• "He's like Summer in Remember The Titans." [pause] "He has to earn our respect."

    29. Mai. 2015, 20:24

    :O

    dude don't. My parents are from Lancaster. I'm 1960s Indiana/Kentucky. That's the point of everything. We're always like this. You're being boring curmudgeons. I only lived there for 2 years. I have a tiny, tiny bit of Aristocrat Mediterranean... none of us will put up with Native American holy land being turned into Alabama Frat Posers. I'm not nativo, or Hispanic/Italian. But just that tiny, tiny bit has the capacity to freak out at you, if you get vicious. I'm better than Machiavelli, at certain parts of writing. It's internet time. This is 500-800 CE genetics. The white part of me isn't too keen either, on 2015 Perrysburg. I might be "black Irish", actually. I might be French. Just don't. I'm not special. I suck at stuff, other than what I show you. I'm not exactly that way, but that 1/50th of my brain revolts against your subculture's opinions. The other stuff is bad, too. I'm very Celtic, but then like 25% Germanic. Worst drama ever, if I'm writing and you plan anything.

    This is for Evil People In Local News Stories. Not most of society. I'll bash you in like a cunt. I don't really agree with confronting/harassing anyone. I always think people on TV are funny, if they're successful. I wasn't raised or trained to be/think this way. It's like Work Friendly Conspiracy Theories That Are True, about my genetics. I found out stuff on my own. And I remember which women I thought were hot. Never do that. It's bad karma. I was being normal about things nobody taught me. I don't care about ethnic in the negative. I like to see Spanish Armada movie actors. I'm not really like them at all, but there's overlap. Then I also knew who was rude to me. Bad idea. I could just be lying about ethnic to goad a troll response. I am really just Irish. But what does that mean?

    I'm trolling people about mafia. 90s Kids must not. 00s Kids are taboo and stupid. Never fuck with me about Cleveland or drugs. I treat that like playing drums. My southern genetics don't really matter. The Norwegian/Swedish/Danish, which is like 5%, will murder you. Most of them are nice. Never fuck with borderline nice people. Just never fuck with anyone, actually. The Irish is worst of all. I'm like a Latino person to certain crowds. These crowds are sparse, and sometimes secretive. They're angry about Amy (08 SMCHS). I'm really just Barely Like The Grease Guy. You're insulting Taylor Swift's Bloodline. She's Italian and Polish. I'm normal. It's because of 1000 CE France/England. This already happened to everyone. Just never pay attention to ethnic. That's the message. Hopefully some of them are getting Trolled In California By Globally Normal People. I love that they move there, the way I did. My mom was a 1980s RA on an all-black Ohio State floor. And I'm much more like that than she is. All the 1980s girls, younger than my mom, are like Sitcoms. Never be mean about sex between white people. We're smaller than Africa and Asia. You're in a bubble.. I just went public as a prank. This is 19th century drama. We have to end it. It's not about my potential fame. I say that as a prank, to trick your girlfriends. Gullible negative nancys get pranked. Other people just think it's normal, and want to try. You still did that to someone, famous or not. You do this to everyone new. You're still Ohio forever. It's actually easy to do certain things. I'm making you think it's special. Or I could be lying. If everyone acts certain ways, it's easy to be cool. But the problem is when the pot-bellied douchebag has mental illnesses, or townie morals.If you're all going to learn country music and brands of beer, I might go rogue. It's what I think is cool. It's a global norm, too. I'm being Toledo Mud Hens of Detroit hip hop / electro. Never fuck with Cleveland, either. Tired of you hick nerds. I know my exact reputation at 5 different places. It wasn't martyrdom or agony. I just know because of internet. It's easy to reverse-engineer each place, and find the best from each person.

    Summer is the most cliche thing to refer to California as. But it was High School Musical era Perrysburg. They actually care about One Direction. I'm from 1994-1997 Bay Village. I was actually the jock-who-allegedly-failed-at-Shoremen/Eagles, in 2003-2005. I didn't even care about music. I just minded my own business. I never tried out to many teams. Then SoCal was really, really nice... other than 5 specific people. I cannot troll you enough about 30 specific people in 5 places. The only place with no drama was 1989-1994 South Euclid and 2009-10 University Of Dayton. Then I went bipolar and noticed Cincinnati. I actually think you're retards and will kill you over First Reich / Castlevania ass shit. I know who's mental. I'm not even violent. I'm praying mantis for these hicks and preps. Everyone else is 100% chill. I actually know how to avoid them for life. Just sit in your house and work on art. Move to Vermont or Oregon, in a farm house near a nice liberal town. Too bad. There's no sadistic ending to this. There's like 6 types of American retarded, some are allies and some are rivals. Just arrest 20% of them and teach them manners in school. They misunderstood music and films, while other ones had megalomaniac rules about dating/gossip. Silly Cali. You didn't know about Akron pop punk concerts. I'm not like pop punk. But how about no? Ohio? Cmon. They don't know about Lakewood Ohio. I was barely being a rebel or a leader. They just thought I was Perrysburg, then Perrysburg thought I was California, then everyone called me gay. I didn't really have a cultural label until college. I'm a human bean. Everyone calls me different things. It's not a huge deal, but I'd hate to see it get much worse with someone else.

    There was jizz in the urinals at SMCHS dances. Think about that process. Buddy Holly guys never did that. I'm teaching Trabuco Hills 16 year olds. I should have gone there. I think 2005 was a Special Time. It's probably mostly fine now. They're cavemen millennials. 2003 St. Ed's was worse. I know what the SMCHS bathroom layout is. Sneaking around with boners at night, near the lockers. It's an outdoor campus with rich people. 2007 Perrysburg was just like... Triple Crown on my life. I'm the prized race-horse. Then I went F-Zero Racing at Ohio colleges. Horse on motorized roller-skates, wearing goggles. Too much dumb, even if people forget me by now. They all had their own unique take on the same concepts. Teach your daughters to hook me. I legitimize the bloodline with my craft. Silly divorces are the most fun. I'm giving them Bad Trips. I was nice and they tried to test the waters. I'm Evil Perrysburg 08 now. Everyone remembers mental images now. Banned from Wikipedia. America's done this like 75,000 times to teenage men. It's in 75 movies. I'm actually bluffing about some of the stuff, but the stories are real. Thought y'all played poker. I have a secret hand, if this is your first post. There's actually things wrong with Ohio that certain families don't talk about. My family doesn't talk about it. They do Certain Shit every few weeks. I decided to do Mortal Kombat on 5 of them, then pester another 15. They want to be thugs. But they want the scare certain people first. Scare me. I'll troll you with astronauts and Gulf War soldiers. I love women but have weird concepts of sex, because of my life. You don't want this drama. I know how to be 2001 KISS-FM / BBC Radio 1, at once. With 2020s shit. Just wait. You're not allowed to look at anyone. I'm a Boarding School Accident. You always do this to actual British guys. I have a weird accent.

    Bluff. Bluff. Fact. Bluff. Never read this. I've made my point. You don't even know how to play. I'm bluffing about something specific, that was never articulated/explained to me. It's just in case SMCHS had a potty mouth. I wasn't there. Nobody tells me anything. I actually went through these places without thinking about it, until #5. Maybe I was unscathed and ignored. I have a few reasons to infer otherwise. Dry pussy. Extra extra, feminine morals about violence. Break-up. I might be the opposite of what I say on here. I could be lying to you. Never read ostensible personal information. You're not good at that. What if Avicii had retard days in America, but liked everyone else? Literature style. This is important first-hand material. They pretend to be nice and cool, then their little brother is crazy. I actually think it's funny because I have elements of Eric Cartman, and elements of Nigel Thornberry. I'm not a sadist. I don't know the right -ist. Cartman is if I didn't have meds, knew everyone in town, and acted like Ohio/SMCHS. Nobody would actually be Cartman IRL. He really just wants new days. He has 5 mental illnesses. 3 of them can be endearing in some people. The other 2 are Ohio Drama. I don't have conflicts or misconceptions like he does. He doesn't have a dad and watches TV. Don't try to look for it, as adults watching episodes. It's a show for younger people. He fucked up like Kyle 8 times in 200 episodes. He's usually just stupid and annoying. When did that show start? 1998? They knew you would do stuff like that, 1999-2009. The creators were right. These are well documented problems with humanity and culture. He's the smart one. I'm nothing like his obvious personality. I stifled it with normal stuff. That's what happens when you're stupid and believe in local society.

    I don't care about Harry Potter. I liked her when I was 12 and saw the first one. Then I watched all 8 a few months ago, after reading the books 7-12 years ago. I'm not a pedophile. I didn't care. Don't have selective hearing. I don't want her movies. This isn't a stalker thing. It's a ginger hook-job. I can do it. You have to trust me.

    Taylor, you're not involved anymore. Gay Welsh is lucky to still be limber, after the recent prequel. Don't watch the movie. It's Offensive Short Shorts with Terry from Reno 911 being X-Men. His whole life came crashing down. He has morals like 12 year old Selena, but he's tough too.

    Fine I'll set off a rave at FirstEnergy Stadium in 2044 with 50 other people. STFU n00b. What if that whole place was jumping around in the stands, and the field was a legit festival pit? Someone will do that someday. Not me, I never show people. I'm seeding the future. That's where this is headed, bro. You're grinding my gears and I like to pull strings for other people. I'm minor leagues, if that. Long way to go. Never piss me off about your perception of my life. America was probably normal from 1776-2001, then messed up from 2002-2008, then reverted. How should I know the difference, with some of you? I'm borderline. Who knows. Those kids probably didn't have many drug customers, as mafya, and wanted to scare locals out of selling. There's probably drama like that... I know 1% of the drama. 1% could be a deluded sample. I could be overreacting. Or it could be 10x worse and I'm being reckless for going public. They probably openly talk about types of porn and how to start a ring. Nobody thinks about actual evil slug drama. I eat it up. I watch some fucked up movies, actually. I'm exaggerating so Californian/European Businessmen tap into our music scene. Troll them with Wall Street money. It's easy. Just combine house, disco with female vocals, and popular hip hop. Then make radio stations and skateboard brands. It's easy to fuck with Ohio's brains. We can be like James Bond and go places, since they're hella dumb and cause drama money.

    I'm being stupid about media/town gossip on purpose. I regret the blog but enjoy the results with 30 specific people. Cool, you're Tulane baseball. You fucked a few girls like 60 times each. I'm Timmy Teebs for skater/punk culture. Nobody even said anything to me, in SoCal. I know what happened. We have to create this culture everywhere. We need 70 Aviciis. I'm tricking you about men. This isn't my daily thoughts. Other people are worse, without my career ideas. Don't have abortions with him. Keep it out of your vagina. I'm Ivy League's version of Danny Brown. If the rhymes are there, you must ignore my appearance. I'm 1980s Hollywood who made it seem personal about myself, to deflect evil bullying from others. Watch Let Me In, the remake of a Swedish vampire movie. I'm teaching him not to be evil. I'm also making semi-fine people seem like him, so they STFU about their stupid thoughts. That's what people sometimes accidentally do. Skins UK Season 1 is another good example. Wait for the episode. That's evil me. I'm holy. It's my job to stop them, as best I can. I'll die to stop them, globally. There's only like 20 of them in Ohio, each age. But they have 400 friends. That's why it's in the media. Extreme case = story. You should watch those 2 pieces of media as part of your education. The movie and season 1. I've been temporarily insane like 5 times in 7 years. For 30 minutes. They literally have episodes and they're in the wrong social circles. He hates me more than the 12 year old and Tony. He doesn't know how to plan anymore. It was a jacc move. I'm a wide boy. I'm on meds for that, and don't believe in talking to others maliciously. They can't be evil rich sadists. They're being Assyrian Chariot Guy. I know it's wrong as Pagan Celtic Guy. We had worse enough issues without them. Bashing people's heads in with rocks in the mud. I don't believe in violence or mean friends. I believe in music and women. If there's something wrong with 1970s New Mexico kids, imagine what 2030s Ohio will do. Our media confuses them more. Ireland never starts wars, man. Been awhile. Now we have USSR Cold War Secret Police trying to be White Rappers. I actually play the Nazi card on myself, not you. 1938 Austrian Paul might be a little wacky, but if I had the same parents I'd deflect/avoid. I know why certain things are wrong. It's foreign to my morals. But I also know what's happened with 20 people every decade. They get confused and agitated. As for Skins Season 1, I'm Chris's off-camera older brother being angry in literature. I'm psycho Chris. It's bad. Sometimes I get confused and agitated. But I'm not talking to Chris throw plexiglass at the jail. I'm talking to him in my real life, for life. I'm not going to jail over psychopath drama. Tony actually has psychopathic tendencies, but he's different than the sadist. SMCHS had t-shirt colors, by grade, at the dance. Some senior guys changed into the freshman colors, for freshman girls. That's not a ticket to Hell, but that's a mistake.

    Notice how Let Me In progresses. It's a b-list director, did some other stuff too. This could have all been avoided. They make it 100x worse, twice. That's why Draco Malfoy was forgiven in the end of Harry Potter. He's in a Boarding School, he's barely bad. Some people are evil slugs. They don't go to Hogwarts. No owl invitation. Sorting Hat puts them in jail. Sorting Hat gives them a lobotomy with a hidden wand, and they drag them to the woods. Not a very pure subconscious. Next, watch No Country For Old Men and Child Of God, Cormac McCarthy novels. CoG is waaaaaaay worse, as a film. I'm just giving you a Bad Trip. Watch those in a weekend, I dare you. Those 3. I can actually teach you about different kinds of wrong. Watch them in the order before, plus these. The Station Agent... Bronson... Clean, Shaven... There Will Be Blood....Se7en...Trainspotting... Pi. Watch those 10 movies in 14 days. They are all very different. Don't watch them with little kids. They're bad. Very bad. Some of them are more normal than others. But sometimes an abnormal person is acting like that, or being subjected to that.

    Here I'll post a list
    -Let Me In
    -No Country For Old Men
    -Child of God
    -The Station Agent
    -Bronson
    -Clean, Shaven
    -There Will Be Blood
    -Se7en
    -Trainspotting
    -Pi

    You will be disturbed about a few things. They contrast each other in a weird way. The only nudity is male, I think. There's even someone's penis and someone else actually pooping in the woods. It's not recommended for types of women. Read IMDB if you're worried. It's about evil people's different sides. Some of them aren't evil, just fucked. But what if you combined 3 of the characters into 1 person?

    It's dorm movie week. Or bro movie week. Watch 1-2 a day. This is bonding. Smoke weed the whole time, but not in dorms. Fuck that. Find them online. Either torrent, or search "______ full movie". Or use the $3 downloads and split it. I'm helping Emma Watson. "Oh I'm just getting into Hollywood" is what she thinks. She's crazy.

    Time for a nicer list... uhhhhh....

    -It's All Gone Pete Tong
    -Sid and Nancy
    -Fubar
    -Sexy Beast
    -Searching for Sugar Man
    -Primer
    -Wall Street
    -The Wrestler
    -The Limey
    -SLC Punk!

    Those aren't necessarily nicer stories, but it has a different creative influence, if watched in succession.

    Time for list #3

    -The Wicker Man [1987]
    -Big Nothing
    -London to Brighton
    -Vahalla Rising
    -Blue Ruin
    -The Lost Boys
    -Barton Fink
    -American History X
    -The Deer Hunter
    -The Client

    It's time for Bro Month this summer. You'll understand my Bro Drama.

    I actually challenge psychiatrists to watch those 30 movies over the summer. Some of them are filler, not really psychiatrist oriented. Like Wall Street and Primer don't really have those issues. But it's important to see those too. Some of them are about closing out of society. Some of them are about ancient values that might translate into modern people. Some of them are about mistakes. Some of them are about schizophrenia, bipolar, borderline, delusions, taboo crime, etc. You'll understand if you watch all 30 and write 2 paragraphs about each one. What is the blogger trying to teach you? The Deer Hunter is low-key, until Christopher Walken goes bat-shit insane. London to Brighton is straight up shady. Searching for Sugar Man is about humility and triumph, over an entire life of _____. Some of them are about drugs. Some of them are about how people respond to bulling. Some of them are about counterculture.

    I hated SMCHS for a reason. Some of them got 4.2 GPAs and talked smack. So I quit college.... I'm good at music, movies, literature, video games, sports, fashion, art, and politics... in major/minor ways with different undertones of importance. Like I'm not pro sports, but I have an idea for them. I'm not Paris runway but I'm smart at my bro shit. I can't do pianos but I can find basslines. I'm not a great gamer but I made lists for 10 consoles. ETC. 4.2 time. No job time. STFUSMCHS. I'm allowed to be Pauly D tier and endearing, instead of a fucking retard. I'll just be good at 3, then fool around the other 4. I'm J Shore. You have to listen to me. I'm J Shore for rich, smart, pretty girls. GTL = blogs. I consider him an Actual Retard. He made $11,000,000 off headphones and got a 3-album G-Unit deal... listen to his songs, though. MTV was being 'path gays, as a prank. They know he sucks. They knew certain women couldn't tell. I have over 70 hip hop lyric "songs". 3-deal that. Read his first lyrics. Worst industry song ever. Paris Hilton is better than him. Good, Lloyd Banks is his slave owner. Better than some idiot like Robin Thicke's dad. Let a nigga get his royalties, not cheese-ball baby boomers.
  • This blog is like a peacock with venom.

    29. Mai. 2015, 20:18

    I'm giving you signs of both. I'm warning you. It's not meant for children. It's meant to be forgiven satirically. But I don't want shit from you retards.

    The blog is evidence of my issues. I'm proving that Emma can save me. She would fix it. It's about being fixed. I was just being honest. At the same time, I'm a nice person. If I was a millionaire, I'd randomly send Mrs. H flowers, for eating all her food when I used to stay there (for 3, 5, 14 days at a time). My grade school knows why that's funny. She's weird. It's like if the That 70's Show mom was.... quirky and concerned. I'm the opposite of Bad People. I just tend to rustle their jimmies, and there's only a few ways to do that.

    You're such a pretty, smart girl. I don't want to be like James Bond with different women every weekend. Besides, I need a rock star editor. I think Leo and Young Acerbic should be in one paperback. I might write more about Leo. Something happened in the end, and it's going to be 4-7 years later, since I wrote it in the present in 2011. Women like yourself have such a pure subconscious, Emma. You're doing great so far, with everything.

    I wasn't necessarily trying to be famous. I was being jerkstore, a webcam show we used to watch in 2007-08. I just wanted to be mean, as a guy like jerkstore. If it becomes hot London gossip, it's not my problem. GOAT jerkstore. He's not a terrible punk. He's like... hyper, less-talented Ryan Seacrest who's chubby with a beard. I barely remember, he might look different. The other people in the AIM chat loved it, and I was mad jelly because I had a webcam show too. I was actually a legitimately upset rival. It's like a villain in a kid's show. Jerkstore was the good guys.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwfioD-ING8

    I was too young. He was probably my age now, at the time. There were hot girls in the chat. But those years of internet are over. Now everyone does the webcam at once. I was being an ignorant narcissist.

    I don't take myself seriously. This wasn't meant to be deep. I keep being schiz' and imagining a venomous peacock. But my mind is making turkey gobbles. Imagining fangs.

    XD getting buds tonight because my brother's coming home early. I only had pre-vaped shake, last week. This is the first time in 2 months, with real nugs.

