dude don't. My parents are from Lancaster. I'm 1960s Indiana/Kentucky. That's the point of everything. We're always like this. You're being boring curmudgeons. I only lived there for 2 years. I have a tiny, tiny bit of Aristocrat Mediterranean... none of us will put up with Native American holy land being turned into Alabama Frat Posers. I'm not nativo, or Hispanic/Italian. But just that tiny, tiny bit has the capacity to freak out at you, if you get vicious. I'm better than Machiavelli, at certain parts of writing. It's internet time. This is 500-800 CE genetics. The white part of me isn't too keen either, on 2015 Perrysburg. I might be "black Irish", actually. I might be French. Just don't. I'm not special. I suck at stuff, other than what I show you. I'm not exactly that way, but that 1/50th of my brain revolts against your subculture's opinions. The other stuff is bad, too. I'm very Celtic, but then like 25% Germanic. Worst drama ever, if I'm writing and you plan anything.
This is for Evil People In Local News Stories. Not most of society. I'll bash you in like a cunt. I don't really agree with confronting/harassing anyone. I always think people on TV are funny, if they're successful. I wasn't raised or trained to be/think this way. It's like Work Friendly Conspiracy Theories That Are True, about my genetics. I found out stuff on my own. And I remember which women I thought were hot. Never do that. It's bad karma. I was being normal about things nobody taught me. I don't care about ethnic in the negative. I like to see Spanish Armada movie actors. I'm not really like them at all, but there's overlap. Then I also knew who was rude to me. Bad idea. I could just be lying about ethnic to goad a troll response. I am really just Irish. But what does that mean?
I'm trolling people about mafia. 90s Kids must not. 00s Kids are taboo and stupid. Never fuck with me about Cleveland or drugs. I treat that like playing drums. My southern genetics don't really matter. The Norwegian/Swedish/Danish, which is like 5%, will murder you. Most of them are nice. Never fuck with borderline nice people. Just never fuck with anyone, actually. The Irish is worst of all. I'm like a Latino person to certain crowds. These crowds are sparse, and sometimes secretive. They're angry about Amy (08 SMCHS). I'm really just Barely Like The Grease Guy. You're insulting Taylor Swift's Bloodline. She's Italian and Polish. I'm normal. It's because of 1000 CE France/England. This already happened to everyone. Just never pay attention to ethnic. That's the message. Hopefully some of them are getting Trolled In California By Globally Normal People. I love that they move there, the way I did. My mom was a 1980s RA on an all-black Ohio State floor. And I'm much more like that than she is. All the 1980s girls, younger than my mom, are like Sitcoms. Never be mean about sex between white people. We're smaller than Africa and Asia. You're in a bubble.. I just went public as a prank. This is 19th century drama. We have to end it. It's not about my potential fame. I say that as a prank, to trick your girlfriends. Gullible negative nancys get pranked. Other people just think it's normal, and want to try. You still did that to someone, famous or not. You do this to everyone new. You're still Ohio forever. It's actually easy to do certain things. I'm making you think it's special. Or I could be lying. If everyone acts certain ways, it's easy to be cool. But the problem is when the pot-bellied douchebag has mental illnesses, or townie morals.If you're all going to learn country music and brands of beer, I might go rogue. It's what I think is cool. It's a global norm, too. I'm being Toledo Mud Hens of Detroit hip hop / electro. Never fuck with Cleveland, either. Tired of you hick nerds. I know my exact reputation at 5 different places. It wasn't martyrdom or agony. I just know because of internet. It's easy to reverse-engineer each place, and find the best from each person.
