Dienstag, 24. Jul 2007, 9:18
Yes, I'm sorry if these show up on any actual artists' pages. It's not my intent to flood pointlessly, and I'm all for a categorisation/whatever system!
1 Why did you decide to take this quiz?
Track: Storming the Burning Fields
Artist: DragonForce
Comments: Because it'll help me destroy EVIL! Muwahaha… yeeeah.
2 Where will you meet your husband/wife?
Track: Who's That Standing Out My Window?
Artist: They Might Be Giants
Comments: HAHAHAHA. Wow. xD I'm gonna marry my stalker!
3 Where will you "hug" your wife/husband for the first time?
Track: Hyena
Artist: R.E.M.
Comments: Uhm, I'm not entirely sure what to make of this.
4 What is your secret dream?
Track: Spin You Around
Artist: Puddle of Mudd
Comments: Yeah, I always wanted to spin my lover around 'til they were dizzy. Emotionally.
5 What song will they be playing at the morgue when they'll perform your autopsy?
Track: Aged Dolls
Artist: ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead
Comments: Wow, that's a depressing, morguish song.
6 Who will throw a party after you die?
Track: Mercy
Artist: KMFDM
Comments: Ancient and bored people?
7 What song describes you when you're so drunk that you can't speak?
Track: You've Got a Chance
Artist: Bad Religion
Comments: I'm more relevant when I'm drunk.
8 What will actually kill you?
Track: No Regrets
Artist: The Von Bondies
Comments: So I finally learn to live for the moment and free myself from society's standards … and probably do something idiotic that kills me. Excellent!
9 Who will be your slave?
Track: More Human than Human
Artist: White Zombie
Comments: A murderer batshit insane zombie thing? I could do worse!
10 What will you look like at the age of 80?
Track: Silent Scream
Artist: Children of Bodom
Comments: Isn't this song about abortion or something?..
11 Where will you meet your arch enemy of life?
Track: Chasing the Wild Goose
Artist: Bad Religion
Comments: Is it saying I am my own arch-enemy, and that fighting my own loneliness is going to kill me? Or am I getting too deep and philosophical for a silly random-song quiz?
12 Where did your parents 'create' you?
Track: It's Not My Birthday
Artist: They Might Be Giants
Comments: Well, of course it wasn't. I wasn't alive yet.
13 What will happen to you tonight, after going to bed?
Track: Colossal
Artist: Wolfmother
Comments: I'm going to fall in love with a colossal girl.
14 What is the meaning of your life?
Track: Eyes-Radio-Lies
Artist: Orgy
Comments: I'm going to teach people the pointlessness of hate, of being stupid, and … uh, being paranoid? I dunno, this song confused me in the first place.
15 What will be the meaning of your death?
Track: New Born
Artist: Muse
Comments: I'm going to make a lot of people very bitter and spineless.
16 How many necrophiles will ravage your corpse?
Track: A.D.D.
Artist: System of a Down
Comments: O_o; Dead soldiers jaded against the government of America?
17 What do you hate the most?
Track: Circles
Artist: Incubus
Comments: Yeah, god damn endless cycles.
18 What do you love the best?
Track: I Believe
Artist: R.E.M.
Comments: Yes, change is nice sometimes, but usually I can't stand it.
19 What makes you feel like jumping out the window?
Track: Ball and Chain
Artist: Social Distortion
Comments: Yeah, having a ball and chain (literally or figuratively!) always sucks.
20 What do you think about bananas?
Track: Loser
Artist: 3 Doors Down
Comments: Yeah, only losers eat bananas!
21 Where would you like to be now?
Track: Lithium
Artist: Nirvana
Comments: Insane?
22 Who would you like to have a tea-party with?
Track: These Are the Days of Our Lives
Artist: Queen
Comments: Yeah, I'd like to have a tea-party with my childhood self and its friends. How sad. ._.
23 How would you describe your childhood?
Track: Fertile Crescent
Artist: Bad Religion
Comments: Yep, I was an idealist and then I got buuuuurn'd.
24 If you could do anything you want, what would it be?
Track: Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Artist: Queen
Comments: I ain't ready!
25 Recent obsessions/existential problems?
Track: Barrel of a Gun
Artist: Depeche Mode
Comments: If I used an answer like that, I think it's kind of obvious.
26 If they would make a movie about you, what would be the title?
Track: Rape Me
Artist: Nirvana
Comments: … no.
27 Where did the pigeons go?
Track: P.L.U.C.K.
Artist: System of a Down
Comments: Victims of genocide.
28 Are you a good stalker/rapist?
Track: Italian Leather Sofa
Artist: Cake
Comments: I guess that it might be emotional rape.
29 What will your neighbour think of you when they'll finds out that you have naked pictures of them?
Track: Lost Control
Artist: Unwritten Law
Comments: They won't blame me for the things I just can't learn.
30 Who's for dinner tonight?
Track: The Biggest Killer in American History
Artist: Bad Religion
Comments: Oh, goodness.
31 Who are you hiding in your cupboard tonight?
Track: Too Bad
Artist: Nickelback
Comments: No, I'm not hiding my estranged mother.
32 Who is your fashion ideal?
Track: These Things
Artist: She Wants Revenge
Comments: Well, if she's so sexy that she gets random urges to touch herself in the bathroom…
33 This halloween, you'll dress up as a ……???
Track: Vagabond
Artist: Wolfmother
Comments: A vagabond costume would be easy, at least.
34 Who would you like to keep in your pockets all the time?
Track: Scapegoat
Artist: Guano Apes
Comments: Having a convenient scapegoat around at all times would be pretty nice!
35 If you'd won the lottery, what would you buy first?
Track: Noggin Poundin'
Artist: The Katies
Comments: But The Beatles told me money couldn't buy me love!
36 Are we there yet?
Track: Maps and Legends
Artist: R.E.M.
Comments: At least I'll have a readable map if I'm lost.
37 Em… any hard feelings for choosing our survey?
Track: Reach For the Sky
Artist: Social Distortion
Comments: No, and I think you should be optimistic. Live for the moment!
38 What are your thoughts about the ppl who made this quiz?
Track: You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us In Prison
Artist: My Chemical Romance
Comments: Yeah, you know what they do to people who use netspeak in prison. It's spelled "people"!