    Emma I'm not really into the drug/party scene. I was never into parties with that kind of shit. I'm actually really clean-cut, in one way, and a complete shithead recently. I won't get you in trouble. Maybe I can work 8 months on a novel and then fly to Seattle for a week, the blow off steam and contemplate. Or where-ever it's legal. It's intellectually fool's gold, but pretty much harmless. Does it make my mental state worse? No. I already ruined that with other drugs. It's already ruined. It just makes me hone-in on what I've recently done, especially music. I think it puts me on the level of my potential fans/consumers. I think it makes me encounter my product in a way that doesn't assume it already. I'm too detached when I'm always sober. I'm happy being sober and it should not be around your children. But it really is important to me, for some use. I don't even know if anything on here is good for selling. Any of the ideas. But it makes me realize who I am. If I saw this blog when I was 15, I'd be 2 years ahead at age 25. You have to realize the cultural connotations. There's funny, harmless, unassuming teenagers who might think I'm shady, but still like me. It takes marijuana for me to understand. I'm actually a better person when I'm stoned, but you'll have to deal with inferior sober Paul. You know those English blonde guys? The American version, of whatever ethnic group, is almost never bad. He hates when people are "unchill". He doesn't like fights or bullying. He smokes little bowls in his attic and has actual, close friends. He needs to know about shady Irish 25 year olds. I can't help it. I never force anything. It's literally just what I accidentally thought, and my keyboard is part of my brain. I'm actually not bigoted at all, though. German guy with a beer in the elevator. Ask him what brand. Talk shit for 30 seconds. Bye. It has nothing to do with the people I criticize. He could be dating an Irish swimsuit model and I'd still talk to him. Types of American men are all friendly like types of English women. I can usually tell if they're bad, but never assume anything, and be nice as a joke. They always won't respond or act shiesty. Same fools every time, Emma. Rural German men are the opposite of Nazis, actually. I know who does that. If you're nice to everyone in America, you will be popular. But then people want to talk shit and choose friends. It's all about sports teams, with the bad ones. They get this weird elitism, all 5 of them on every Ohio team. Then they form like Voltron at college. Who cares about them. I'm more talented than they are, at things that matter. They think I'm gay or a nerd or a stupid skater. Well. Watch 100 1980s action movies, and think about the guy with huge glasses. We're not inept. We fit right in. I know why they're stupid. They're the mean ones from rural towns, or stupid Catholic school preps. Everyone else there is normal. I'm one generation removed from Southern Ohio and everyone already acts like I'm Illuminati Demons, just because I type certain things and wear a hat. It's called being Irish with a bit of English and French. I'm not going to act like a 1950s bully in 2015. Italian people in the south act southern. That doesn't change New York City / Chicago. That's my stance on being Irish. Of course I act like Cleveland punks. Just waved to my neighbor, mowing the lawn with a chaw in. He's a 45 year old Italian from Kentucky. You should have heard the yelling when they lost in the basketball playoffs. Everyone acts like people around them, globally confirmed. I don't expect NASCAR racers to act like I do. But they still think I'm funny. There's a type of athlete from Ohio who wants to give me shit. He laughs at sadism, like he's a hot shot. Uhhhh... doesn't really scare me, but fuck that. He'll never do anything, since I'll be in the Hollywood Hills. But cmon. What a dingleberry. Fine, laugh at being a Cliche Detriment To Society. I know which girls they correlate too. It's not getting a violent response for a reason. We can't have some funny girl killing the stupid girls.

    I'm Daft And Daffy / Got Jokes Like Laughy Taffy / Facts On Who Can Slap Me / Posh Or Slosher Drenched With Water

    It's OK Emma. You can stop any rhymes.

    I know it set off a chain reaction. Bullies mean to Paul. Paul mean to bullies. Someone is sleeping with bullies. Reads blog. "He literally calls us spray-tan hoes and babushka cunt". Yes. They didn't bully me, but they have 50 pounds and want to injure me. Well. How would you like fat girls being evil at you? I'm objectively more attractive than 90% of them, and 100% with certain scenes. Too bad. You have neurosis consistently. Don't act that way if you look a certain way. You have creeper eyes. This isn't your drama. You're too stupid. You're actually female sadists, you want them to injure me. Well the reason I said that is because they already wanted to. I'll lock them with the cops and cut them in the yard. I have both connections. We fucking own them. Thank my faction for the USA. And I'm nice to all the righteous thugs from any other country. You don't get what I say about the British version of them. I treat them like psychopaths that shouldn't be alive. I'm less violent about your men, actually. It doesn't matter if he's on a team. He can still go to jail or die. I'm active-duty in one of the most powerful organizations in our planet's history. But I'm not like enlisted or anything. Creative writing department. Whatever. I treat it like stupid drama, not scary drama. If you want to be a fucking faggot at people, just do it to me. I can handle it. Go ahead. Find the English douchebags. Ask him if it's smart to mess with Psychotic Irish Thugs Who Work For The Crown, Then Got Exponentially More Fucked In America. They're little bullies too, but they have cultural boundaries. It's not a very big place. We can make the walls close in on them pretty fast. But it's the same in America. We have a very advanced network. Ohio isn't immune to tactical strikes. I'm not brainwashed and snooty. They taught me to be a creative asshole. Nobody cares. My culture on both continents, literally give 0 shits about your lives. You can't make me laugh. I'm the epitome of the palace guards. Irish isn't really a monumental difference. I'm a Celtic Briton. It's literally the worst drama of your life. Not because I'm actually scary. You insult me a certain way. You're disrespectful about everything I have, including my body. That can piss off any ethnic group, if it's based on how they look. You're a fucking cunt. I'm the epitome of stealth fighter jet pilots. I just don't like heights or going fast. But I do have that mindset. England is actually a very racist place. Not really about the Irish anymore. Don't be blockheads. My dad is like Christian Bale and my mom has tan skin for a red-head. Least idea ever, bro. I'm a legit Briton. Welsh/Irish out the ass, with a bit of Germanic. Never do that. We know who you are. What if a Welsh guy had a global-tier education, and was OCD about information networks, with a midwest American accent... and you're an evil polack? I actually like Polish people... just not blockheads. New Poland, medium sized city, Manitoba 2050. Believe it. I'm related to Davy Crockett. Bill Clinton impression: "I'm kinda like a Huguenot".

    I'm actually a weird combination of Batman and Joker. But they were extremely exaggerated, wearing costumes. I have mental illnesses. I'm a schizoid prankster. But the Joker thing really isn't sadism about society. He's if I was psychotic, and sadistic. He never goes to jail in the comics. He always goes to the insane asylum. I would go to jail. And I generally condone society. I guess I'm not really good like Batman, either. Gotham is just fucked up London/New York. It's based on types of people. They're both Celtic, actually. There's things wrong with London. And it's not because the English were super mean to the Irish, always mean. It's our fault too. The King of Ireland was a dick too. We're not saints. If I was ever being crazy, you should kill me. The government should kill me. If I ever hit Emma, put me away for 10 years. And it's not really an ethnic thing. My mom's surname is from around Northern Ireland, but right outside. This means many things. I'm technically Scottish too. I don't wear tweed and derby hats, man. I'm American, like skater/stoner Asian guys. Irish is probably the only American ethnic group that gets shit about the old world, especially if you're a ginger. Cool, they have funny accents. You know about their accents. You should hear Mayan languages, bro. It's an issue with frame of reference. Nobody knows the difference between Catalan and Portugal. It's because we speak English. I probably act like Two Face, too. I pretty much have a slew of minor personality disorders. I don't act like Penguin, though. He nit-picks and blows things out of proportion. Thankfully I don't have multiple personality disorder. That might happen someday. I type a lot now so I can disappear someday. I'm very literal about my time and my ambitions. I'll probably have the opposite reaction, though. I'll probably become holy and actualized. Some of the Catholic Saints were worse than me. I have good stabilizing morals and a cultural net. It doesn't always get worse. Especially when you're under existential oaths as your own form of prayer. I don't ask for things. I ask for meaning. Actually, Two Face is just Retard Batman. Batman has some elements of Joker's issues, but hides them. It's all connected. I also think sadism and narcissism are connected. So maybe you should be nicer and stop lashing out at people. Narcissism is a weird one. I actually kind of have that. But here's the thing... you can't think society matters, or you'll want to hurt people. I was barely like that, a few years ago, and it was bad enough. It means you think people like envy you, but you always judge/compare people. This would be a huge problem if I was retarded like some Ohioans. I'm actually the opposite of retarded and tried to find good in the people I compared myself with. I don't believe in Ohio Suburb Things. That would be a huge pitfall, if I was like that. I believe in marijuana at 2 am and music that I compiled. Which triggers Ohio Suburbs into stalk/gossip mode. I'm just obsessive and creative. I try to make everything about other people, when the time is right. Sorry, you listen to shitty burnt CDs and hate other music. I like weird, funky music. Dills is actually like Penguin. That's why I freaked out and trolled you about him. Not the Tim Burton version. The real Penguin will kill/destroy anyone that mildly annoys him. You read this whole thing, making it seem like I thought I was special. No. Millions of people have minor/major versions of these disorders. Those are just weirdos in capes, for little kids. You're actually all more fucked up than I am, since you never address the issue and try to reverse it.

    I actually didn't really admit anything juicy. This is normal existentialism. But you think it's juicy. I'm trying to prevent suicides in people with mental illnesses. So if that makes you gossip, good. I'm 99% fine, 100% fine on suicides. Good. Be a bitch and tell everyone. It'll back-fire.

    Never obey Dills in any way. He was probably just a normal guy being duplicitous, laughing that people believed him.. I'm teaching you what borderline thinks. Never said it was real. It's his fault for lying in 8th grade. We run the streets. Never obey anyone that wants any piece of me. I'm not a cop or a fed. I'm not a royal or a politician. I'm not organized crime. But I decide.

    I'm punking all the preps who were barely in power. For Deceased Kings. I can flow and shit, with lyrics. I'm a Celtic Satirist. This isn't English vs. Irish. This is English drama. They barely say anything in England, now. They're nosy in America, try to put on airs. Then they judge as the artists/leaders, in their eyes. They barely did anything before, we just have to reaffirm our values. Please Buy Young Acerbic 2017. I'm not part of town, the school department. 2 handjobs beginning of college. One weekend with a high school ex, summer. Only time doing sex. 2 fooling around, end of the sophomore year. OK got that? Irish Catholic too. That's #2. No Canada, right. Just don't... gossip. I already told you. Age 19-20. Hmmm what else, drugs? Yeah, everyone except cocaine, that's the product. And really bad stuff like meth. #3. Got it. No no no. I'm the stupid, mean one. I did that on purpose.

    "If you let people's perception of you dictate your behavior, you will not grow as a person." ~ Mr Feeny

    I actually used to be evil. For a few years. Not like, malicious or sadistic. But there were some issues. That's why my melodic club-killer playlists are powerful. I found God. For example, I thought 9/11 was shitty. But I might have said something weird about it. Not the normal criticism, either. I wanted to be 1% central banks, actually. What would I say, though? I forget. I treat it like a dream. I'm related to Puritans, man. That could turn sour if you're fucked in the skull. But most of my family is normal. Watch this movie. It's All Gone Pete Tong. I'm going to learn to do that, musically if not physically with decks. Then we're going to have 33 year old olive-skinned British women come out in angel wings. With the 12 hottest rappers in the midwest. We're being Trap/House Beatles. Emma, Betsy... it's just for fun. They love doing that. We're punking WASPs. We'll put my heraldry, which is actually mine and not my families, on psychedelic projectors. That's not saying "herr I'm a knight". It's for the other 100 people on the squad, too. Tattoo that shit on your neck and never work in an office again. I'm actually not a real DJ. I'm a psycho troll about Ohio. I can hire DJs. The angel wings are just cool. They can date the other DJs. There will be athletes and actors on the scene. Cool Moms/Mums. Don't judge people. You're shaming them. I'll choose them myself. JK I'm just trolling my foxy PolySci professor. She dun it already. I'm not allowed to do that. Someone like her did it, on Youtube.

    "You're objectifying my waifus!"

    Please answer in the form of a question. Sorry. Next category. I was actually the nicest person ever, freshman year at UD. I remember Pierce, but I forget her name. I got upset, man. Don't make people upset. I hate UD. They should be in jail. I pretended UC was a utopia, then the same things happened from the same people. Minor things, but I'm going to take a one hitter to that. They have some weird perception and a state-wide network. It just takes one idiot from Avon Lake/Perrysburg to slander me in front of 10 of them. Then I get weird looks on campus for music and writing. I was actually more worried about white people at UC, than black people.

    I'm not really typing my actual career. Some of this is for Bad Trips and Sadist Hypomania About Famous White Men. Like hugging my 2 cousins... am I bragging? No. It's actual 09-13 girls like that, though. They always liked me when I was goofy. My life is public and overrworld. You would die if you were conniving. I'm Evil Avicii. You're not allowed to kill Greg or Steve if someone hates their literature. This for the cultural 1% on both sides.

    "Nobody cares about Ohio girls with my colleagues" ~ SMCHS snoot

    They're east coast with trendy brothers, though. Update, Maryland. We're just being sneaks. I don't talk about this with my cousins yet, Ibiza first. There's differences between academics/artist and us. We're just as cultural disposed to talent so it happens sometimes. Might not happen with me, but I'm a sneak. You're putting on airs. All 4 of you. This was in case Perrysburg Was Local News Story Criminals. Not really you. I'm trolling people who kill people. They can read this and it's still true. I'm not the victim here. I'm preventing someone else, indirectly. I need 500,000 views and we can stop 2 of them. What happens if SMCHS likes me when I'm on the Bachelor? Just kidding, I refuse. No cameras ever, other than media. I'm not hot. Those guys aren't hot. They're addicted to town drama. I'm passable, age 36.

    I'm Fred & George of modern Slytherin. Nobody cares about me. Those were in the 1990s. If they were always bad, they wouldn't exist. People aren't even creative or evil, the way you give me credit for, as an attempt. It's Drive By Media shit, though. Quote everything, spam hate. Good. I'm raising awareness.

    I don't skate. But we should start a brand for fun. Not me. Someone legit with my money. I'm a good Artie. Midwest / West Coast / Canada is our target. Which is pretty obvious. This ties into the radio station and sports teams. I'm not Donald Sterling, though. I'm 25 and satirical. We're being Team Rocket.

    I'm actually learning how to be Motown Tiesto with random Rude Boy Hip Hop songs too. Key word: learning. I would never do individual sets. I would go groups. Solo Paul Welsh? Idk am I even good? Or am I endearing average? I'm trying to get Danny Brown to join Team Rocket Midwest, in the Voltron group. I can't spit. We're being trolls. It's so in 2026, he has something to do. Everyone Stupid & White In Toledo will get offended by his 2011 mixtape, if he's associated with me. I'm not trying to use him. If you read 30 pages of the journal, you'll understand. It's white people's fault. But I'm cool with most whites. We actually have symbols like Yakuza. But we're the good guys, no crime. Put a radio station in 10 cities, and a small warehouse in 20 suburbs in Ohio. This is gossip trainwreck. But annoying people were evil at me and I'm from South Euclid and Bay Village. It started in Avon Lake, as far as dumb. They would get more angry if I didn't type. I told everyone the truth for a a reason. I'm normal now. I'm rumored to be a thug for the Buddha, with 1/1000th of his powers. Most people are religious... it's not a weird mentality. I don't have a religion, though. Yes, I know Yakuza and the Buddha are different nations, generally. Stop being snooty. Everyone gets 1/1000th powers if they stand up for themselves and sacrifice their lives. Christian is a better option. I'm more Christian, but I have Hong Kong drama. SMCHS probably tried fencing and chess for some cheesy reason. That's the context. I'd be better at that because IDGAF, but English/French women would throw up. Reverse good for my brand-name. Would I be good at fencing? No. But I could have taken English lessons at age 8 in a 1% family. Then you're having bro times and I'm OK, age 30. But I'm the opposite of that. I would lose to other stoners, though. If we were all 1%. I'm not particularly dexterous. I was good at baseball, OK at basketball... now I suck at both.

    I don't want to brag about weed. It's a very, very minor part of the last 2 years of my life. I was seeing if people would tell on me. False Flag on the cops. Cops are on my side. They can read. I barely booze. I do smokeless. I'm an artist. I'm active-duty, self-employed homeland security, special ops. Certain people are more aware than me. I just decided to type stuff about brainless thugs on purpose. There's only like 30 of them, which is lower than the global average.

    You try to typecast me. As someone who's into black/Asian culture. I actually did Psycho Black and Evil Chinese things on this website. Go ahead, say whatever you want. I'm not posing. I'm reforming society. Yakuza and video game elitism have nothing to do with each other. I'm creating business models. Don't laugh at Evil Chinese. I have Nordic Skills and love everyone as people. Certain local people are mean about me. That brings out the beast in any ethnic group. Especially if it's because of how you look. There's millions of Americans with skill. There's millions without. We're all the same species. We develop mentalities and patterns.

    I was writing an outlandish premise for the future and this happened

    Yǔ Kong is my crown jewel, of the current plan/satire. Yukon was originally designed to be independent, but this is better. Hong Kong means "fragrant harbor" and was a British imperial colony. They have an excellent global currency despite minimal space. We should offer them 77x the size of Hong Kong... an allusion to Biblical Forgiveness. 7 x 70 is unrealistic, as Jesus taught, but 77 is practical. I wanted the new one to be near Seattle and Vancouver, so it would be "rainy harbor". Much to my surprise, it was "Yǔ" for "rainy", creating an amazing allusion.

    I forget when. You can find it. Just typing. Pretty cool. It doesn't make me important. But don't laugh at the mental side of martial arts. I can't fight but some people can. It's not a huge deal, but neither are you. Silly white rapper Tiesto. Everyone thinks you're lying about a few things. We're not letting the commies in. We're making Democracy Chinese for a 2nd time. Worked the first time with less federal backing. If you're a grumpy Canadian, move to America. Don't be like us. Some random BC stoner will make $4,000,000 because his dad sells lumber or washers. It's not about Ohio's politics. It's the middle of nowhere. The European countries are just Funny Toledo/Cleveland, also in the middle of nowhere. They speak-a da Engrish. We're spiking the currency and getting the Olympics/World Cup a few times, next 200 years. The Chinese will have a presence there until calamity and disaster. 1000 year plan for the continent. I'm spam trolling Evil/Nerd White Power. I can get you a German city, in the rural Great Lakes. I do have to include Israeli and Polish, though. Prove that it's bad. I don't care if you have correct opinions. It's pulp fiction. Not the movie.

    Premise
    http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/07/09/658pb7_the_proposed_canadian_union_&_my_divine_right_as_king

    More links elsewhere

    It was the perfect time to troll people about ethnic. Not everyone. I know what the west coast, south, east coast are like. There's just some characters, certain places. They treat it like adjectives. I never thought that way until adult life.
  • You little girls are LOONS. How DARE YOU read rated-r blogs without permission?

    29. Mai. 2015, 17:53

    Fine. We'll name her Lola. London + LA is my abode. What else do ya want? A fucking pony? NO! You leave this website be.

    The coincidence

    -7 kids, red-hair, We- last name. I'm Bill, not Ron.. in my family. Same grade at Hogwarts tho!!!! Ugh but which house? Harry Potter fans know the difference.
    -Live in Charlotte. That's Emma's middle name! Might go to UNC: Charlotte soon.
    -My step-grandma's last name was Walton. They got married in their 60s/70s. We're officially the Welsh-Walton extended family, though. I've heard that my entire life. You can almost spell Emma with Marlene but you have to change the n into the 2nd m.


    Who cares? I just made it up? Do I care when you make things up? It's a HOAX. It's real but it's a CON! You learn from these days of your lives to make better days. HOW DARE YOU??????

    I would wrangle Betsy for what she did to me at school. You heard it here first. It's not polite for us to be alone together. It's not proper. Emma is more suited for this. We're just wackos from Ohio.

    Here's what you do.... when it's blocked. Go to the library and try to stay calm. If the librarian confronts you, say "HE'S A WRITER!"

    Emma I might throw a highball against the wall in a Vegas hotel. If you're not down with Raw, Uncensored Masculinity.... sorry. You have to, for Lola. Or she'll cry in babby heaven. It's not because of you. There's not much of a chance, me getting angry at you. There's no chance for violence. You're the opposite of my retarded sister and I don't care about her. The highball is because I'm Famous Equi, my UC roommate. Hypothetically. I just got a Coca-Cola from the 12 pack. It said "adventurer" as part of their campaign to make you share Cokes with people who fit certain roles. I said "I want one that describes me". The 2nd one literally said "bro" without planning. I'm drinking it now. I have no reason to smash anything yet. Wait until the NBA/NHL teams. The Coke can wasn't a huge deal. The mentality was. I was being alpha about the can, Emma. I made a realistic demand and got what I wanted. I don't have any demands for you. I have requests. You'll probably like them. Lay face down and scratch the back of your head/neck where your hair is, eyes closed. Think about the man of your dreams. It doesn't have to be me. Just being your friend here. I was taught to pray for my future wife, as a kid. Maybe it worked. I can tell that you don't like a few things about Earth very much. Let it drive you. One person can change the world. But it takes two to tango. Ay yai yai. Gonna be real. I would do it with anything posh that walks. Not really, but it seems like that. Just whip me. Hit me on the nose with a newspaper. It works. I'm very obedient.

    Betsy, you can still do it. Be cool, I'm too dumb to know.