Summer is the most cliche thing to refer to California as. But it was High School Musical era Perrysburg. They actually care about One Direction. I'm from 1994-1997 Bay Village. I was actually the jock-who-allegedly-failed-at-Shoremen/Eagles, in 2003-2005. I didn't even care about music. I just minded my own business. I never tried out to many teams. Then SoCal was really, really nice... other than 5 specific people. I cannot troll you enough about 30 specific people in 5 places. The only place with no drama was 1989-1994 South Euclid and 2009-10 University Of Dayton. Then I went bipolar and noticed Cincinnati. I actually think you're retards and will kill you over First Reich / Castlevania ass shit. I know who's mental. I'm not even violent. I'm praying mantis for these hicks and preps. Everyone else is 100% chill. I actually know how to avoid them for life. Just sit in your house and work on art. Move to Vermont or Oregon, in a farm house near a nice liberal town. Too bad. There's no sadistic ending to this. There's like 6 types of American retarded, some are allies and some are rivals. Just arrest 20% of them and teach them manners in school. They misunderstood music and films, while other ones had megalomaniac rules about dating/gossip. Silly Cali. You didn't know about Akron pop punk concerts. I'm not like pop punk. But how about no? Ohio? Cmon. They don't know about Lakewood Ohio. I was barely being a rebel or a leader. They just thought I was Perrysburg, then Perrysburg thought I was California, then everyone called me gay. I didn't really have a cultural label until college. I'm a human bean. Everyone calls me different things. It's not a huge deal, but I'd hate to see it get much worse with someone else.
There was jizz in the urinals at SMCHS dances. Think about that process. Buddy Holly guys never did that. I'm teaching Trabuco Hills 16 year olds. I should have gone there. I think 2005 was a Special Time. It's probably mostly fine now. They're cavemen millennials. 2003 St. Ed's was worse. I know what the SMCHS bathroom layout is. Sneaking around with boners at night, near the lockers. It's an outdoor campus with rich people. 2007 Perrysburg was just like... Triple Crown on my life. I'm the prized race-horse. Then I went F-Zero Racing at Ohio colleges. Horse on motorized roller-skates, wearing goggles. Too much dumb, even if people forget me by now. They all had their own unique take on the same concepts. Teach your daughters to hook me. I legitimize the bloodline with my craft. Silly divorces are the most fun. I'm giving them Bad Trips. I was nice and they tried to test the waters. I'm Evil Perrysburg 08 now. Everyone remembers mental images now. Banned from Wikipedia. America's done this like 75,000 times to teenage men. It's in 75 movies. I'm actually bluffing about some of the stuff, but the stories are real. Thought y'all played poker. I have a secret hand, if this is your first post. There's actually things wrong with Ohio that certain families don't talk about. My family doesn't talk about it. They do Certain Shit every few weeks. I decided to do Mortal Kombat on 5 of them, then pester another 15. They want to be thugs. But they want the scare certain people first. Scare me. I'll troll you with astronauts and Gulf War soldiers. I love women but have weird concepts of sex, because of my life. You don't want this drama. I know how to be 2001 KISS-FM / BBC Radio 1, at once. With 2020s shit. Just wait. You're not allowed to look at anyone. I'm a Boarding School Accident. You always do this to actual British guys. I have a weird accent.
Bluff. Bluff. Fact. Bluff. Never read this. I've made my point. You don't even know how to play. I'm bluffing about something specific, that was never articulated/explained to me. It's just in case SMCHS had a potty mouth. I wasn't there. Nobody tells me anything. I actually went through these places without thinking about it, until #5. Maybe I was unscathed and ignored. I have a few reasons to infer otherwise. Dry pussy. Extra extra, feminine morals about violence. Break-up. I might be the opposite of what I say on here. I could be lying to you. Never read ostensible personal information. You're not good at that. What if Avicii had retard days in America, but liked everyone else? Literature style. This is important first-hand material. They pretend to be nice and cool, then their little brother is crazy. I actually think it's funny because I have elements of Eric Cartman, and elements of Nigel Thornberry. I'm not a sadist. I don't know the right -ist. Cartman is if I didn't have meds, knew everyone in town, and acted like Ohio/SMCHS. Nobody would actually be Cartman IRL. He really just wants new days. He has 5 mental illnesses. 3 of them can be endearing in some people. The other 2 are Ohio Drama. I don't have conflicts or misconceptions like he does. He doesn't have a dad and watches TV. Don't try to look for it, as adults watching episodes. It's a show for younger people. He fucked up like Kyle 8 times in 200 episodes. He's usually just stupid and annoying. When did that show start? 1998? They knew you would do stuff like that, 1999-2009. The creators were right. These are well documented problems with humanity and culture. He's the smart one. I'm nothing like his obvious personality. I stifled it with normal stuff. That's what happens when you're stupid and believe in local society.