    "Know what?"

    I'm too dumb to know that. I literally have no idea what's wrong with you. Used to stare you down at track meets though. One time you were running a race and you were like :I because I was watching. You probably forgot about that. I do know what you want, though. Fireplace scene, live action 101 Dalmatians. That is what you want. Everyone wants that, unless they barf up weiner juice. I'm saying that in a New York accent now. "Eh. I dunno." I'm a sassy internet personality. But I'm just one of the guys.

    I'm Irish off the boat, 200 years later. That's kind of the point of the blog. I would have kids with any ethnic group, just to make a Metal Bloodline. Hot commodity with everyone else being mixed. But I don't believe in Irish. If it happens, it happens. The logical first step is English or Scottish. My daughter can date black guys, man. She probably won't, but that's normal. I'm not the bad one in this whole conflict. I'm mean to certain people for a reason. I'm satirical for a reason. I don't really front about shit. If I can tell you my gold, I'll tell you all the dirt I found it in. But what do people say? There's gold in those hills, or there's dirt in those hills? It's about the human experience while chasing the American Dream. If this was sports, I'm first one in, last one out, every day including Christmas and my birthday. It could be 2 am on Halloween and I'm trying to type something, 50% of the time. Gym rats make everyone better, even if they never go pro. I make people around me better. It's because it's all I want to do. It's part of my body now. This is nothing. Wait until I have a studio/station. I'll never want to leave. Who else gets 300 views on his weight-room tapes? I don't remember this blog, after 2 days. It's about fluidity. Seriously, set up a Gamecube and PS3 in some studio. I'd just sit there for 4 extra hours. Make it my home and I'm never leaving. Typing? Fuck that. I'm not doing that around other people. You don't make LPs and mixtapes on meeting appointments and schedules. You make them from the heart. Radio station is the best example. 4 am New Hampshire. I'm there, if my wife is filming in LA. We get Rude Boy as fuck at night. It's like Electro KISS-FM until 11 pm. Then you can fine me if you want, after that. Danny Brown mixtapes, etc. Celebs are too boring. I would type something like 1) Mario Kart Double Dash 2) Crash Team Racing 3) F-Zero GX on Twitter. We need my shit to be spammed. I'll never unfollow people from before, and I'll retweet 30 things a day.

    This is how you accomplish the 1985 Slam Dunk competition. Little kids don't know shit. Man you got 30 snaps on that roll of film, bro. Ain't no selfies, little man. You take a picture when you need to. So if the whole arena is flashing with bulbs, that's real. It's still 1985, as far as the future is concerned. I'll probably kill you all with plasma someday. Everyone wants to go Kriss Kross and JUMP! JUMP! But how's your leg muscles? I got a few extra ones, about shenanigans, in my brain. I'm a psycho white person. Pros and cons, honestly. You can read why on here. I've not even a particularly driven person. Just don't put machines in front of my face. I'll actually use them. I'm opportunist. I am actually positive that I'm the only person with a chaw in, drinking vodka, playing Crash Team Racing, listening to Hott 22. That's the point of Earth. Be yourself. Crash Nitro Kart was fucking balls, by the way. Balls with 2 inch white hairs, every few cm. You don't get those Grand Prix bombshells to kiss you on the cheek at the DMV, little man. You have to win the race. Don't fuck with this shit. I would intentionally kill you with my car. Flip you off the road like an armadillo. You don't even type for fun, without ulterior motives. Work hard, play hard. I have a normal job too. Man... standardized education. I was in AP English and still sucked. I was a terrible English major, too. I found something within myself, later. Entourage with a duffle-bag of Benjimans. I worship money. My religion is actually uncouth. You can't do shit, you're rude to teachers about superficial pubescent vales. Some thugs killed Michael Jordan's dad, during his career. I know that girls from town don't know this fact. It's very, very sad. That's not some blip on the radar. They killed his father over a stolen car. I am very, very mean about your exact morals. Never, ever try to do anything. I'll accidentally genocide the clique, out of self-defense. Your mom's a vapid cunt. All she gets is hard dick and some Cheerios. Headshots are like a 25 year old fart, man. Smells like a barn for a few minutes there. We don't shoot people over fuck-shit. Don't be a little Hell Boy over PJHS lyfe. I'm past that. I was actually never there.

    This is PBS, man. You wanna do me like this?

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/43/Jfkautopsy.jpg/400px-Jfkautopsy.jpg

    You think I can't say that at you? You think I can't post that? I saw a VIDEO of Holocaust victims in 9th grade. They looked like grey worms, hundreds of them, getting dumped in a pit. Grow up. You can handle that. You wanna be a killer? No glamour in that, boy. What, you think I post about Air Jordan, say I'm a global satirist.... and I can't post a Dead President? You don't even know what shit is, fag. That isn't shit. It's not even gross. He has a really bloody head like a sports injury x 10. Think about what that image actually is. It's nothing. You can't smell that. You didn't know dude. Human bodies are real. Don't dehumanize humans. His head got fucked up, big deal. You're a killer. My head is more fucked up than that, and I'm alive. I'm fucking Fianna, actually. Some schizo fundie killed my don. He was leader of the free world, with common ancestors. I don't spout off about Irish Yakuza for no reason. You killed our leader, for your exact stupidity. I lick knives and I suck necks. Never fuck with me again. AWWWWWW MAFYA... DON CORLIGONAROONE. I love some mafia dons, but fuck off with that wig' shit, faggot. You're such bitch niggas that I oughta slaughter y'all. Literally 100% of the NBA is on my side. Unless one of them is 7'0''' Perrysburg, and I don't pay attention to his life. I don't say nigga, but it's satire. JFK was getting his dick sucked, man. He took on the USSR. Some of those Jewish kids didn't even know what boners were yet. Light me up the same way, man. Crucify me upside down, for I am not worthy to die the same way as Jesus Christ.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rs45kJXTnk

    I'm not street fighting y'all, man. I'm street fighting Saddam Hussein 2.0. This will eventually be global public. God sent in the Goon Squad. I'm nobody. I'm flamboyant. Rip off my button-up short sleeved polo, slack my arms backwards, and walk around the ring to Gay House Music. Undisputed TKO if any of those retard Arabs try to fuck with me. We've been to the moon and back. They all me Six Six Six in some parts of the world. Read the passage, who says he's the bad guy? He is decoder of the beast. Never fight me in Gotham. I almost gave Natalie Portman an STD in Black Swan, in the rave bathroom, and that's my side-show. I actually Hear Voices. It's a woman who loves me unconditionally, but it's probably not real. I'm the renegade master. MDMA doesn't make me talk wacky. I yelled at the campus police for disturbing my studying, about marijuana smell, when I was rolling. We were in fact blazing. There was a backpack full of 10 drugs in the room. I had to save our lives. That was over 6 years ago. I'm not a child. None of this post is fake, I'm actually a highly-functioning schizophrenic. It doesn't matter. I was charming at women when it was worse. It doesn't effect conversation or thoughts during conversation. I just need a Bad Bitch who wants to go shopping. I can't be fucking around with types of Ohio women, obviously. Leave me alone. Wanna fuck and be friends? That's all it is.

    I know what you guys are like, actually. Your own sister won't even say hello. I barely know them, but I hugged Alison G and Molly W on the same day. Can't wait to party with their husbands, they're my cousins on opposite sides. Don't ever fuck with stuff like that. I could list 30 other cousins, but I knew something when that happened, in 2013 or 2014. I didn't know if I was being evil on a website, but I remembered because I immediately knew that nobody cares. Yeah they're kind of hot, but obviously not to me. I had a weird detachment with my family. Don't fuck with shit like that. Never fuck with Guys Who They Think Are Nice Family Members. That's actually my family. My sister loves me, and people like Perrysburg wanted to like... prove I was worse than them. Dude you knew her for 4 months. I remember her in South Euclid and Bay Village, being a little bitch about my errors. I remember especially because Molly's dad, my uncle, told me his name. I was like "wtf I knew that" in my mind, but it's because of how our family drama is. Lifetime movie with 11 year old Michael Cera. I know who Greg and Kevin are, though. I would be best ass friends with Steve and Danny, the other brothers on my mom's side. I know who my uncle is. He was being smart. He works for a liberal union in the DC area. I'm not some bigoted conservative. Don't typecast me. Emma or Betsy... for different reasons... my wedding is a Prude Pussy Party. Don't be grundles about a website. They're both half Irish, and other tan stuff. This is the problem with mafia being mean to me. 90% of us believe in nothing like that. That's why I punched everyone in the face, from Cleveland especially. I'm the famous guy in the beginning of Godfather, if 1/10th of the blog works. If they weren't my cousins, I'd be like >_> and troll you anyway. I never actually like women, other than Betsy, and a few others. I just hate drama. I would never ask them out, actually. I would just hate Cleveland/Toledo more, for being rapists. I'm extremely stubborn about women. It's a pro and a con. I didn't even like my last hookup, in 2010 (not a typo, don't fuck with me). She kissed first, hanging out in the dorms, and I went psycho. I like her now, though. She lives in Austria, teaching English. There's a reason they like me. I just act like my cousin Anthony, who went to jail in Georgia. Not talkative, but like "hey what'd you do today?" or "blah blah blah". Anthony beat the shit out of someone. Got booked. He's Sicilian. They don't even give you books in some of these jails anymore, man. You have to be legal. Anthony was always a little hot-headed, but his dad is a bo$$. You actually get in trouble, especially if you're a Terrible Asshole.

    Emma we can play Moto Blanco remixes at the after-party. He's the master of female vocals.

    Molly I will teach your son to be DJ with Uncle Kevin. I'm going to form a troll little kids group called Sneak Homies. We just need cool clothes and internet. We need all walks of life. There will be an Asian and black child. We're going to tear up Ibiza. Everyone loves age parity. I can't extend this offer to Alison. She would literally blow a fuse. She's a cat lady.

    Not talking to my cousin anymore. Dills didn't know that I kick his ass. He blatantly tried to bully me. He's already dead before I got to troll him. He said he was mafia. They don't know that. I had crooked teeth, red hair, and glasses. He was just being The Stupidest 8th Grader, which is a monumental achievement. There's no way to seem stupider than other kids that age, other than being really, really dumb. Whatever. There's probably 1000 of him, currently, in Ohio alone. This post isn't shit. I've done this 800 times. They need to gossip like little dago bitches. They're being hypocrites. Only gossip about what you choose? Foolish. Spread the word. Fuckin' wise-guys. Little 5'8'' manlets talking like punks. They only gossip when they think they have the advantage. They have selective hearing. I'm actually smarter than them at school, business, entertainment, and women. They're actually racist little schmucks. I swallow my Olanzapine with booze. Dago's WRONG? Ginger is oddly more specific, actually. Faggot. Greasy little queer. Eat her ass. Scrumptious. Tasty. Am I "fresh", you little prick? Say it, you only know 300 words. I am fresh. Sucked your hoe's clit, fag. I'm allowed to cuss at you, you modish little bitch. I understand the concept of conformity. I'm your psychiatrist about Dills. He said nigger about bad stuff. So did the actors in Mean Streets, but that was satire too. You watch Scorsese, homie? I'm going to buy all his DVDs. He has hella. I'm actually a Roman colonist from Britain. We fucked each other sporadically for 1500 years, with the natives. I'm an aboriginal king.

    I'm a smart nigga
    That do dumb shit
    In your baby mama's crib
    Not flushin' after I piss

    ~Danny Brown

    Tokar's a little cunt. I confronted him and he told my family before responding to me.... about legitimate racism. He's a little bitch who yells at people. He's like a girl. I told him I was going to throw him in the lake and throw rocks at his head. He was obedient to Dills, the Worst Person Ever. I got my mouth guard in, man. Fists up, shirtless. I'm waiting for the welterweight bought. You're all too scared to psychoanalyze me on Facebook. I've been ready for years now. Say something. Don't be a cunt. Boxing matches don't change governments or erect skyscrapers. I'm fighting the good fight. I screamed like Hitler at my dad, when he made me leave school. I wasn't going to class anyway. Why would you disrespect me and tell my family? I actually just forced him to say sorry, and he's a retard bitch. It had nothing to do with anyone but us two. My dad never mentions it. JG is a different species than us. He told stupid girls, then they told my sister, who told my mom. No mafia for him, man. Tell me something. This is everything I've ever complained about Ohio grade schools. Tell me something first, then tell them. I barely said anything and he acted like I was Dead Man Walking. Prove it. Kill me. He's such a bitch. He was trying to be fresh but he's too stupid to spell his own name. He probably typed with hella typos and 6th grade comments, to those stupid cunts. I can't stress this enough... he literally told girls before he responded, then acts like he's allowed to be part of violent factions. Make your own decisions, man. Mob mentality doesn't work on me. Not all pussy tastes like the fish market. That's just them. My bitch is bad as fuck. Wash that shit out. He thinks we would punch each other, like UD frat bros. I would literally grab his neck and he could never move again, actually. You don't escape that, unless you're taller than me and husky. If you want to be a UD frat bro, don't obey Dills. One hand, 15 seconds. He's gone. I don't fuck around with courts. I don't kill people, either. He has to know the game he's playing. We're not allowed to fight. I would go to jail. But he's more schizo than I am. Again, I'm not going to jail... but he needs to work out his issues with society on his own. He thinks I'm nerdy like other guys in the grade. Way to trust your 13 year old perceptions when you'll still be a retard at 31. Let him think that. He's racist.

    ^stabs enemy with sword, under left shoulder, between torso and arm*

    My eyes do nothing....
    -------------------

    Hey Emma... do you like... guys who don't have blogs? It's ok. I'll pick you up at 8.

    "No you won't" ~ Emma

    *gasp*

    Can I..............................................

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    ..
    .............
    ...

    .............

    give you a business card?

    Just wait until Heaven. I'm a grump white rapper. If nobody is being an asshole, I won't have any reason to act a fool. We can fall asleep on a comet for 2000 years. Then we'll wake up and I'll be Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation, about finding our way home. If nobody was being losers, I would be the most normal person ever. Do I believe in Heaven? Yes. But why? Because God will do anything we make up, to make a sweetheart like you realize she is loved. If we made it up in 3000 BCE, he made it up in 2998. You are loved, Emma. He or She would never scare you. We live in a very special place. He or She does everything to make you safe. If God likes Paul Welsh, you're loved. God does everything to make sure you are safe. i mean that literally. Not me. I'm a blood sacrifice. Willingly.

    Montage time. Splash water on my face, Emma. Not more booze. Teach me to be fancy with older English women.

    Anna... I'm going to pretend to be Geno, random times, if I'm famous. I like Geno. I know some people don't. He was the inspiration for "Eh. I dunno." With his static-y microphone on webcam. I'll just do a webcam show if I'm a-list.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaFygeknae8

    It's on. All you Saddam Hussein ass motherfuckers better not immigrate here. The military isn't mean to you. I'm 80x worse, on average. And the city is mine. We kill Arab mobsters. If anyone swaps spit with some A-rab, we kill anyone guilty. Trying to teach St. Ed's that. Unless you're righteous and conform to global morals. I'm open to New Levant in my Canada plan. I actually said "Levant" because I knew what the "L" in ISIL meant. I'm educated about such things. But not until we can trust you. I can't trust you as far as I can throw you. The second you get prep/wigger morals, you pretend to be better than me at everything. That's how your exact personality responds to American culture.
  • Robin Williams wasn't a-list because of the theater audience, necessarily.

    27. Mai. 2015, 23:10

    He actually stood on the set in front of 100, 200, 300 people a few times. The meat-packing convention, the hearing board audience... in Patch Adams.

    All those people were there watching his mastery for 8, 12, 24 hours. That's why his suicide was important. Not necessarily people like me, who saw his movies. Those are actual talents. So this can be applied to other mediums and professions. 100 people is quite a few. Do math on all the people on Earth. So think about what you do every day and try to live for others. And don't expect gratification for anything short of a life saved.

    These are my Youtube playlist stats, year 3

    United States
    6,300 (97%)
    Germany
    29 (0.4%)
    United Kingdom
    17 (0.3%)
    France
    11 (0.2%)
    Spain
    9 (0.1%)
    Mexico
    7 (0.1%)
    Finland
    6 (0.1%)
    Italy
    5 (0.1%)
    Russia
    5 (0.1%)
    Poland
    5 (0.1%)
    Colombia
    4 (0.1%)
    Hungary
    4 (0.1%)
    South Korea
    4 (0.1%)
    Australia
    4 (0.1%)
    Argentina
    4 (0.1%)
    India
    4 (0.1%)
    Croatia
    4 (0.1%)
    Czech Republic
    3 (0.0%)
    Canada
    3 (0.0%)
    Chile
    2 (0.0%)
    Belgium
    2 (0.0%)
    Morocco
    2 (0.0%)
    New Zealand
    2 (0.0%)
    Ireland
    2 (0.0%)
    Singapore
    2 (0.0%)
    Brazil
    2 (0.0%)
    Peru
    2 (0.0%)
    Sweden
    2 (0.0%)
    South Africa
    2 (0.0%)
    Chile
    2 (0.0%)
    Israel
    2 (0.0%)
    Netherlands
    2 (0.0%)
    Ireland
    2 (0.0%)
    Kazakhstan
    2 (0.0%)
    New Zealand
    2 (0.0%)
    Iraq
    1 (0.0%)
    Malaysia
    1 (0.0%)
    Saudi Arabia
    1 (0.0%)
    Japan
    1 (0.0%)
    Ecuador
    1 (0.0%)
    Jamaica
    1 (0.0%)
    Tanzania
    1 (0.0%)
    Albania
    1 (0.0%)
    Estonia
    1 (0.0%)
    Isle of Man
    1 (0.0%)
    Hong Kong
    1 (0.0%)
    Norway
    1 (0.0%)
    Ukraine
    1 (0.0%)
    Kuwait
    1 (0.0%)
    Denmark
    1 (0.0%)
    Hong Kong
    1 (0.0%)
    Latvia
    1 (0.0%)
    Uruguay
    1 (0.0%)
    Kuwait
    1 (0.0%)
    Ukraine
    1 (0.0%)
    Romania
    1 (0.0%)
    Vietnam
    1 (0.0%)
    Greece
    1 (0.0%)

    I have 0 musical training. This is a very normal view count, globally, for any American musician. I'm 10 years from the real launch date. I want you all to make your own pages. It's actually easy if you dedicate time. 90% of those views meant nothing. They could have been spam-bots. They lasted anywhere from 30 seconds to 30 minutes, most of the time. I want you to believe in yourself. You have more talent than I do. I don't promote yet, though. I want you to think about what internet means to our planet. South Euclid in this bitch. Let's go. 216 forever. I actually don't care about most of that. I care that I know how it works. It'll be funnier later. That page is a secret to my friends and family. I don't mouth off. It was probably some 12 year old, who already forgot. Make them remember. United States is actually the important one. If you did exactly what I did, you'd get similar numbers. The point is that the network is available. I'm aware of the network. You can do it too. I'm typing some of these sentences so you do it too. I'm being sincere. Could have been a spam-bot. Maybe some guy in Chagrin Falls can use his punk/metal skills to get 7000 in Ukraine. I mean nothing. I am the vessel. My old blog got some global views like that. They actually care about America. So if I know how to troll of you, from town... watch out.

    Also that's the lesser count. It also doesn't count from certain eras, so there's technically more. But you can say that about any artist ever.

    United States
    6,300 (97%)
    29,610 (98%)

    There's more "views", but that's for individual videos. It's also "web only", whatever that means. Whatever, there's douchebag DJs who get 100000x more views. Most DJs are nice, but that's not my profession. I'm working on networks. I can legally do the Clinton Foundation later. I don't care about current view counts. I've never solicited myself as anything, publicly. I'd rather make old ladies smile in 2067, and say "oh he was a nice one... we all liked him". I actually mean something to South Euclid, Bay Village, Avon Lake, RSM, Perrysburg, Dayton, Cincinnati, Huntersville. I actually represent a type of person. I don't care if someone got AIDS at your drug-fueled show in Bristol. I have better bars than age 22-25 Jay-Z/Eminem. That's kind of the point. I just can't vocalize it, so they're obviously way better. They were 27 for the first album, and you saw what happened later. But I won't have a first album. Different ballgame. More like 35, for my plans. Why does United States have the most? Think about it. Everyone has the same odds of seeing it, online. It's because United States knows me from school, and can see my Facebook link, which I put in my info, but nowhere else. Word Of Mouth Is Surmounted. I was baiting some douchebag. "11 in France? I've done 11 shows there with 100 people, and it's not internet". I didn't have music as a kid. I was censored for being Cartman, and didn't have older brothers. Music is pod-racing. I'm Holy Darth Vader, for God. He can enjoy his limelight. I'm going for the tequila. Way to insult 99.99% of humanity. You'll really be enjoyed that way. At least my exact opinions are public, for carnal perusal. Be honest. Dude, you play CDs. I'm creating Cleveland Lumberjacks NHL, with a world-record retractable roof arena that seats 32,000 people, nicknamed the Cleveland Steamer (disgusting sex act joke). 32,000 would be the biggest in the world, confirmed on wikipedia. Who's going to win the most titles for Cleveland? Paul Welsh or Lebron James? Forest Green and Brown, with flannel accent. The IHL team's colors were 1990s ugly, like Anaheim's aubergine. Aww the minstrel went viral. The bard/knight still gets the princess. I'm both. The bardic knight. I might as well be Prince Paul to some towns. Even if nothing famous happens, at least I got to Cause Arrests And Even Death, against people who are often stylized as orcs in British Literature. Trolling evil white people from Ohio, who don't think anyone is paying attention to their emotions/actions, is a very important hobby. I am a Darwinist about their lives being ruined. It's easy to do, if you understand their existing personalities. Never fuck with Raver #4958. He might know how to troll you. Music is fun, I'd like to have some hand in that, but only to help other people with a label/station. I know things about America. People all enjoy certain people, but nobody acts like them. The 1980s dream movie guy isn't famous either. The movies are based on real people. We always do this to scrubs from town, since like 500 BCE. We're smarter than the idiots, and smart like untrained professors. I'm going to make a prank screenplay. It might work. 15 minutes of intense horror exposition. With evil clowns in a mansion. Then it's a guy like Solid Snake and he's like "no, I literally know how to kill these guys, I'm a purple heart Navy Seal". Then he kills them in creative ways for 70 minutes.

    I've made like $4500 in 6 months, and it doesn't even matter. $3000 in savings, some cash in checking. Barely spent it. I'm a primo troll about Ohio, beyond the text. Yeah I live at home and use internet all day. But I don't have certain drama. Then I move out when we all move to Pittsburgh next year... and there's no consequences. That's how life and money works. There's no Perrysburg Plot Twist where their sadist, conformist fantasies come to fruition. I get a new job and have rent for 6 months. I'll probably get a $50,000 job, actually. I know what they do about money. I kind of did that for 2 years and I was really, really unhappy. Now I do hobbies and drive around Charlotte for my job. They're not very smart. I'll get the $500,000 job in One World Trade Center, and apply the same lifestyle choices. I'm not bringing sexy back... shit never left, JT (no offense).... Cunning Briton is coming back. Y'all need some Gary Oak in your lives. It's fun to disobey and disappear, so your "peers" assert conclusions about your lifetime worth. Just come back later like nothing happened. They can't do anything. They're fragile anuses about the real world. It's actually not some new thing, like I said before. Heard of the Acid Test, the Merry Pranksters? It's a normal mentality. You must push it to the limit, with each decade. See, you might have a chance if you read novels. I had that novel, after reading some Kesey, but had to return it to the library before college started. I know more than Perrysburg's grundles. All the people born from 1950-1970 already knew about my antics. It just took new forms. We're not in a repressive country anymore. Those people are older. Not even the WW2 guys, who are in their 90s now, would ever give a shit. So don't assume that people care, if you do. I actually drove past Stephen Curry's high school today. I drove past his college a few times, in the last 6 months. Uhhhh shit like that is real, so be the intelligence version and be Tony Starks in LA. I don't care if everyone reads the whole thing. You really only need 10, 20 pages. It has some repeats. I'm causing Brain Slush Warp. If your brain is solid, it won't warp with motion. If you have a shush-brain, I can blend you to insanity. They cannot see long posts of insults, on 527 pages with 10 posts each. The older ones were shorter, actually. Just joshing you, loser.

    You're all mean to Tony Starks but condone Tony Ghoomba. To-N.Y., fucking retard wop spawn. Don't worry. Everyone can get the Italian girls. With their perfect ass. They're prone to enjoying other men, Italian or otherwise, because of evil dagos. They always laugh at nice guys, from any ethnic group including their own, since they're exposed to retarded men who half-rape people. It's like if the British girls were all evil, and I was trying to raise a family. Italians are the best though. I spin a vinyl (digitally) that says ITALIANS DO IT BETTER. They do, man. My faction dates back to Rome. No, it's not the head Romans. But it was from that era, in their region. Shit, you could say that about any Catholic. But I'm not Catholic... I pretty much have a jar of baby food with these girls, man. I say "will you laugh at anything?" in a voice for talking to babies, moving the spoon around like an airplane.... then I smash the jar on my head and start screaming about Nazis. I don't really want to focus on Italian people, but it's a recurring theme. Well, maybe if they didn't randomly talk like Male Olive Oil (Popeye), and try to injure me... and maybe if the girls weren't contrarily attractive.... I would not have this topic. Mafia? Oh, you have a special word for it, so you're allowed to be a fucker? I have words too, but I never told anyone. I wish I could fix them all. They're doing weird accents and trying to boss around my dick, though. Never fuck with Slim Paul. My best friend from UC is legit Italian, and he's the polar opposite of them. I'm not even HIS best friend since he treats everyone the same way. We would never do that to others. People would think we were insane. Half those guys aren't even real Italians. They're Assyrians and Tunisians. I'm not Italian. Ireland and France have some aspects of that gene pool, and I get some drama with D-Money's sadism about women. He was a fucking crook who admitted it to scare people... and it didn't scare anyone. MISSION ABORTED, RIP. I don't care about crime. I told someone I'd give him a quarter kilo if he ever broke $125,000 salary... on Facebook messages. Incoming legal issues. I don't have a cell phone, haven't for 7 months. You don't get to be Gary Oak Dream Boat without some strange decisions. Conformity is the devil, unless it's ancient wisdom. I'll fucking shit in that quap and Steve will still snort around my feces. That's what he does anyway. Slops on the cunt means triple on the cunt. I move bases closer... and DAMN am I fast.

    Psyche. Those were playlists. My music uploads are more classy. I have the same amount of views (above was playlist starts), more parity. I'm into fine art, actually. This blog is a prank. The playlists aren't fine art. That's some banger shit.

    United States
    9,389 (41%)
    Mexico
    3,021 (13%)
    United Kingdom
    1,620 (7.1%)
    Germany
    731 (3.2%)
    France
    676 (3.0%)
    Canada
    535 (2.4%)
    Italy
    480 (2.1%)
    Spain
    447 (2.0%)
    Brazil
    334 (1.5%)
    Poland
    323 (1.4%)
    Colombia
    307 (1.3%)
    Japan
    294 (1.3%)
    Russia
    286 (1.3%)
    Australia
    284 (1.2%)
    Austria
    254 (1.1%)
    Argentina
    208 (0.9%)
    Hungary
    180 (0.8%)
    Netherlands
    174 (0.8%)
    Greece
    161 (0.7%)
    Switzerland
    145 (0.6%)
    Romania
    132 (0.6%)
    Belgium
    132 (0.6%)
    Turkey
    128 (0.6%)
    South Africa
    108 (0.5%)
    Portugal
    108 (0.5%)
    Ireland
    95 (0.4%)
    Serbia
    91 (0.4%)
    Chile
    90 (0.4%)
    Sweden
    90 (0.4%)
    Croatia
    79 (0.3%)
    Israel
    77 (0.3%)
    Ukraine
    74 (0.3%)
    Taiwan
    71 (0.3%)
    Czech Republic
    68 (0.3%)
    Peru
    67 (0.3%)
    Ecuador
    65 (0.3%)
    Denmark
    63 (0.3%)
    Philippines
    56 (0.2%)
    Lithuania
    56 (0.2%)
    Unknown region
    53 (0.2%)
    India
    50 (0.2%)
    Thailand
    47 (0.2%)
    New Zealand
    45 (0.2%)
    Costa Rica
    45 (0.2%)
    Finland
    43 (0.2%)
    Georgia
    41 (0.2%)
    Indonesia
    40 (0.2%)
    Venezuela
    40 (0.2%)
    Norway
    38 (0.2%)
    Bulgaria
    38 (0.2%)
    Dominican Republic
    36 (0.2%)
    South Korea
    32 (0.1%)
    Slovakia
    32 (0.1%)
    Puerto Rico
    31 (0.1%)
    Malaysia
    30 (0.1%)
    Moldova
    30 (0.1%)
    Hong Kong
    30 (0.1%)
    Singapore
    30 (0.1%)
    Azerbaijan
    28 (0.1%)
    Guatemala
    26 (0.1%)
    Panama
    24 (0.1%)
    Macedonia (FYROM)
    23 (0.1%)
    Saudi Arabia
    23 (0.1%)
    Slovenia
    22 (0.1%)
    Estonia
    17 (0.1%)
    Latvia
    17 (0.1%)
    Kazakhstan
    16 (0.1%)
    Armenia
    15 (0.1%)
    Tunisia
    14 (0.1%)
    Morocco
    14 (0.1%)
    Honduras
    14 (0.1%)
    Vietnam
    12 (0.1%)
    Bosnia & Herzegovina
    11 (0.0%)
    Cyprus
    11 (0.0%)
    United Arab Emirates
    10 (0.0%)
    Algeria
    10 (0.0%)
    Uruguay
    10 (0.0%)
    El Salvador
    10 (0.0%)
    Lebanon
    9 (0.0%)
    Kuwait
    9 (0.0%)
    Iceland
    8 (0.0%)
    Albania
    8 (0.0%)
    Suriname
    7 (0.0%)
    Montenegro
    7 (0.0%)
    Bolivia
    7 (0.0%)
    Réunion
    7 (0.0%)
    Egypt
    6 (0.0%)
    Jamaica
    6 (0.0%)
    Belarus
    6 (0.0%)
    Cambodia
    5 (0.0%)
    Nicaragua
    5 (0.0%)
    Bahrain
    5 (0.0%)
    Trinidad & Tobago
    5 (0.0%)
    Luxembourg
    5 (0.0%)
    Mozambique
    4 (0.0%)
    Sri Lanka
    4 (0.0%)
    Iraq
    4 (0.0%)
    Kenya
    4 (0.0%)
    Myanmar (Burma)
    3 (0.0%)
    Jersey
    3 (0.0%)
    French Polynesia
    3 (0.0%)
    Kyrgyzstan
    3 (0.0%)
    Paraguay
    3 (0.0%)
    Malta
    3 (0.0%)
    Cayman Islands
    3 (0.0%)
    Macau
    3 (0.0%)
    Brunei
    2 (0.0%)
    Côte d’Ivoire
    2 (0.0%)
    Uganda
    2 (0.0%)
    Malawi
    2 (0.0%)
    New Caledonia
    2 (0.0%)
    Ghana
    2 (0.0%)
    Jordan
    2 (0.0%)
    Namibia
    2 (0.0%)
    China
    2 (0.0%)
    Nigeria
    2 (0.0%)
    Belize
    2 (0.0%)
    Qatar
    1 (0.0%)
    Syria
    1 (0.0%)
    Guam
    1 (0.0%)
    Nepal
    1 (0.0%)
    Isle of Man
    1 (0.0%)
    Bangladesh
    1 (0.0%)
    Curaçao
    1 (0.0%)
    U.S. Virgin Islands
    1 (0.0%)
    Palestine
    1 (0.0%)
    Congo (DRC)
    1 (0.0%)
    Gibraltar
    1 (0.0%)
    Aruba
    1 (0.0%)
    Liberia
    1 (0.0%)
    Mauritania
    1 (0.0%)
    Guernsey
    1 (0.0%)
    Ethiopia
    1 (0.0%)
    Oman
    1 (0.0%)
    Anguilla
    1 (0.0%)
    Laos
    1 (0.0%)
    Zimbabwe
    1 (0.0%)

    This is also very normal for Youtube. Now, the real topic... Why Wouldn't The Cops/Feds Know About Perrysburg Class Of 08, if I told them about you 200 times on my actual blog, with my actual art?

    Need North Korea for my Shiny Charizard.

    "You're not into fine art. Faggot."

    https://twitter.com/PaulWelsh89

    I actually listen to weird music too. But it's hard to find new songs to upload, even with my iTunes. I only have 27 videos. I never upload those. I did like 20 of them at UC, then a few since then. Credit goes to the musicians, obviously. I'll have my own things later. This is just a test run. Getting Zimbabwe at UC is actually the best. Those aren't necessarily abnormal stats, though. I want to hear PewDiePie's opinion. He probably only cares about African Views. Africa has tons of smart, educated people. But cmon. The intent is not these stats. I only have 21 subscribers. The point is the global network. Almost anyone educated can get similar stats, if they do something smart. My friend from AIM got PBS to follow his Twitter, then he changed his username to Dog Cum. I'm interested in the network for the future. This is minor leagues.

    I didn't know about the stats. I knew about Mexico from one video, but never clicked "lifetime". I never paid attention to stats, until this week. But I wasn't bluffing at y'all. You can get fucked up for head-hunting me. I always said that you can get fucked up for head-hunting anyone. This is solid rhetoric, though. Why wouldn't Cleveland cops see the blog a few times? Cleveland Steamer. ETC. I actually baited you. My life experience wasn't TOO bad, as far as that drama. I made it seem worse on purpose, then made it seem urgent. Gary Oak Stunt 101. You idiots can't tell your left from your right, once you get angry. Of course I knew how to trick you. Peace. Love. And soooooul. There's more impressive things. Like, what if you made the Batman soundtrack? That's 10,000 views per hour in some areas of the world. Think about my future ambitions with this new light. Fame is an illusion. There's 1000 people behind each 1 famous person.
  • "You made some mean posts about people... apologize!" ~ moms from town

    27. Mai. 2015, 19:10

    No. I get to decide to hate people too. People decide to hate me, and have mutual friends. I get to decide that I hate them, based on nothing. I wish I could play the satire card, but I'm going to play the freedom card. USA! USA! USA!

    I'm not saying "oh man, these fellas are rough". I hate some people for no reason. I feel superior. I learn from my mistakes. There's people who mouthed off to me, 10+ years ago. I pretended they were still nice, to mutual friends. Well. That's stupid enough, and we don't have mutual friends. If I mouthed out, he would freak out with primal glee and insult my entire life in great detail. Plus, what if that idiot was Dayton Flyers basketball? He'd act like he was Superior Penis on the campus. He would refuse to socialize with me, despite my obvious charm/talent/intellect. Thankfully I'm Team USA in the making, so he can be a loser by himself in some $150,000 suburban house. I could go Fat Rubber Tony Gwynn and fuck 50+ call girls, 10 years after his futile marriage. He's a conformist and has bland heterosexual relationships based on superficial values. But I want to get married. I'm Timmy Teebs. Anyway, I can always tell when people are narcissists. I could tell as a kid/teen, then I realized it was wrong later. You can tell by their eyes, especially if they look/act a certain way. Eyes are a window to emotional thoughts. They always act shifty about specific situations. I try to avoid them in general. I hate them.

    Will my hatred be accurate? Not totally. I might be mean a few times. It won't be inaccurate, in the sense that I alienate myself from the right culture of Americans. It will be mildly inaccurate in the sense that he's a worthless, fake bitch, and nothing needed to be felt about him. They probably hate me because of women. Well, they could start by adhering to my morals, instead of making it worse. Like some guy from Perrysburg 08 dated my 7th grade waifu from Avon Lake, a few years ago. I know who he's friends with, and hate them. But I do like that guy. He was genuine. I think he probably has his own issues with Miles, as a free thinking person. Miles was rude to me. He took my jacket, at the bowling alley, and stared me down with it on. He was being Openly Rude Ian, from Avon Lake. He's a crack head loser. He would know it was wrong if I did that to him. He's a fucking Alpine faggot. I didn't freak out. I asked him if he liked the jacket, and he barely said anything. He never knew it would be typed in front of the hot/promiscuous women. Poll time. Who likes Paul's dick more? He thinks he fits in with Kelli and all those girls, better than me. Whatever. I don't have sex for semi-religious reasons. Doesn't mean I can't go rogue as an older man. A girl can dream. I "turned down" Kelli in a nice way, because of her boyfriend. Long story. She wanted to date me next, when they were still dating, but I never texted her. I'd get in trouble. That was hormone years. She was hotter to me then, than now. I say that compassionately. One of my awful ex girlfriends is like that x 100. Kelli is still attractive. It's just not my drama y'all. I'm a peripatetic. I don't even drive cars that much, something they criticized me for like 7+ years ago. Pump and lock with that ammo, fool. There's a reason to do that. Some brain-dead hick like Stevie R'oh would be a Mongoloid at me. Wait until my Vector W8. I could be defensive driving and some Mondo Burger wigger would flick me off. It's happened before, on I-75, coming home from college. Y'all don't know what I'm doing. It's Tony Hawk Underground of DJ. I can't do shit yet. I need to find the right labels from like 1998-2003. Then we get the BIG speakers. I'm on that bluetooth now, with some normal/decent shit. But you can dance to that. SHOTS SHOTS, SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS! Are you guys offended by pee-pee juice in those girls? I don't do that yet. Probably won't ever. Posh or bust 2010 and forever. I've never ejaculated from a sexual experience. Tore up some 4chan jailbait "model" when I was 20, didn't finish. I injured her. You probably have that Illegal Picture on a HD, somewhere in Perrysburg. She was 19. I saw the picture a few times later, and could tell she was younger. It was my Shady Nordic Bro drama at UC. I told my roommate from Boston and we did grav bongs, after I closed 4chan and reported the picture. Hugh Hefner will die sooner than later. I'll take over the mansion then. How's that sound, Miles? I don't care about that type of woman. They just want to sun-bathe in LA. I'm an expert in Texas/Florida girls, man. Never met them. But they put up with bubbas being tools. So do I. I happen to kill them with an extra-legal faction for the central banks. Hog-tied. I've literally never instigated with a woman, that way, the way they do. I did like 6 things with 3 girls, 6 months apart, age 19-20. I'm 26 in August. You have 0 argument. I'm allowed to punish them. You're allowed to have 100 partners, for all I care, as a human bean. But I don't want drama. I make Executive Decisions. I am the brand-name. It's actually funny if I have Tiger Woods tabloid drama. I ain't hurtin' nobody. But not now. I'd like to be chaste for now, until I try marriage. This probably doesn't get much read in the UK. It's for the English girls who are visitin'. Yeah it happens all the time, sweetie. It's a blog from Ohio.

    http://cdn02.cdn.justjaredjr.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2013/04/emma-watson-british-gq.jpg

    Look how silly. She thinks I'm allowed to see that. The short hair was awful in some pictures. I'm a scout for mums. That was ancient history. I need something to play with.

    "We're going to fucking kill you. Not about that stupid English bitch. About fucking with us. We're the German Mob." ~ Perrysburg class of 07

    Alright let me write that down. I might forget. You're so stupid and worthless. What'd you get on the ACT? 19? I got a 28 when I was stoned and manic depressive. The ACT is about things you were supposed to already know. So. I guess you won't understand this, either. And if anyone says they're mobsters, they get documented by the federal government. I have artistic clearance. They would salute me at the funeral, once I'm 20+ years older than the average soldier. I'm not actually employed, affiliated, anything. I just type certain things to make you respond. You'll probably freak out with knives and get arrested for a felony. I would never react to anything you did. This blog is La La Land. It's not meant to cause real world implications. I'm a Darwinist. I actually like South Southern Europeans and Asians. I said some Bad Words as a joke, upwards in this post. I wanted you to learn all the words. You must be educated in things you obsess over. I don't want them being Neos without my aegis. I'm the ancient Nordic prototype, during the Thor days. Shit like that is dumb. We're human beans. We can't have them defiling the ranks, though. Fourth Reich is predicated on global equality. We're not Nazis. First Reich was me, bro. We're bringing it back. In Canada, with every continent together as one. It is merely a formality, artistic clearance. Germany only gets an area the size it needs. Most of Canada will be the same. The Germans are Canadians. We just want Swiss Banks and the 2050 World Cup. Global money. Move the oceans to the middle. Move money around. Read the blog. Actual Nordics are almost never racist about Master Race. That's fake. Sometimes Swedish kids spam message boards, as trolls. They treat it like a video game board. You guys are goobers. I know exactly who believes in Master Race. Even if that was true, we shouldn't be pests. Asians, blacks, and Hispanics are funny people. How can you even encounter people in the real world, if you believe these crappy websites on glowing screens? I actually go in people's homes for my job. I used a credit card on the cell phone today, for $190, after working 90 minutes. I only get like $40, but cmon. I'm in charge of the cell phone. My boss doesn't know how.

    New World Order satire... some of my better writing, actually. From the past year or so.

    ἰσχύς μου ἡ ἀγάπη τοῦ λαοῦ
    ξένος ὢν ἀκολούθει τοῖς ἐπιχωρίοις νόμοις
    πίστις, ἐλπίς, ἀγάπη
    διαίρει καὶ βασίλευε
    Παῦλος

    The people's love [is] my strength
    As a foreigner, follow the laws of that country
    Faith, hope, love
    Divide and rule
    Paul I

    Welsh, Irish, Scottish, Breton, Swiss, Belgian, German, Czech, Polish, Danish, Dutch, Norwegian, Swedish, Finnish. Icelandic, Hong Konger, Japanese, Korean, Maldivian, Israeli... and more!

    http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/07/09/658pb7_the_proposed_canadian_union_&_my_divine_right_as_king.
    http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/07/10/658pc1_southern_ontario_will_remain_unperturbed,_but_enhanced_by_proximity
    http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/09/685m5a_le_nouveau-paris_will_be_constructed_along_the_quebecontario_border.
    http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/11/687b1x_you_must_rationalize_my_plan_for_the_irish_and_welsh_people.
    http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/11/688tis_all_maldivian_citizens_will_be_canadian_citizens_for_free.
    http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/12/68aiyo_the_israeli_city_in_british_columbia,_or_region,_will_be_called_esther.
    http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/13/68albh_anyone,_within_reason,_from_this_map_can_move_to_canada_for_freecheap.
    http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/14/68c8tb_singapore_will_receive_canadian_land_in_my_planned_communities.
    http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/16/68ftf9_tibetan_settlements_in_the_british_columbia_mountain_ranges.
    http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/16/68fxqx_i_was_going_to_make_a_region_called_new_levant_in_my_nwo_satire.
    http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/18/68hmps_greenland_is_the_size_of_australia_with_the_population_of_a_suburb.
    http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/28/68yjj5_hong_kong_is_having_protests_over_democracy,_which_caused_riot_police_to_arrive.
    http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2015/01/07/6deaug_we_will_create_new_suisse_innear_quebec%27s_parc_national_du_mont-tremblant
    http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2015/01/14/6drey9_new_belgium_in_quebec...l%27union_fait_la_force

    You have to account for scale. It's essentially an area the size of Cleveland or Toledo, depending. And Canada is gigantic, with limited urban grids. If they run out of space, move to Canada proper. It's not their's to take. Asians get areas the size of Long Island, but it's in a gigantic wilderness on the ocean. The plan actually makes sense, but might be for a graphic novel. I don't want to be special. Don't accuse me of wanting to be special. I want my writing to be special, but I'm not a narcissist. And they have to learn English for schools, officially. Quebec is in charge of their own area. This is in the boonies. It actually fixes the Quebec problem, if you read it. Want to be more independent? Then we create 4 areas like Quebec. 3 layers instead of 2. They're named in the first post. 1v1 me n00b. And you've never said anything like "implications" when writing, in your life. I do that 20 times a day, every day, for years. So don't be violent. It doesn't matter if anything "works", on the blog. I have less self-centered motives than that.

    Back to the original topic. Cavs about to go 4-0 and make the Finals for the 2nd time ever. So the guys from SMCHS, who only know one person from Cleveland and happen to dislike me, are trying to make light of it. Like I'm freaking out with glee. I don't give a shit. I haven't emotionally reacted very much, other than the Bulls series. We lost 0-4 in the only Finals. I want to get 1 or 2 wins. If we win 4? Yeah, huge excitement. But like.... stfu... I'm not a hyper-competitive goober. Maybe about Ohio State Football when I was 12. It's not really a good way to typecast someone. I don't mean all of SMCHS. I mean like 4 people. This is what they do about everyone. Yeah no shit, I'd play for the Lakers in the 1970s, early 2000s. Of course they won. Swag before it was a word. I'm not stupid. I say the same thing about 1960s USC? Uhhh I'm taking that slow plane out there, being a golden boy for 4 years, and coming home with a smoking wife. Times have changed, though. It's about one thing... my city of Cleveland. I want kids to think bigger about the world. I'm not going to wank off to that. Might scheme on some buddha and celebrate.. bang some Bone Thugs. IDK. I feel like I've progressed more about life than these 4 people have. I actually had real life issues/drama, for a few years there. Can't fade me, man. I love this planet. I watched Black Swan tonight. Yeah, like 2% of that delusion actually happened to me. Thinking people were making noises when they walked past. But the other 98% will never happen to me. Those were my real life issues. People died, too. Just don't give me sass about Cleveland vs LA sports. I'm not some message board troll about sports. It's called Bad MDMA. Never do that shit. And the issues were not the drugs themselves. It's called escapism as a form of coping with severe depression. I wasn't emo about my life. I was actually fucked in the skull, on and off. I thank God for my friends and family.

    And I don't freak out about stuff like my NBA 2k13 player. This seems minor, but imagine who would get angry. I am a troll about Mario Bros. You can read about him the next post. He gets 6 PPG and sucks at defense. Maybe the stats will grow slowly. He's not awful. He's just a retard. You can read how, on the blog. He had a faux pas in the first interview. He does not deserve laurels. Caring about that, for any sports video game, would be Anger Issues. You're supposed to play other games too. Then just do it for 2 hours every few days. It's not because it's a bad game. I just vaguely know how they programmed it, not as code but as a piece of software, and you can't expect them to perfect it. It's a yearly release. You have to go with those long term, series heavy games. Whatever. I already talk about this too much.

    Playing: The Last of Us, Mass Effect, NBA 2k13, Suikoden, Final Fantasy VII

    In order
    -Some of the greatest dialogue/story in video game history, with brutal gameplay against zombies and evil humans.
    -One of the best universes in video game history, decent shooter, Star Wars that you can explore.
    -Bro shit bro. Love it though.
    -Decent old-school RPG. Haven't played it in a week or so.
    -Isn't the best RPG ever anymore, but it revolutionized the genre at the time. Great story, too.

    See. You could read those bullet points and deny it. People deny the entire blog, like I'm wrong at everything (it's designed to seem that way). But it's actually true. I'll be playing these for a month. Then it's the next ones, man. Don't buy the $400 box unless you're educated consumers. I have weird video game memories from one year at college. He always played extremely violent things, then had a weird personality. I don't like stuff like that. The games are fine, but you have to be aware of the programs.

    Let's use these girls in the video as an example

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnLAPw4dlmQ

    Girls like that don't know what I know, about certain bros. They're really, really lame about media. I try to use media to my advantage. Tell her to sit in a room with them playing NBA2k13 for 48 total hours, over a month, if she commits a felony. It's good rehab. I used to get baked with Elio and play that for hours. But we were being buddies. It wasn't a dorm area. I'm shy, but know how to open up to people. Some people pretend to be cocky, then never say anything.

    I actually barely understand Mass Effect. The plot is simple, but I didn't play for a week. Now I'm "what's wrong with this planet, I forget". But that's fine. People are like that about most games. I'm not some guy sitting here with grease-stains for completionism. Time to watch Patch Adams XD. Work starts at 10:30 instead of 7:30. I actually value my day. I don't like sleeping, until I'm already asleep. Someday Youtube analytics will obey me. I care more about that. I understand what's going on with my page now... it's not buzzing the way I thought it was, but that's fine. Use this knowledge to drive you. I'm new to electro, actually. I had some grandiose fantasy of nightclubs popping off. But people spend more like 20-40 minutes in each one. Which is actually fine, it's like Cool Radio for your 30 minutes. JAH BLAZE DEE HERB RUDE BOY.... listen to your own damn music, too. But if some nightclub actually did rage, 5 times in 30,000 views... I owned the shit out of Shoremen/Yellow Jackets scrubs. Whatever, I used to always make 14 year old girls laugh, when I was 12-15 years old. Their Gypsy Antics do not phase me. I am Offensive Bob Saget now.

    No, Emma Watson isn't more attractive than you. I'm a Cool Dad. Eh, we pick and choose. I can pretty much fuck any bitch I want, except Emma and other types of Emma. Meh. Just bein' internet. Eh. Just hit some resin. XD buds getting smuggled this weekend. Whatever, I have to do a huge upholstery job on Saturday. That takes like 5x longer.

    Yeah the whole living at home, after college, thing. I dunno. It makes sense to me. Just blaze in your room, nobody can tell. I remember when Perrysburg used to be all super sketch about blazing. Afraid of their parents. I just do it wherever I want and pretend nothing happened. Buy some Febreeze, open the window. Nobody smells your farts in other rooms, within 10 minutes. I'm actually smarter than some of those guys. Garage/outside is preferred, because of smell. But they're posing. I get to live in the south for a few years. I don't give a shit about pussy. This is a better tactic. I can get my own apartment whenever I want. I have enough money for 6 months. It's just not a huge deal. This isn't That 70's Show, with my parents. My sister is 8. Think about it.

    Patch Adams is great. But I realize people get caught up in the Hollywood depiction of college. I guess some people want to seem like that. Freshman year. I wasn't thinking that way. I'm more like that now, about 1971 college's aesthetic, than I am now. Yeah she went to college but how do you think EMMA WATSON feels? She had a gun at graduation, literally a bodyguard. I was just being messed up and detached for the last 2 years. Don't fall for Hollywood. 1971 college actually sucked. No AC and harder classes.

    The immediate response is "I could kick his ass" about casual exposure to the blog. I decided to make it a super special time for Ohio. They can't last 5 pages of this, even if they could read it. They'd rage-quit after 2, and decide to use a gun. They actually think they're correct. I'm not correct, but I'm more correct than they are. This is Ancient Drama. If they want to keep being orcs and trolls in our fantasy stories, they can. Nobody's hurting anyone. This is 2015. I never said I was right either. This is how borderline people think. It's SATIRE.

    I just saw 10 young white men walk in McDonald's. At first, I was like "wtf 2 of them have Confederate flag t-shirts, hope they're good kids". I don't care about that. This is an LA Culture faux pas, to admit, but I have personal reasons to trust most of them. But it was in a black area. Then the 10th guy was older. He stopped in the van and wanted to look inside, to see the 2015 model. He was a 30 year old small business owner. You can't make a wolf goose-step. A wolf will stalk. We're not people like that. I just didn't want black people to think they were trouble. They weren't trouble. I can tell when guys like that are no good. I'm including Asians for a reason. We're creating Babel. My plan is actually sound. It wouldn't effect modern Canadian settlements, then the whole area would exponentially spike in education/value. I'm only 25. I could have made this up at age 50 and it might still work. It's the 1940s as far as you're concerned.

    We're creating areas like this, in the middle of nowhere.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/75/Bern_luftaufnahme.png

    Then 3 of these in rural British Columbia, Ice-free Ports

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b0/HK010.jpg/1024px-HK010.jpg

    Expect trillions.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/Berne-coat_of_arms.svg/603px-Berne-coat_of_arms.svg.png

    It's not really about much that I haven't explained. I can be flippant. Good, had a stupid Perrysburg ex boyfriend? Go to the University of Greenbriar and hang out with the cute Swedish/Czech guys. They'll be 1000x nicer to you. I know what's wrong with Americans and it can be forcefully amended.

    You have to rationalize how basic this is

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9b/Roads-Canada-frame.png/800px-Roads-Canada-frame.png

    And you can fit 10 Toledos in there, 6 Clevelands, 3 New York City's.

    Now look at this

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/09/Map_of_current_US_Routes.svg/1280px-Map_of_current_US_Routes.svg.png

    And half those areas are still boonies. We could let the Germans settle in Southern Ohio and nothing would happen. But Canada is better, still owned by the British. The goal isn't to splinter Canada. The goal is 100 years later, when it becomes meshed. It'll just be cool restaurants and local color literature. It's still going to be an English area. It's a good place to learn English, actually. Better than learning it in Europe. Just do it.

    It's not my fault if you can't read. We're going to be Team Rocket in Ohio, without any of the bigger plans. I just need a small plan to work. Then I can open businesses in small towns and troll the locals with $500,000 real estate. I'm Irish Yakuza. I don't care if you're offended. Many businessmen are secretly much meaner and more offensive than I am. It's Ohio's fault. They deserve to be hopelessly emotional about legal industry. Oh no, satirical literature trolled you. Oh no, you hate someone's alter ego.

    Fuck you and your tough talk
    When I monopolize I throw your ass off the Boardwalk
    Fag, you ain't play sports but always at the ballpark?
    Type-a nigga rockin' Crocs at the fuckin' Wal Mart

    ~Danny Brown

    I did a reverse Darth Vader transformation. I was being the bad one, then made Imperial Oaths to die for God, and went into beast mode. I'm just getting warmed up. Best writer U-30, in this genre, in the region. My novels are actually OK, but that's not really the point. You can find Leo and Young Acerbic on the blog. It doesn't matter if I become famous or make money. This is kvlt blacc metal. I'm seeding the future of the Order. This is some Castlevania shit, space age. The greater one comes later. It's like being a 16-19 year old athlete. You can tell, but it doesn't mean anything yet. Some of my better ideas are factored into "Welsh da GOAT" in 2040. It's REAL writing. There's flaws with the prose on this site, but it's colloquialism. Ohio can't even read, so I type too much on purpose. OK, now find the other satirists in Ohio/North Carolina, U-30. Find the ones with the best ideas. Actually, show me the blog, I'd like to be their friend, if they're better than me. I don't hate other people. If there's reasons to hate him/her, I'd probably find their writing to be worse, because mine is styled out of compassion and charm. I'm not the best novelist. That's a different genre. I'm probably good for 7-8 decent novels, over 40 years. This blog barely even matters, for my later career. I was just telling you how I feel ;_;. Seriously, what if Miles was mean to you for no reason? Would you laugh about him later? Would you remotely condone him, based on his exact personality? Same applies to like 40 other people. I probably have mild sexual issues. Like when I was in 5th or 6th grade, one of my nuts got huge first, and I had to make sure it wasn't an issue at the hospital. It was nothing, just puberty. But a female nurse put gelatin on my balls. See. I haven't thought about that in 15+ years. I was thinking about gyno because of Patch Adams (currently paused, going to watch Braveheart later). What would Ohio say? About adult females touching their balls? At that age? I never really thought about that, at the time or ever. I haven't even remembered that issue in 5+ years. I have serious issues with certain forms of immaturity. I didn't even care at that age. Troy/Learwood (grade schools) would run around screaming, telling everyone. This spill over into adult sexuality. She's probably a surgeon or something. A lesbian surgeon. Who cares. I hate my balls. They're big, but I wish they were inside my body. I actually have issues with my balls, for obvious reasons. They're being more gay than I am. I treat things like sacred. I probably said something troll. "They're going to chop off my balls and I'll adopt Thai Babies". I used to get in trouble for things I thought were normal to say. You'd think being banned from internet, until age 15, would make you less funny. I accidentally knew everything anyway. From channels like PBS and TV-43.
  • Emma it's easy to write screenplays.

    27. Mai. 2015, 0:04

    Just pretend they're Concerned Sluts about the hot guy. i say "sluts" in a non-derogatory way. All you have to do is imitate conversation, then put things in brackets. You can do it!!!

    Tennessee Williams... Cat On A Hot Tin Roof. Read that. It'll take you a day, since you're so sharp and well-meant about literature. I'm going to read his other ones. We can get the complete set.

    ayyy lmao

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLfKT59dQtw

    This came on Youtube while typing this. On one of my playlists. You're my World War Two Guy Pin-Up Girl. I'm down for reverse-immigration. It's totally the 1940s to little girls someday. We have to make it fancy and sassy.... but fun!!!

    "You're gay like Brick. We won't have kids." ~ drunk-on-wine Emma

    omgeeeeeeeh noooooooooo

    Just red-head girl trans, on blogs only.

    [overly deep voice] Back to be being a man.

    Yeah basically my SoCal high school had characters who gave themselves credit. For anything. Fashion, movies, drugs, sports. Whatever. Kobe's from an area like me, different state. It's not really about that. I'd love to live there, for obvious reasons, but they didn't invent "omgeeeeeh". But now all the funny women can say it, in California. This blog isn't necessarily for everyone to worship me. We're creating AIM Culture for new people. You can say whatever you want, once some junkie corrupts you. Ohio/Indiana/Kentucky girls are funnier crack-fiends online, than the ones I knew in SoCal. It's because we're bored and want to be cheeky, I guess.

    I'll play FIFA with the funny guys, Emma. Don't worry about friends over there. I'd probably be better off, in London. It would be a new life. London + LA. It's either you... or I'll have to be a ratchet hooker with d-list English women. Time to start an NBA 2K13 season, though. Also, I realize time constraints. If I never show anyone until I'm 40 years old, I'm marrying American and staying here. So maybe you should... confront there weird guy, if he's at the bar afterparty. I have 0 chance of immediately responding to you after 500 blog posts. I figured you would think that was funny, for feminine reasons. I can slowly explain myself, if we're dating.

    LOL!!!!!

    I just went like 2-18 from the floor, first game. Scored 22 points in the rookie game, so I thought I would make them. 0-10 from 3. Whatever, it's an 82 game season, and a video game season. So they do the post-game interview. My guy is like White Varejao with the hair, btw. Named "Mario Bros". So in the post-game interview they ask me if I thought it went well. I said "no it didn't", to be nice about my failures, and the character started screaming about MJ coming off the bench, and getting bench minutes. omg dude you said the wrong thing. I feel so bad. They screwed up the input for the interview. First game on the 76ers, as a rookie. Nobody has ever been worse at NBA protocol than Mario Bros. He is manic depressive with delusions of grandeur.

    "Stupid name"

    It was Marion as default. I deleted one letter then made it up.

    I need to take a more constructive approach to my version of entertainment. Aka actually encounter media without documenting it, and half-giving-myself-credit. I used to do that without internet. And the first 6 years of internet. Now I make lists and posts about everything. I should probably live in a cabin for 6 months and write a great American novel.

    Emma do you have English woman reasons, why this would be funny with American men? Oh it's worse on my side. You have no idea. I'm not a'pposed to. PREGNANT!!! INSTANTLY!!!! MONTH #1 OF THE MARRIAGE!!!! BUST OUT THE XL CONDOMS!!!!! I'M FARM DICK!!!!! jk sex is wrong. I don't even want to. I won't ever do it with anyone. OK. I'll teach you to be cool. Wear this once a year.

    http://cdn.bucklecontent.com/media/images/bw3/lg/33575R1761OSOW_OFW_lg_v1_m56577569833276580.jpg

    If you wear that once a year, I'll be the King Of The Town. Uhhh Grandma Dorothy went there? So don't make excuses? We won the championship a few times and everyone hates us for being crazy rednecks? But all the black people in Columbus are fanatics, so it's not a hick thing. I'm reformed rural. It started a few generations ago. I'm metro now. You're lucky I did. I'd be a wacko and scream at girls, if I was rural. Country music bad boy. Plot-twist: I'm halfway like that, I just have a weird streak. Of course I'm friends with the alternative crowd, though. We always do that. This isn't some 2000s thing. Typecast circus, honestly. I wanted to inhale fumes and make offensive statements about women.
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    *cue music*

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWjzRvt6k1I

    *montage of Gay Welsh getting ready in Tinkerbelle outfit, trying different things out, taking deep breaths, etc*

    "Move it sister!"

    *pushes real Tinkerbelle out of the way, takes off over Disneyland's nighttime crowd, for the closing event*

    *cord breaks from extra 50 pounds on the rig, since it's designed specifically for her weight and trajectory*

    *goes to hospital for skin grafts on face and broken spine*

    He has demons now. He has a Dark Side. He was just trying to live his boyhood dreams... now... he will be a vigilante. Read more on the blog. This post was the prequel.
    -----------
    "That's bigoted!" ~ internet slack-tivist

    Ohio calls me gay, so it's fine. I'm straight. You should care more about them. I seem like an easy target.

    Hey Taylor. Sorry if those cheating rumo(u)rs are true. Can't teach an old dog new tricks. He's been a DJ for too long, in the ringworm capital of the world. They have industry gashes just like America. American DJs are better at capturing what you believe in. Still want you on board for MOVE-FM. But I have to date Emma. It's cuter. I don't care about making fun of him. I'm a businessman. He can make his own station. My entire life is currently structured around driving 30 minutes to make $40-70 in a few hours. What's he charge for a club? To play that Euro-shit? American genres are better. But we can use the best European music too. I bet you tuppence that he's washed up. I'm not a musician. My music might suck. But I'm not washed up. I'm being the Spongebob Art Lessons episode. Fuck money. He made $10,000,000 for posting pictures in his knickers? U wot? I would give that to charity the second I got it. Who gave him that money? Some Greek sex-traffickers? Man we sweat for that kinda paper. We represent the populace in arenas and skyscrapers. If you really love him, teach him to sit in a house and do things around the city. That's the new trick. It's what my friends already do. Vegas is a superimposition of a shallow global superego, trying to make vices shiny. It's just Palm Springs with retarded signs and special laws. He should read some Hunter S Thompson. We're very cynical of that place. It's fool's gold for the American Dream. Of course the English schoolboy wants to whip around his willie, in some shiny fake place. I don't care about you, necessarily. But little girls from town treat you like a princess. I'm the knight. Think about it. If he's nice, and that's a fake story... it's redacted. I'm into other women, Taylor. Just stand up for yourself if it gets any worse. 98% of England gives 0 shits about that scene. I'm not actually a royal. I'm the English mob. It's not a utopia. They're fucking repressed, hedonistic, bisexual rich people. Old-world money. Orgies with 40 year old nymphs. Just warning you. Irish people are the best English mobsters, as long as we're not actually from Ireland. It's like That One Japanese Island and Yakuza. But I'm 100% legal. I'm with the law against these Cleveland fools. It has nothing to do with the modern nations. I'm very, very Celtic and significantly Norman/Anglo. That's why it's funny when people play the Irish card about me. I'm related to Puritans, which is more than half of modern England can say. We actually extort/bully mafia. Mafia sucks at what we do**. I'm very proud of my Irish heritage. But goddamn. Going to stick my face in some English ass. My Korean friend said "you look like Irish people the way I look like Koreans", when I said I was "American". He was kidding. Yeah... it's called England/France/Germany from 1000 years ago, though. Never fuck with rural purebloods. I might be evil. I'm a bombastic, artistic, charming fuck-up. Marijuana doesn't do anything. I get redder eyes from my contacts. My farts smell worse than a one hitter, as far as lingering in a room. I'm allowed to do whatever I want because of Calvin's underwear contract. English guys need to Avoid Irish-Americans, if they hate the ones back home. I'm 10000x worse. I'm into black people shit and damn good at it, too. It's apples to oranges. They're being more goofy than I am. I'm a fucking asshole compared to them. It's not really an English rant here. They're mostly cool. Never fuck with guys who look like Germans, with a weird face. I'm being ancient genetics.

    **Don't laugh. It's because of cautionary movies, about good people. Now the sociopath 80s/90s/00s kids can pretend they're better, and it tricks all the babushka spray-tan sluts. It's like talking shit about the 1995 Chicago Bulls, and making movies about other teams. We know what stupid people think. It's not my fault if he's an awful person with a gram scale. Because you're laughing, we have to fuck them up. We actually own America. Illuminati isn't real, those were Bavarian academics about things like freedom of information and woman's suffrage. Just... don't fucking follow those guido bullies around like they're immortal. There ARE movies about us... but you haven't seen them, they're mostly produced in Europe. Never mind. Just don't be a cunt. We fuck those losers up, unless they're legitimate families. I'm not telling you to put on Dropkick Murphy's and drink green beer. More like half a bottle of scotch and stab someone in the neck. I stay legal for a reason. I'm straight to Hell, boy. Don't listen to Dills, Tokar, Raed. They fucking suck at what they try to do. I could do their entire work in 8 weeks, but I don't want to break the law. Those movies were actually meant to warn people. Scorsese, for example, is one of the best directors in cinema history. It wasn't You Can Trick The Police Ha Ha Ha Mafya. We could go another route with this. Buzz-haired athlete saying "if Welsh is English mob, we're German mob". Nah. That's... different guys. No comment. I would never fuck with the German mob for a billion dollars. It's a form of education. Italians are perfectly capable. The word "mafia" has modern stigma because of poseurs, though. There's an underlying issue with the entire scene. We actually are fucked up people, about that. So I'm using my keyboard to make sense of the situation without selling drugs or gambling. I wouldn't be very good at those. I'd get caught. I'm the satirist, in the traditional Celtic sense. The reality is that it IS 2015... meaning it is 40 years after 1975, which makes it Ancient History. Those guys are really old now, man. We're babies. Mustn't be a colic. The don in the Godfather was actually born in 1891 Sicily, for example.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkyCrx4DyMk

    Gonna start watching movies again. I might watch Noah and Black Swan tonight. I love Darren.

    "Emma kisses in that! hahahahahhahahahahahaha"

    I used to be addicted to porn. It's punishment. Besides, she had a runny nose and bloody lips on the set. I haven't watched a movie since 4/19/2015. Which sounds ridiculous, but I pretty much saw 4 movies for 4 years, other than crap on TV. And my current total is... uhhh...188 movies in 240 days. So that's pretty good. It'll go in cycles. This is my rookie season for the bimonthly film diary. I didn't do one last time. I'll keep that document for 40, 50 years.

    I'm not bluffing. I think everyone has these...

    http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/126/104947253.jpg

    ....but....

    Red (Gules)Warrior or martyr; Military strength and magnanimity

    One of my Welsh ancestors was obviously a crazy guy. Grandpa has the Olanzapine medicine thing at his house, I'm probably the only cousin who knows what that means. And I have like... a Lifetime movie, a Big Ten offensive lineman, Marine, etc. We're all nice. There's also really religious, humble cousins. I think it skips a generation, and it'll happen again. I'm kind of an asshole. Maybe that site is inaccurate about my crest. But probably not. Grandpa would kill you if you were genociding Irish women in 1945, for example. Also, based on grandma's feminine personality... she probably has psycho ancestors too, since she projected herself as a funny saint. You don't get what I say about that shit. Everyone has those ancestors. But not everyone has random shit that I experience. I would literally beat the shit out of you, if I was UFC size and there was no laws. I'm also not sure if those are spades or arrows. Pretty much implies killing. I don't like it, but it makes sense. Maybe it means something about my social class. IDK breh. I treat it like African war-lords trying to be gangsters. Try to be a businessman and a tough dad, instead. We didn't go overseas very much, until a certain point. I don't want to kill other Celtic Britons. It prevents children from existing and I care about the ethnic group's expansion into the space age. Leave me out of your stupid heads.

    It's obviously a common surname though.

    Barry Welsh, comedy character played by John Sparkes
    Chris Welsh, former baseball pitcher and current announcer the Cincinnati Reds
    Christie Welsh, American soccer player
    David Welsh, (Scots religious leader)
    Freddie Welsh, Welsh World Lightweight boxing champion
    George Welsh, a college football coach
    Harry Welsh, a US paratrooper in World War II
    Irvine Welsh, a Scottish author
    John Welsh (footballer), a player for Hull City, England
    Mark Welsh, 20th Chief of Staff of the United States Air Force
    Matt Welsh, an Australian swimmer
    Matthew E. Welsh, an American politician and governor of Indiana
    Peter Welsh, a New Zealand steeplechase runner
    Paul Welsh, British television and radio correspondent
    Sean Welsh, Scottish footballer
    Jonathon Welsh, US Air Force master sergeant

    But I like my odds. We're not really a clan, or anything closely-knit. It means we're a type of person, actually. It was a name given to us by the Anglo Saxons. But I'm Anglo Saxon too, so it doesn't really reflect my worth. But it is a family, in some respects, so don't laugh. My grandma alone could be responsible for 2 on the wiki page, though. Paul and Sean are already taken. Go Iowa Hawkeyes. Make my cousin FAT. Give him extra FOOD. I could also trick you and make other Welshes famous, like 10 times. Emma pls waifu ;_; I've actually seen a movie based on Irvine Welsh's novel. Trainspotting was cash. I also saw a general named ??? Welsh III on the news, a few days ago. So maybe you should believe the red's meaning. I should tattoo the goose on my neck if I'm famous. JK Emma. NO tattoos.

    You know that feeling, that smell... of a basketball court? When you're tired and getting owned? That's how internet should feel to you. I love that smell. I'm a baller. NBA players don't have bad memories of the squeaky shoes, running plays, that smell... on a high school court. It's part of their transcendence to elite. I love every second of this. I've failed before but I won't now. I love typing. I do it 8 hours a day, for fun. Every day. This is my free time, bro. Gym rats make everyone better, even if they never make money. I'm a rat. Anyone who actively reads my posts is better, in minor or major ways. I'm making people around me better. I'm blaring the Hash Fiend mixtapes playing NBA 2k13. I don't read novels right now. I need Emma to force me.

    "I saw Black Swan in 2010 hahahahha you will not understand intellectual depth" ~ Hipster Kid

    Yeah everyone talked about it then. Who cares. That doesn't matter.

    "Yes it does! 188 films will not save you from being an idiot!"

    IDK. One month in prison won't keep you out of an office job. I'm probably way more creative and well-thought out that you. Reverse-bigotry is such a trend, against conservative white men. This movie isn't even deep. It's just a Darren movie. You probably don't know what that scene is. Dancing and art. Seems smarter than me. IDK they're usually kinda poor. You're more cliche than I am. You watch these pretentiously. I'm kinda bored.

    You girls better not have "I'm fine" drama. Where you immediately tear up and hug. Just be chill. I can't handle adult drama yet. ;(

    Wow these people are always passive aggressive in the movies I see. Those women. All 4 times.

    I don't want to go to ballet in a tuxedo. I want to drink 9 beers and have liquid stool the next day. 9 beers doesn't even do anything, Emma. You're such a pansy.

    "YOU SAW NATALIE PORTMAN IN NAKED CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ~ Emma

    Yes I figured I should address that. I'm think I'm a prude nymph. I treat it like seeing nothing. I get hyper-offended by random nudity/sex in films, but don't act on it. But that part doesn't really... do anything. At the same time, she's 1000x hotter than some woman in a stupid teen movie. I don't like them at all. I don't really care about virginity. It depends on the personality. There's one woman consistently on the blog who I would.... if like, some 34 year old was creepy to her at work.... savagely kill him as war-lord debt for the Fian.

    No seriously, Perrysburg. Try that hard-ass shit about Betsy. "Yeah I'd fuck her" [smile] "But cmon". Say it to my face. I'll cut your throat out, shove it in your mouth, and you can get it stitched back together. Not because of her actual sexuality. Because of WHY you said that. It's always about me and you're retard krauts. I will Reopen Auschwitz for white kids from Perrysburg 07/08. Jews can buy popcorn at the gate. The good news is that they think she's normal/ugly. They don't actually care. I'm more worried about the girl on the left in her cover photo. Same applies. Fuck y'all. It's all about WHY. You can't do this proper noun... Read Someone You Hate Mention Women More Than Once. You'll immediately make it about yourself. My Super Sperm is objectively superior than your little swimmers. You're also a terrible person for raising a family. None of you should mate with your beta male mentalities. I'm not being racist. German people are generally fine. You're old-school sailors and bandits, man. I know who you used to be, 500 years ago. Fuck y'all. This is how the English Mob talks. I'm technically the British-American writer, but you deserve it. We're brutal Darwinists and tend to pass judgement. We always hate the same people, so it's true, since our grandmas are nice. You hate the same people too, so we kill a few of you every year. We actually have Confirmed, Psychiatric Reasons. Guys like Betsy's ex just need to stop hatin' on a nigga like that. Grumpy porker cunt. I would literally be his friend if he wasn't insane. He's the one who's historically racist about me, not vice versa. I do not hold people to different standards. If I can be friends with one English, I'll be friends with any of them. But it's his fault. He likes guys like Richardson. All 3 brothers are fags. They probably think Vanderfuck is normal. You have no idea how stupid Fuck is, compared to his nice father. He fell on his head or something. He acts like Tony from Skins UK, only 1000x worse at the base level morals. Kyle's fake and passive aggressive. I am 99% sure that he says/said mean things about me, despite my kindness. Yeah, like 2 of the Richardson brothers have never said "ginger". Whatever, I'm a Germanic Royal. It's a sign of pureblood. Freckles and sunburn suck. I'm supposed to be in Norway, away from the scruples of dumbasses. Fine, try to be bigots at me. Try to sway women. MOIST!!!! A-SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! HOT DAMN, 8 INCHER, AND I GET A MILLI? OHHHHHHHHHHH MY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Try it, you stupid yellow/brown cunt. I don't like any women that look like you. I might fool around with them, if I'm a lonely 40 year old, to troll you. But it's not really the objective of my chastity. Every time you say ginger, I want you to think about your genetics always being cunts. I'm actually the nice one. You're insecure and violent. Plot-twist: I'm the German Mob too. And I don't care about Putin, in some ways.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnnIrTLlLyA

    "You're not German!"

    I'm allowed to do whatever I want. We're allies. Irish people are King Seed. They're just weirdos on a rural island. We have to extract their venom. German-Canadian Colony 2050 believe it. You'll understand when there's a 90,000 seat soccer stadium in Manitoba. I'm funny like Jukka Hilden, you're just racist and don't notice. We have very similar mannerisms.

    "....." ~ Taylor Swift

    I'm a Bad Famous. I don't know how to remember the rules of Google News. I decided to Sketch Out Nice Teenagers In Cali. It's more important than $50,000,000. I can technically still do my ideas, then teach people not to be meddlesome. Nobody can stop you online. They nit-pick social justice issues, so I decided to be An Awful White Person, as satire of what they assume about people. News stories are real. People are actually bad. Most of the time, they're acting bad for years before that. I'm giving them something to address. I'm only 1/10th as violent as them, and have sound morals. So I type stylized gore for them to think about. It's not hard to find them. There's only 20 in every high school. We can corner them with text.

    This film seems to be about repression. I'm no expert, though. Pretty obvious. Maybe I am a cliche American conservative with no brains about art. I'm not going to watch Noah. No time to look at Emma in video. I hate doing that. I'll watch the Cavs and another film. XD gonna watch Patch Adams.

    See Hipster Kid. I don't think homosexuality is wrong, or bisexuality. But this movie is about issues. I don't want people tripping their balls off, having an orgy, to Hash Fiend XLI in 2022. I want people to be sober and not ruin their lives. I don't really understand why my message board freaked out about that sex scene. It was pretty harmless. I guess 2 a-list actresses can break the internet with that. Reminds me of awful tastes. I would do oral in a very serious relationship, but it still reminds me of certain things. Maybe I'm more liberal than you. Maybe I'm asexual and depraved. I don't really think women are awful tasting, but I've never tried that streetcorner with my tongue. I honestly think you need to think about the set. Very sterile environment. Very contrived. That was nothing. It was part of the plot. I'm more worried about teen/action movies. The sex scene in Terminator was worse than that. She was 80s mom boobs for the rest of her life, for 0 artistic value. Terminator 2 da GOAT tho
  • I post my video game lists casually. Only have one controller, too.

    26. Mai. 2015, 3:35

    And this might never happen.

    But if I had 2 controllers, on LSD with SMCHS, and said "I have Crash Team Racing on the PS3", we'd have shady drama. I never did any drugs with them. My friends with drugs are chill about video games, too. It's just a scene. I'm the nice one, but also the worst with drugs. Yeah it's $6 and everyone has PS3... but not everyone knows this shit. We'd have a good trip, but some sort of weapon would eventually be drawn. Not at each other. At Ooga-booga for being a cheapskate. I'm actually smart on LSD. I know all the words. It makes sense to other bros on LSD, but I'm the best at doing it. Never call something a cheapskate on LSD. Everyone will believe you, because of how it sounds.

    You're not rationalizing the process. Decent room, decent couch. Having a good time. Then I tell them. Some excitement. After that, with hint of anticipation, I scroll through the PS3 browser. Going through 12 PS1 games is exciting. Then CTR boots up, and we trip balls x100. I think I'm done with LSD for this reason. I act like Junior High "Popular" Steroids. I always like... have extreme emotions, but then try to pacify my friends, like "it's not about you. Just pissed."

    It doesn't matter if I do this. It's actually more fun to read a blog, then download it yourself. The entire process is better on LSD.

    I'm not playing Final Fantasy VII for 0 reasons, just to fit in with nerds. It's considered a top 50 all-time game, top 5 of it's time, but that's not why. It's actually interesting, that's why. Which is why it's a top 50. I played the old ones over the last 10 years. The 2D ones. Yeah some guy would boot up VII and say "faggot. this is for kids before good graphics". That's not the point. It's actually quirky and trippy. This is why that guy isn't in the industry. It's one thing to like other ones more. It's just an experience. I don't believe in modern. I believe in eternal. People would freak out if they remade it. Like, very hard freak out, all time freak out. So if I owned the other console, as a kid, why not play it now? It's why he's not in the industry. Which is why I might get to make money for what I love. It's like if people did paintings before modern paintbrushes. You have to take technology into account. For $10, with my mindset, it's a steal. Also, what does that guy play? I could list some obvious games. Uhhhh nobody who programs those would ever disagree with me. I have the correct opinion. Fine, buy products by people who agree with your Arch Enemy Blogger. Give them money. Nobody in the industry would diss playing FFVII, for the first time, for $10.

    Hey Emma. I could mess up and say "you're the drug I need". That's shallow, huh? I know what to say. You're actualization, transcendence, bonding, peace. I guess you do alter my mind, but not temporarily. You would change it forever...hypothetically. Stop buying beauty products, for fuck's sake. You're being a purse-hoarder. Don't get caught up in the plans. Give me your hand. OK. I'm holding your hand. We're going to start with the ice cream flavor. It'll be easy. Would you like to? I'm not being literal about us. If you see this, I figure I should tease you. You'll be fine with anyone. You're already fine. I'm trying to make you finer. It doesn't matter. I can use my pranks on someone else. Enjoy.

    I tried doing side arm pitches in 13/14. I was really good as a 13 year old, then sucked as 14. I didn't have a good catcher to place my balls. I got bored, as a 9th grader at St. Ed's, and threw some side arm. It was actually some good junk, almost as fast. But my arm was already hurting. See, I don't tell you all this shit, Perrysburg. The other team's coach told me to keep working on it. But I never actually pitched in California. I didn't want to. You just assumed I sucked at everything, when I was a 9/10 player in places bigger than you.

    "Didn't want to pitch? Faggot." ~ PHS pitcher

    I actually make decisions about myself sometimes. They're right or wrong. It's just how my brain works. It'll come in handy later. People actually trust me. Music is actually a huge example. I'm not going to pretend I'm Daft Punk / Kanye West, around town. I like to be the head, grinding in the cut, the X Factor. I'm also a very, very constructive teammate. Well I was, age 12-16. I never get mad at people, other than myself. I knew all the lingo and tricks. The coaches liked me. I just started doing drugs in Perrysburg and decided it was over. I could have played NCAA without playing for you. Do you even know what teammates are supposed to act like? I was sober and intelligent. I'm not really trying to troll Perrysburg. I'm trolling people from Avon Lake, because I seemed like the opposite of the blog, as a kid. They'll never fully rationalize my skills, because they think I'm playing pretend. Too bad. They didn't know I was kinda psychotic at my parents, but acted funny in school. I don't need Emma Watson. I want her most. But there's a type of European woman that would swipe the debit card, assertively while being shy. She's a blonde from Denmark. English is her 2nd language. She understands spoken English, but not part of the blog. Never fuck with me again. I can get them without fame. My cousin is married to a French woman, actually. And he's more rural than I am, but lives in Brooklyn as a business owner. They had 1 channel on TV growing up, and it was PBS. Don't ever mess with smart parents.

    I already battled ODB. All-time Troll MC top 100. "Got Your Little Bitch Hit / Now You Get Your Dick Licked / Fat Rubber Tony Gwynn, I Ain't Gonna Miss This". In loving memory RIP. Imagine if he said that, in his vocals.

    3 people spent an average of 30 minutes in my playlist, the first night. It only has "25 views" but hasn't updated in a few days. I want you to think about that. Sounds like nothing. I honestly got pissed, then looked at the analytic info. 30 minutes is pretty legit, for the first night. Could have been people smoked out, loked out. I don't care. You can listen to my iTunes. You don't get what random people do, man. Some Asian/Latino people inhale the whole vaporizer, in stucco houses in RSM, then blow it out in a gigantic puff. Like, 10x more than a blunt hit. Perrysburg doesn't know about that scene. I usually get more views than that, but it hasn't updated. Oh I am just Perrysburg basketball, of global genres. SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!!! I'M THE ALPHA!!!!!! Whatever. I got a Wiz Khalifa mixtape song, that barely anyone knows, 100+ views on 1400+ total views. Didn't make him any money, but that's the end goal. What if I was famous? I know how to get 1,000,000,000 views on 100,000 songs... on random channels.

    My official response to all those schmucks is "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me." I'll go Super Saiyan and smash your brains out like Joel in The Last Of Us. That includes you, Cleveland. I'm not afraid of you stupid little cunts. Even if you sell drugs and drive fast, punch people and talk shit. You're a bitch. We're actually 100000000000x better at killing, as a faction. But we chose not to do that. Most people stab, and jerk it out. I jerk upwards. Cut you in half. Works my arms out better. You're lucky I'm the nerd, unathletic. They'd have me in labs in Virginia, otherwise. Walking slowly on treadmills with things hooked up to my brain, oxygen mask. But I'm the humble nerd ;_; awww poopy-san u so scary x_x. I had the weirdest dream last night. Someone that I've dissed was chasing me in a car. My cousin was driving, a cousin that's never on the blog. He was like "it's bullet proofed" and I got shot 3 times in the head. But since it was bullet proofed, the bullets didn't effect me. I had tiny marks. Which isn't how it works at all. Then I looked out the back window, and his car crashed off the bridge. Then we were in Yellow Springs and I was like "there's nature over there" and I walked ahead, then was like "oh shit the HAUNTED PART" and some psycho creepy shit happened, stuff I don't remember, like demons warped my vision and I heard a disturbing noise. 10/10 dream, slept like a babby. Scary dreams make me sleep longer. I told someone that and they said I was crazy. Falling off the bridge was the funny part. I could see him in his window and he was like >:I then he fell off and I was like :O. That's what always happens to them. Idiots on motorcycles try to chase someone down, then crash and go rag-doll physics, blood everywhere. They're not even good at driving, they just act like they are and crash.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj0jiEIyT24

    "They're not evil! They're our version of funny!" ~ Mags class of 07

    e·vil
    /ˈēvəl/
    adjective
    1.
    profoundly immoral and malevolent.

    ma·lev·o·lent
    /məˈlevələnt/
    adjective
    having or showing a wish to do evil to others.


    idk.... you're just being little kids, as adults. Do you honestly want your child doing that, in 20 years? I'm friends with women like Anna, Taylor, Carrie, Mary. You're not allowed to be fuckers at me.

    "He only once to do that to you! Because of how you are!"

    su·per·fi·cial
    /ˌso͞opərˈfiSHəl/
    adjective
    appearing to be true or real only until examined more closely.


    "Tony Gwynn? haha who cares, we listen to rap too. That's stupid! Trying to make you cool here."

    It was NYC 1990s nonsense. It's part of the genre. It was a cassette that never happened.

    "You're living in the past! Crash Racing, ODB... cmon!"

    @_@

    You can't change the future without a firm understanding of the past.

    BTW I said I might be getting less buzz, in the last few posts. But some of those numbers are untrue. One of them has 800+ views, from 2+ years ago, and it only shows as 150 views in the Youtube analytic page. So that's impossible. They're changed it a few times. Don't laugh to soon. I might be fucking shit up in some bassline clique. I don't care about my views. With our powers combined, we are Captain Planet. If you combined 10 of my bootlegs with your best vinyls, you'd destroy a club. Besides, what if me and Joe (forget his last name) were Yellow Jackets Music Team? You'd all fear our wrath. If I was Dayton Flyers Music Team, I'd have thousands more hits. Don't play tiddly-winks with your fingers, about 12 games having attendance numbers. "We got 50,000 VIEWS at basketball... with CHEERLEADERS". It's apples to oranges. I'm self made. Half the people at basketball games are just Bored Adults being nice to you. You deserve kindness until you start getting hyper-competitive about peers, for sexuality and money. You were being children at the time. I say things about 13/14 baseball, but I know what they look like now. My brother is on one of those teams and I see the picture of the roster. I'm not overly enthused with myself, for that past talent. Also, you don't take things at face value. Final Fantasy VII, again. Really, really bad 3D graphics. But they have orchestra music and there's a scene where someone's husband doesn't come back from the war, and other couples are celebrating, spinning around a light post, hugging. OK since it's graphics like that, I don't react. But do you know how that's Actually Sad, right? What if that was me and a girl on the blog, married 15 years? That's the point of stories. It's actually global-tier orchestra music, too. They should remake this game.

    Oh I know how it is. Sitting in VWK dorms with your door open, 2010. I walk past, and all 7 of you say some fresh shit. "What the fuck is that faggot doing in our school? Find out who he is." Well I got in the top 1% of my 9th grade exam (as an 8th grader, then when I was in my real grade everyone pretended I was stupid) and my grandpa gave them $1000 a year since the 1950s, suck my dick Missouri kid, I don't care about your spray-tan hoes. This is just how 5% of that school is. I was also leading an off-campus treat, the only sophomore and one of 3 total males. Stupid Visigoths with stubble and chubby legs from Columbus. It's just your shithead opinions, so I established a text later in life. British rich girls... party with the guys with speakers, as friends. Just wait til Paul gets rolling. I'll put on a A$AP Ferg trap bootleg remix and throw a QP of dank on the table, with tiny bags of LSD and hash. I'm Prince Charming, redux. Y'all are fucking nerds, at this point. You're like Evil Grandpas, at age 19-23. Hash and LSD should be legal. We're not doing that rock star life every day. We're in Hollywood Hills, 3 bedroom house that nobody notices, then we're going to caravan to Vegas (without drugs) after a night or two of partying. 3-4 hour drive. We're just getting acquainted. This blog is about the American Dream. We're not smoking the whole quap. I just let them smoke bowls and shit. Roll a few. Put it back in the fridge for when I get home. Month's supply. I don't even care about electro. We can put on some John Legend, or some post-rock albums. But we can do electro too. I'm going to buy the Ministry Of Sound's Chilled House Ibiza 2014 album. The minimix was uploaded on my birthday, and they follow me on Google+. No, they don't do that for every British man. I'm swagg'd out there too, faggot. I'm a wide boy. I work normal jobs now, but plan to live by my wits. I'm a vintage hustler in the space age. Everyone loves the con artist, huckster, cardsharp... if he's funny and nice. There was a troll on my message board named Dakero. He would always tell violent stories. This is a Dakero Biography, in a sense.

    Now that I know about playlist statistics, I'm going to try to help other people. I'm listening to a 3 hour one now. It only has 107 views, on 4 videos. Which essentially means someone listened to the whole thing like 4 times, or parts of it like 25 times. I'll let this roll while I do other stuff. I want to help his/her statistics. This is a period in my life, actually. I'm organizing and planning. I used to listen to iTunes religiously, even more than people who do a good job. I wasn't better than others. I was simply religious. I'm try to formulate a plan. I can take these last few years and help other people. I have a vague idea, but it takes some thinking. People think they can out rap me, by listening to rap. I understand patterns. I've internalized sound as a construct within my mind. I don't care if people stand behind you like "woo!" if they're certain people. You're not related to the guy at the 17th century piano. I'm actually going to make a list, of my favorites on iTunes/Youtube, and buy all the albums. I barely have hard copies now. Age 30, business job, $5000 in spending money a year? I'm going to find the store, the same way I find video game stores now. I'll slay your ass at 10 genres, simultaneously. I actually know which ones already, it's just a matter of necessity. Age 30+ is when I'll become truly active. This is like my NCAA shit, bro. Amateur. I didn't really listen to music as a kid. I was censored, mainly just radio hits and some classic rock. But we always had jazz and classical stations on, in the car. So I have a base. My "only" current CD is Kool G Rap ~ 4,5,6... because Flam gave it to me, when we traded Gamecube games, as a surprise. My old CDs are missing or broken. I'll buy those first. I might start collecting 1990s NYC hip hop now, as a warmup. Buy 10 of them, then 2 ebay orders. Like $150-200, over 6 months. But that's COOL, man. You got 25 of those and people say "damn nigga" like you are a nigga. I don't say nigga. You don't even understand the actual use of that word. I'm not allowed to say it, but they might say it to me like 9 times in my life. But I'll buy the white boy anthems too... Miami Horror, Cut Copy, MGMT... stuff like God Is An Astronaut, Jesu, The American Dollar... I could list 100 more, if I thought about it. My last.fm actually documented most of that. You can look at the old pages and use Spotify any time. Then you move into vinyls, when you can. I should technically have 7 children, based on who I am. But I'm not going to ask for that, or even wish for it. I don't have a womb. It's not about entertainment things, like music and video games. I'm sort of going to have Antiques Roadshow shit, idiot. This is just my playboy crap, for a blog audience. I'm smart like people on Antiques Roadshow. They're not rich either. Don't ever read this fucking site again, if you dislike me. Being Troll, Offensive NPR at you is very important to the citizens of America. You deserve criticism, leading to shame and isolation. I'm documenting your misconceptions, and subsequent stigma, as a storyteller and comedian. Everyone has stuff in their house. I just bought 60 black pens for $5. This is the price for most things that fill out a home. I'll have some of those pens in 15 years. But what can I do with a pen? Compared to you?

    Hey Emma. I'm going to do this with someone. Thought I'd extend the offer. Screwdrivers (mixed drink) and 1960s Billboard Charts on the porch, in the Colorado resort, with my 3 year old first child. Have you heard "Jerry Butler – Hey, Western Union Man"? "Bobby Sherman – Little Woman"?

    Hey, little woman
    Please make up your mind
    You've got to
    Come into my world
    And leave your world behind
    Come on now
    Na, na-na-naaaa
    Na-na-naaaa
    Na, na-na-naaaa
    You got to
    Come down from that cloud, girl
    And leave your world behind

    When your with me
    I feel sunshine
    Even when I'm standing in the rain
    Something happens that I can't explain
    When I hear your name
    But you can't help it that
    You're always chasing rainbows in your mind
    There's so much I wanna say to you
    And there's so little time
    [..]
    What do you see
    When your walking down a busy street
    And I'm not there
    Is my picture hanging in your mind
    Walking with you there
    That's how it is in my world girl
    You're with me all the time
    Why don't you
    Come into my world
    And leave your world behind


    -----------------------------

    I know you're scared of singing. Just try your best. What's the worst that could happen? I'll show you the best.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7SI7N22k_A

    I do prefer the Henry Mancini version, though.

    Go ahead, Perrysburg. Listen to my last.fm on Spotify, when I'm doing oldies. Shouldn't be too hard to find, if you figure out the site. Tell me I couldn't have been mayor... if you fucking dunces didn't force me to cuss every day. You'd be worse if I didn't say anything, and did the same music/writing. I had to make myself clear. Fine, no mayor allowed. I'm a top-tier 1960s DJ... only because I downloaded the top 100 songs from every year... enough of this, going back into my modern stuff. No seriously. What if I played music at 20 parties, and Those Guys reacted? They would get smug, in that immature way. They should all take their cyanide. I've debunked them. However, typing things does not necessarily change the situation. This was still the situation. People get "assassinated". I guess it's really an unofficial death penalty, by some asshole thugs... but they're considered "important" to certain people, so it's "assassination". Not you guys. Not Perrysburg. I mean in other cities... you can pretend to be important in certain scenes. Got a 6 bedroom house? Know how to use a gram scale? MAFIA, EVERYONE BELIEVES YOU!!!!! YOU'RE TAN AND MEAN!!!! YOU DRIVE 85 MPH!!!! THIS WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM THE MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!!!! He's not mafia. But if 100 people believe him, it's a liability. They're just me, about drugs, who are ugly and make threats like school shooters. Just now, I stripped down naked for my shower, then decided to shave. I was butt-naked in the mirror, thinking about what Italian girls would say if they read the blog (am I believe sincere? accurate?), and thinking about the ones I knew from Chicago and NYC. Then I realized, despite being Irish, I was a guy named "Paul" who was good at writing, music, art, and business. He can't do shit. I've held down a blue collar job for 6 months, never missing work, with the #2 in a 125 person company literally talking/driving with me every day. I'm actually really chaste, too. Age 16-20? Eh not really, but it was harmless. I haven't done anything since because of Catholic values. I actually have like 10 Italian cousins, this is so awkward for the sociopaths... but I'm more into English girls. I don't want to get murdered by some Darwinist retard. I'm moving to London and LA. They organize the same way local white rappers do. They have 0 credentials and stupid bitches believe them.

    New rule: You know about School Shooter Popular Guy, as a kraut or a dago or an A-rab... you are all liable and you all die with him, as part of my imperial honor code. I hold this code to myself and if you try to eliminate me, I hold it to you. So basically, teach them to "STFU". We can't have Karate Kid Part IV: Kobra Kai Commits Murder. I'll eat your bones and give the meat to my dogs. This exact faction dates back to the Roman Empire. Literally. Through France. Be nice. I'm supposed to be nice, for obvious reasons, until you connive. I have a very, very bad complex. Guys like Lucifer are always sweet, charming, exceptionally talented... then they get morally upset and turn into Existential Arbiters, with evil views about morals. I act exactly like that. So I dedicated my flesh to The Father, as an imperial oath. I will die for the Order. That makes me Yung Archangel. No, I'm not divine, that would be a schizophrenic delusion. I'm just Machiavelli being metaphorical. I'm not allowed to do anything. I believe in American Law & Order, other than 3 specific drugs and tax brackets. So don't put yourselves in situations where my superiors feel compelled to accost you. I'm not better than people. I'm not more important. Walk down a Manhattan road and there's thousands of equally important people, swarming around you. Those Fools pretended they were superiors, though. I'm the bard. I represent thoughts of the people.
  • Rapper smokes blunt on Facebook/Instagram = scroll down

    25. Mai. 2015, 6:33

    Paul Welsh does = call police 50 times, from 1000 miles away

    This is actually a strength in my career. If you're going to treat me like that, I'm going to find ways to troll you to my advantage... while keeping my marijuana secret. Man I was smoking a bunch of pre-vaped shake, last week. I was getting super high, but I'm getting some actual nugs next time. Don't be a dunce. People drive after drinking alcohol thousands of times a day, in the same exact cities. It's even shown on TV. Might be under the legal limit, but softball commercial, toss the whole team a beer. I guess they all rode bikes. Don't fucking taddle on me. Even if I'm different, you can't do that to other people.'

    I'm only going to smoke on weekends so I don't have to drive the work van, 8 hours later. You're not allowed to tell me to change how I feel. if I feel this way, you have to leave me alone, unless I won't leave other people/things alone. See, you would just call the cops without this logic. I'm telling you the logic. You can't teach me that I'm wrong about basic cultural debates. I'm the only person on the planet who can troll myself. I troll myself in hilarious, immature ways. I'm my biggest critic. Time to play Final Fantasy VII. I'm basically playing a rated-T game with an implied pimp/sex trafficker. Apparently that was a normal topic in Japan, 20 years ago. I was kinda shocked, but it was barely implied. He's a millionaire in the slums. But it's not really the point of the game. You have to think about what can change in 20 years... but also 20 minutes, hours, days, months. The world has moved past this debate. And they already gave 0 shits, like 50 years ago.

    Hey Betsy... someone from Ohio has had sex in a porta potty. 99.99% chance this happened. You're a princess.

    Sweetie!!! I got passed the checkpoint in Mass Effect!!!! Thank me later!!!

    I'm boozin'. Cavs might lose, but we've only made the finals as Cleveland... 3 times in my lifetime. Besides, I'm going to own the Warriors someday, so I get a title either way. I remember seeing Klay Thompson at the vending machines, like 10 years ago. We were both like >:I because we were the future famouses. It's hard being around RETARD CALIFORNIA SLUTS, Betsy.

    "Uh excuse me, we went to school there too, and you were the poor one"

    That's why it's funny. Your perception of "poor" is the most hilarious version of the word in global history. Oh no, 10 GB iPod instead of 60 GB.

    http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2015/05/23/6kkd8z_4_days_before_klay_thompson_was_drafted,_by_accident...

    I just need 1% stakes and they'll listen to everything I say. I actually act more like California than half of that school. Neon XL polo that almost reaches my elbows, tucked into faded jeans. Drive around a metro cleaning carpets with expensive products, better than the chain companies everyone knows. Have like $3500 in savings that I never use. Going to get a business job later. You're too modish, and also hyper-literal about your fiscal image. I just play vidya and grind on entertainment shit. You could insult everything I do/say, for 10 years. But if I did a fake lip snarl, with teeth, like a funny skater kid... at one stupid action/comment you did/said... you'd freak out like we were Arch Enemies. I actually have twice your IQ in things that can make the country billions of dollars. My dad did coke and crashed a car, or something. His mom had cancer and he went haywire. He's probably smarter than your dad, he was just set back 10 years at resume/money. My grandpa is a doctor/genius. I'm actually the true embodiment of such higher culture, you just had the USA currency and the housing market. I actually understand the housing bubble, man. You didn't do shit. My Charlotte boss lived in Irvine. His $150,000 home is now worth a million, his wife looked it up. But he gives 0 shits about that. We also had 7 children instead of 2, which has existential pros and fiscal cons. Get over it. You're literally stupid faggots. I know how you act when you're grumpy/jilted, in other parts of the country. Which is a reflection of you, actually. Don't get too fresh about the housing bubble. I actually know what I'm going to do. But I would never tell you a Business Tactic. Hint: The Kansas City mob invented Las Vegas. Now you're all goobers about casinos/hotels. Figure it out.

    "Lakers won 3 times in a row. And we didn't even care."

    Wow, sports. You don't get what I say about Cleveland, man. I treat it like a college campus. Those are my homies and shit, but we're humans too. The suburbs are nice. You can get all the food and watch all the movies. Who cares about being a family there. I'm a peripatetic, man. I don't really enjoy places. I enjoy people. You don't have actual homies, dude. We meet for 10 minutes and start peeling around the city, stoned as fuck, like we're best friends. I'm really really troll about people from Bay Village or Westlake. We're best ass friends, immediately. I'm from Avon Lake, and Bay when I was younger. You don't get what kind of pussy I can eat out. It's taboo. I'm a turbo-virgin for a reason. Those 09/10 girls remember me everywhere, stupid. I also remember all the nice guys from SMCHS, and don't regret anything. 80% of the school is nice. Why are you taking credit for the Lakers, by the way? What's that Eminem lyric? "You ain't seen a block south of 10" or something. And you guys are more like, 100 freeway exists, not 2 blocks. I'm from 216, legit. South Euclid. I'm closer to Cleveland than Kid Cudi, as a baby. I'm the wealthy version, but also the cool version. We actually wandered into Cleveland after a high school football game. I was like "uhhh your aunt's house is that way, it's by Taco Bell" and nobody agreed. I turned out being correct, 30 minutes later. But all of Ohio is not as civil as me. My 3rd high school had a game in Toledo. Someone started a rumor that they were going to slit our tendons under the bleachers, so barely anyone went. I was like >_> because of the ridiculousness of such a rumor, and went. A black person would never go under the bleachers for any reason. What if a hot girl saw him?

    I can actually trick England really badly. Find the recent post with quotes. All I have to do is dress up like a chav, in an American accent, and say "this salad is BIGGIE ACE" in front of rich English women at a coffee shop. Hidden camera show. It's funny because I'm a hot Irish guy. English culture is priggish and shy. So the funny girls spaz and confront people. That's the point of Betsy, actually. She doesn't know who she was acting like, age 15.

    Betsy I've never eaten pussy, don't be silly. I already called you a princess. I need you to connect the dots. It's not wrong to do that. It's just wrong to talk to you. I see the promise ring. Remember Emily from Celtic Lit? OH she put her hand on the back of her neck for 30 seconds so I saw. Then she gave me a stare down on the last day, so I said "have a nice summer" and left. It was wrong to do that. I did something wrong within 24 months of meeting her. She was very nice, though. It's not wrong for everyone. But we* do not, not, not play games with how people perceive us.

    *Guess who "we" is, you faggot schmuck. Never talk again. I never cuss at Emily, Betsy, and Emma. I only cuss at you, fuck-tard. You're not pussy to me. You're a fucking cunt. I'll fuck you up with 21 guns then headshot on the 22nd, when I could have done it with one bullet. I want blood gushing everywhere. I'll shoot the right fingers off, then catch you on the ears. I know where the best arteries are. I'm trying to set up things for the Welsh Royal Army, Norwegian Royals. I don't have time for you. You seem to have time for me. Close your eyes. Imagine this text, as best you can, translated into Swedish. That's what I actually do, to the world. I spaz. I'm not even important yet, or maybe I never will be. Never fuck with the handsome grunts. You'll get in trouble. I actually have nice back muscles and a huge dick. I barely have money, but this is an operation. I have to prove my worth. Why'd I say "21 guns". one-guns. Rhymes, dumbass. Eleven doesn't work. Yes, I am Irish. Mostly. But why dwell on the past? We need the hot-shot thug to take over. We need to make allies. I don't bicker. I snicker then I schlick her. You think we should all live in the past? I guess I should eat brains like a war-lord gorilla does, during tribal warfare. They do that. Chase em down and rip their head apart. I don't like gorillas very much. It's true. I saw it on TV. I'm one-forty-five with registered fists, man. Never try to punk Slim. I can punch down on your skull until you lose consciousness. The trick is getting you into position. I don't like fights. Do you?
  • I don't care if you've been emotional on the other side of the screen, since 2012.

    25. Mai. 2015, 3:49

    I don't care about threats, gossip, anything. I know how you stupid pieces of shit are, about how I look. How would you like it, if some assholes did that about your job? I happen to enjoy it, stoically. I'm an American Military Ace. We have top-tier security at various levels of urgency. We'll fly over you with 4 choppers, as a joke. But we're not allowed to hurt you. In Celtic Tradition, the satirist was hired by the royals for this exact task. Newsflash: American government can actually read logic and such. It doesn't matter if you were OLB on Stubenville, then went to UC and saw some "ginger pussy". I've already killed people. We'd love to get to double digits, based on how you think. It's not about me. The American government would do this for anyone that you did this to. I happened to manipulate the situation as a sadist. You're actually being the nerds. It doesn't matter who sleeps with you, or how you feel about your life. You're being depraved dorks, to 75% of the planet. I'm just on a keyboard in a house. Doesn't matter if this only gets 50 views per day. Seriously, how would you all react, if I was 3 houses over on campus? You'd have a certain mentality, wouldn't you? Fucking slit your throat to make bacon. You're pigs.

    You're like the KKK at other whites, as little girls. When they have the "better" genetics, even. Or have global-tier art in multiple forms. Good luck, buddy. It only takes 18 hours to prepare. We've had years. I know what you've thought about other people, everywhere you've lived and gone. Compared to me, you're worthless. You could all die from pressing an EASY Staples button and nobody would notice. Man this faction kills NYC/LA wops and shit. We're not going to mow down gorillas in the jungle, for their mannerisms. Just get the spray-tan slut and leave the rest of the world out of your feeble mind. You should have gone to a different college, if you hated me. You're such a cunt. I'm in charge of you in Europe, too. I'm just Revolver Ocelot in Metal Gear Solid 3, the cold war prequel. You'll understand in 40 years. But I'm the good guys. This text has nothing to do with actual violent threats/issues, on my part. You're too stupid to read. You think it's just some idiot, but it's written at a certain level of comprehension. It's your fault, 100%. If it was 80% your fault, yeah, maybe I'd be in trouble. But it's literally what you think about everyone. It's how your culture always responds to mine. However, I happen to be a Very Important Person to 20+ world governments. And have artistic talent, at a young age. I'm not saying "leave me alone". As I type this, we're wiring car bombs. We know about the Stubenville rape party. We will find the 35 year old version of your faggot shit, and keep this car bomb handy. I don't see that news article and say "younger cool guys". I say "retard strange people". We're actually bigoted against you too. I'm just Wall Street with certain clothes, man. Stop being such a cunt. I am being 2015. You are being XQ918. It is not a year. To write well, you must think well. To write better, you must think poorly for awhile too, then correct yourself before writing.

    I'm actually an A/B/C essay writer. I'm not just A's. This isn't an essay. It's social media. You're missing the point, too. You see "New Israel" and say "faggot illuminati poser is trying to trick everyone, and it won't work". The respond from Jewish women is actually "good luck... *burns cig on table* we could use those boys around here". Do you understand the difference? You take it more seriously than people who like me, but also take it less literally. Let's talk about Asians. You think they're all short and nerdy. Well... there's the muscular ones here too, really cool guys, act exactly how I do as Irish... but a type of Thug Chinese would never leave China. He's Ocelot too. This is why we do the real-estate colony plan. They're not just one ethnic group, either. There's a type of frontier Chinese that would learn English and troll you x1000. I'm only here because of potatoes. You shouldn't even know about this. You think it's some Cleveland vs. Cincinnati typecasting shit. It's actually troll royals vs depraved commoners. I've been bred with love since Rome. All I have to do is be mean on Facebook, and you all act a certain way. This could actually lead to jail, on your part. This isn't a smart way to be, on your part. You typecast me a certain way, and it's not 100% true. Why are you freaking out if I'm mean, when you were mean for 5, 10, 20 years prior? You think you're better than I am. Well. Prove it. I don't really play the Nazi card, actually. That's a satirical topic. Nazis were trying to be us, in a sense. We did that like 1500 years ago. Nazis did very, very, very bad things though. It was an extension of an issue. You think it's England Vs. Germany, Calla Doody. Yes. At that level. But there were barons sending them messages "I know what you're acting upon, please do not act that way" and half the German leaders agreed. They actually talked for reasons that go beyond that time period. You don't know what's going on. It's like your cat trying to figure out where the singing comes from in the iPod. You don't know anything that I know. English people were almost as bad....with much less drama. The French and Irish didn't necessarily bully them.

    (Emma this isn't exactly true to me, as the writer. It's just what I want them to read for 7 minutes, as a prank. I get to be in charge of what they know.)

    OK here's what we'll do. We'll write cheesy movies, but not star in them. Welsh-Watson Productions
    ---------
    "Oh I don't like moving around my old things, especially from my school years. It reminds me of... expecting something, then nothing happening."

    [takes off her winter glove]

    "I just wanted a nice woman"

    [massages her hand]
    --------
    It's really easy. Just pretend you have to make something up. We can totally write 15 movies.

    It'll be like a rapier French guy in modern times. In one of the action scenes, he goes Pulp Fiction, only more smug and direct.

    "If the spirit bids you..." [headshot]

    They all suck dick and shit, in Ohio theaters, Emma. We have to troll them about their perception of Hollywood skills. Romance + Violence = Shakespeare. Doesn't matter if it's a ginger. They're fucking losers, Emma. They think they're famous prototypes. I understand what they do, and what they understand while doing it. I'm taking a month off from watching films, btw. I like to horse-blind myself, then get put in the turn-stiles. For a few different things. There's helicopters going over my head all day, because of the Charlotte Motor Speedway's big race. So the drivers avoid traffic. I'm not into that sport, but why not me? I get a helicopter sometimes too.

    There's something about Polygamy In Coto that not everyone realizes. They're always famous to Orange County.... for like 20 years.... they can say whatever they want online....

    Yeah the issue with Betsy is that if she treated me like her last boyfriend, when that was going on, I'd be married to her. She's not allowed to reverse that treatment. You might be better for me, because of cultural things like movies/novels, but I just set my mind to something and get upset. He's the epitome of my critics, but too dumb to articulate anything constructive. He probably says misogynist things like "she'll be old like her mom someday" because of how her mom seems. Yeah no shit? Just bang like 500 times in your 30s, then be friends. Wow, not rocket science. I'm the Love Doctor. I wish I had an English accent, blue eyes, and blonde hair. Then I'd pretend I was nice to him and say "that's the best you can do at that age, mate". But since I'm myself, I'll say "date one of my retard slut ex's and get it over with." Whatever. I was walking across campus once and it was hot. I had drugs in my backpack. Took off my sweatshirt in front of TUC. Some freshman girls were sitting there, I noticed them after. They were probably English, not Irish like me. 5'2'' Taylor Swift was like :O and the other one was brunette, like "nyaaaaaaaah ;(". Being the male version of red-head girls is easy. Just show bro-cleavage. They were cute... but... 90% of women wouldn't do that. They were being gremlins.

    I'm not really sure how playlist view counts work on Youtube. I want to have some crazy fantasy of 1400 views meaning hella parties/bong-packs. But it could be per playlist, you get a view for each of the X number songs. Whatever. This is Tony Hawk Underground, IRL. I have no musical training. This site is more important, since it's my actual work. Who knows, though. They could play one of them on XM radio, or torrent-bros could make mp3s of the best ones. That's just the raw input. Who knows. You shouldn't expect people to want to hear your music taste. That's being a goober. I just want to organize, so I can fuck shit up later.

    PHS Track probably knew I was originally 07, before I told everyone on the blog. Uhhh August b-day + 3 years of homeschooling + missing school in SoCal temporary housing, needed to stay in honors tracks. SoCal is like a different country. It could literally be Belgium and it would be fine. I always played baseball with 08, as a kid. They probably looked up my records on some Windows 98 / Excel site, and had a moment of bro drama. Not Betsy's ex. No comment. I suck at track, too. Flat feet. I was trying to avoid drugs and meet people. Did it for a year in California, gym credit. Oh no, OHSAA form from 2003 St. Ed's XC. Too bad. I'm the most normal, literal person about such things. It actually makes sense to my brain. I wasn't in K-12 mode in the farm-burbs. Perrysburg is like Coke Head Indiana. I didn't want to play NCAA Baseball. Someone would keep track of my grades. Then 3 of them would be little girls about me, since I was dating a hot woman, while they were in Instigate At Parties Mode. Maybe at a place like Pepperdine. Not a place like Dayton. I actually was good enough. Ask an Avon Lake/RSM scout, if I had beefed up or played extra months. My buddy from 11/12 broke all the A-10 hitting records as a freshman, then transferred. He's in the Cleveland Indians farm system now. I have personal reasons. I wasn't evil online, but kinda looked at weird sites. Not even porn. Never deprive someone like me of internet, then let him have his own computer at age 16. It was shocking. I might as well have been an 80s bro. I'm very inquisitive and forthright. I learned too much about people immediately, and decided to avoid institutions. Never try to troll me. I'm like secret service of trolls. I saw the weirdest videos and facts. It wasn't conspiracies. I forget them already. It's stuff I knew about from reading books, then I looked them up off hand.

    Betsy I have a No More Runny Nose In Chicago present for you. But you have to pay for it, then I'll give you $15 someday. "Illumination" by Miami Horror. Buy the CD. I'm teaching you to be the cool girls. You can be house nymphs. It's not house, but this is the origins of my new taste. Actually, listen online. I don't collect CDs but I'll have some good ones someday. Strictly For The Heads, Allah Arm Leg Leg Arm Head True Man. Be sure you find the actual order of the tracks. I used to listen that in Perrysburg when my "career" was starting. It's my favorite. Probably an 8/10 album for most people, but it's perfect for you. Just wait until I found my own EMI. We'll put those posh English girls on smelling-salts, about the crazy guy. You're cool. You wouldn't faint. We're cool. You're a girl-thug. [puts 8 fingers together, 2 pointer fingers against lips, LA impression, deep in thought] I'm going with Emma. I have to because she's Crazy You. Penises are gross, be Ms. L-----.

    Yeah people got married to Macklemore's song, went viral... but is he more important that the guy who wrote Here Comes The Bride? That's my stance on fame. I don't care about now.

    Many pastors of the Lutheran Church–Missouri Synod oppose the "Bridal Chorus" because of both pre-First World War Lutheran opposition to the theater and the pagan elements of Wagner's operas.[2] The Roman Catholic Church generally does not use the "Bridal Chorus;" one diocese's guidelines regarding the chorus states that the chorus is a secular piece of music, that it is not a processional to the altar in the opera, and especially that its frequent use in film and television associate it with sentimentality rather than worship.[3]

    But still.

    "Ha! You only get 1/20th of the views on Youtube!"

    Not necessarily true. I tried looking around, but couldn't find a definitive answer. Which means not many people do what I do. And it goes both ways. If I'm famous, they'll all have 2,000,000 views, instead of 100,000. That means I look more popular and get more scenester money.

    "You had drugs in your backpack at OUR school!"

    I wasn't selling them. I'm teaching you to Ban Ohioans. I'm not allowed to get in trouble for anything until they're all in jail.

    I'm just finding vinyls, man. If one of those tapes ran with some older dudes, I'm doing fine. 1 person is the most powerful thing in the universe. You're not supposed to expect people to appreciate every action you do. You're supposed to do something else, that I can't place with words.

    Playlist starts: 6,462
    Views: 29,991
    Estimated minutes watched: 105,299

    Not bad for someone with 0 musical training. And people could be bootlegging the best ones. Making a 100 minute mp3 for the club. Making burnt CDs in the hood. You don't know how this works. I don't promote anything I do. Just wait. Rick Rubin couldn't play guitar chords and his punk band got pissed at him. He started Def Jam with a Brown Paper Bag at NYU. At least I'm not an asshole. People always listen to music. These are 30 year old genres, and I'm essentially on year 3, or year 10. But I'm learning to combine them. So? What if I date Emma Watson? Then I can help other people. I can spam those hot underground channels. I can use other sites. This is organization. Good, I hope someone cool does my methods, and gets 1,000,000 views. It's a good tactic. You're not supposed to expect immediate gratification. I'm setting it up for spam. Besides, those are the same as my iTunes, to me. I listen to them for hours a day, so it's not counting my views. I don't expect millions for iTunes. None of you know who Eddie X is. I barely do either, but that's the point of scene DJs. Sometimes some dude is on point in 1989 and people say "remember him? he was nice" and he works in an office as a 60 year old now. NOW CDs aren't the only ones like that. There's cool versions of that for certain scenes. I'm learning how @_@ Maybe when I'm 50 years old I can start a label x_x

    You have to call my bluffs about stuff like killing and government. But that last sentence could also be a bluff. I also said this security applies to everyone sane in America. That's the point of the US Navy commercials recently. We don't care about South Pacific islands. We're just being prudent to Troll Ohio.

    Don't freak out and gossip if Betsy has a boyfriend that I can't see in profile pictures. I won't add her because I'd freak out about everything. That's not really a bad thing, to everyone except me. Everyone else is more important than I am. I'm worse than her about secret flings. I just never do anything, at the same time. Don't be sadists. I don't actually matter. She should just have kids at age 32+ so I don't go Full Turbo. I need time. I have creepster drama. I don't want girls from X and Y to think I'm interested in them. I'm actually a mean slut, guy version. I can't stand most of them. I should just date a Jenner sister and get it over with. But it's not really about random stuff. There's an older Betsy on my Facebook, from Dayton. Uhhhh she has a boyfriend and I don't care. We actually talked 4 times on campus, but I didn't get that feeling. So don't think I'm hooking around with everyone.

    "She hates you! The 06 Betsy"

    No I was walking across campus on St. Patrick's Day, going to work. She ran off the porch and said "paul!", like 20 yards away, and we talked for 5 minutes. I'm friends with her friends though. I'M NOT A FUCKING CHILD. Stop treating me like a 13 year old from town. That was like 6 years ago, man. I know what people think. "My husband was 35 years old when he was a kid in our town, and he's not smarter about making up ideas for Cleveland". Objectively wrong. He's never freaked out about reading-based work ethic or been educated by experts. Anyway, liking all the tan British brunettes would make Emma throw up like the Chicken+fries pregnancy Chicken Fries Burger King commercials. I'm only allowed to like one at a time. I actually don't care about women from Cleveland or California. I liked a few at the time, but didn't internalize anything. I'm the nice guy. They're not part of my life anymore. Dating Emma Watson is actually sadist-tier material for a few of my critics. Aww your thespian waifu, too bad, I have a nice dick that never gets touched. Prude girls get big dicks too, fucker. We just don't share.

    I'm not putting up with your culture. Me going pro-tier at music, DJ, writing movies... is like... Eminem to St. Ed's. The nice guys. I know exactly how I seemed. I don't want to say "underdog"... but it's unexpected Tim & Eric ass shit. I don't care if honkys hate me for who I am.
  • Emma I need some help with British slang.

    24. Mai. 2015, 6:33

    Cor blimey... that was SMASHING

    This salad is biggie ace

    Fiddle sticks, I wanked on the settee.

    Uni is tickity-boo. Had a stonking party.

    Some cheeky cunt made library shambolic! I'm on my sixes and sevens!
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    The NBA stole #HeforShe and made #LeanIn. This is why you need me. I can bridge the gap and get yours rolling next time. xoxo you're an angel, good luck filming. I'll support anything except snuff films and sex tapes. But you should consider mine... in a decade or two. You're going places. I don't think you've peaked yet.

    I'll teach you how to be American. We just need a teather-ball pole outside of a cabin in the woods. That'll keep them busy while we talk a hammock nap. I'd move to London though. You're dicking around on the coasts, Emma. You have to see the whole place. Everyone loves hammock naps with Younger Irish Dads. Conform.

    Lift up your hair and feel the silky hairs on the hairline, the back of your neck. That's your personality. Some people are pubes. Some are toothbrushes.

    Life is one big party when you're still young
    But who's gonna have your back when it's all done
    It's all good when you're little, you have pure fun
    Can't be a fool, son, what about the long run

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j_HYMUakpk

    You're going to have to censor me. I get worse every day. I don't know any cultural connotations of this ethnic group. It's probably offensive. But I was thinking about white rappers why so many exist now. Well. They can read ages on wikipedia. It's the guys my age, and they know how old all the industry rappers are/were. They're very assertive about themselves without being literally. Instead of saying "I'll teach them a lesson", I accidentally thought "Thizzelle teaches the Bantu". Then before reacting emotionally or ethically, I imagined a children's book about the deceased Bay Area rapper. Then I realized it was wrong and now it's time to take my medicine. It actually makes sense, though. I'm the lanky funny one, who represents a scene. They must not be violent little fuckers about my poems. I actually don't care about rap, which could be a kink in my armor. I just wanted to Type Everything At Once In My Bedroom, then I organized some of the typing into literary projects. If they try to accost me, I will kill them with St. Joe's class of 08/09, as Braveheart. My grade of 07 was a little less that way. I'm going to befriend all those guys when I'm older. Kinda did already.

    *awkward stare down*

    Chink in the armor, sorry. English major + English major = books for babbys?

    Oh they just want to be the known ones. Sports are over and they listen to the genre. They make one rhyme and go schizoid. They try to organize. Then they say "I'm [college basketball player] of rap, around here" and 3-10 people believe them. They develop gimmicks and shit, antisocial or histrionic. You'd understand if you were from Ohio. You're supposed to be nice to them, support them... but stop fucc'n dissing Thizzelle. I'm not even a rapper. I'm lyrically trained to write like AZ and Cormega. I don't want to do shows and buy stuff. I want to spend time with someone like you, and write other things. But there's avenues I can take with the talent. You're not supposed to diss Cormega when he's being humble and standoffish. It's a faux pas. Those are 1990s golden age NYC rappers. It's actually a literary scene, as well as a musical one. If I showed up at the spot like 8 Mile and wanted to battle you, say whatever you want. But if people like my novel/screenplay, take other factors into account other than your failed-bigot opinion. There's actually types of Ohioan, from other areas than I'm from, who think I'm being a lesser citizen or stupider or even a "wigger" (ahem. this blog is very satirical and I don't condone any cussing after what people have said to me). Actually I'm really smart, formal, fancy, charming. Some of this blog is very formal, but not often. Some of my mixtapes are designed for artistic value, other ones just make noise with modern genres. I'm not stupid. St. Francis (Toledo) would never know I was being global youth culture. They're psycho retards. They're like if chavs posed as Oxford, and I'm not dissing chavs because chavs do it on purpose. They wear clothes a certain way, is what I mean. I'm from Cleveland aka Tiny NYC and California. My mom is a northern belle who's into fashion. My grandparents on my dad's side were #1 and #2 in their class, one being a doctor with a house that has a historical plaque on the front. I'm like... not supposed to be shirtless around certain types of women, older and younger... unless it's the actual beach. I'm not allowed to wear sweats because my junk's huge with really skinny legs. I'm not some bro who solicits himself, either. Except women like you, who spark my well-intended interest. Here's flowers. Take these blog flowers. Goodnight.