I don't care about Harry Potter. I liked her when I was 12 and saw the first one. Then I watched all 8 a few months ago, after reading the books 7-12 years ago. I'm not a pedophile. I didn't care. Don't have selective hearing. I don't want her movies. This isn't a stalker thing. It's a ginger hook-job. I can do it. You have to trust me.
Taylor, you're not involved anymore. Gay Welsh is lucky to still be limber, after the recent prequel. Don't watch the movie. It's Offensive Short Shorts with Terry from Reno 911 being X-Men. His whole life came crashing down. He has morals like 12 year old Selena, but he's tough too.
Fine I'll set off a rave at FirstEnergy Stadium in 2044 with 50 other people. STFU n00b. What if that whole place was jumping around in the stands, and the field was a legit festival pit? Someone will do that someday. Not me, I never show people. I'm seeding the future. That's where this is headed, bro. You're grinding my gears and I like to pull strings for other people. I'm minor leagues, if that. Long way to go. Never piss me off about your perception of my life. America was probably normal from 1776-2001, then messed up from 2002-2008, then reverted. How should I know the difference, with some of you? I'm borderline. Who knows. Those kids probably didn't have many drug customers, as mafya, and wanted to scare locals out of selling. There's probably drama like that... I know 1% of the drama. 1% could be a deluded sample. I could be overreacting. Or it could be 10x worse and I'm being reckless for going public. They probably openly talk about types of porn and how to start a ring. Nobody thinks about actual evil slug drama. I eat it up. I watch some fucked up movies, actually. I'm exaggerating so Californian/European Businessmen tap into our music scene. Troll them with Wall Street money. It's easy. Just combine house, disco with female vocals, and popular hip hop. Then make radio stations and skateboard brands. It's easy to fuck with Ohio's brains. We can be like James Bond and go places, since they're hella dumb and cause drama money.
I'm being stupid about media/town gossip on purpose. I regret the blog but enjoy the results with 30 specific people. Cool, you're Tulane baseball. You fucked a few girls like 60 times each. I'm Timmy Teebs for skater/punk culture. Nobody even said anything to me, in SoCal. I know what happened. We have to create this culture everywhere. We need 70 Aviciis. I'm tricking you about men. This isn't my daily thoughts. Other people are worse, without my career ideas. Don't have abortions with him. Keep it out of your vagina. I'm Ivy League's version of Danny Brown. If the rhymes are there, you must ignore my appearance. I'm 1980s Hollywood who made it seem personal about myself, to deflect evil bullying from others. Watch Let Me In, the remake of a Swedish vampire movie. I'm teaching him not to be evil. I'm also making semi-fine people seem like him, so they STFU about their stupid thoughts. That's what people sometimes accidentally do. Skins UK Season 1 is another good example. Wait for the episode. That's evil me. I'm holy. It's my job to stop them, as best I can. I'll die to stop them, globally. There's only like 20 of them in Ohio, each age. But they have 400 friends. That's why it's in the media. Extreme case = story. You should watch those 2 pieces of media as part of your education. The movie and season 1. I've been temporarily insane like 5 times in 7 years. For 30 minutes. They literally have episodes and they're in the wrong social circles. He hates me more than the 12 year old and Tony. He doesn't know how to plan anymore. It was a jacc move. I'm a wide boy. I'm on meds for that, and don't believe in talking to others maliciously. They can't be evil rich sadists. They're being Assyrian Chariot Guy. I know it's wrong as Pagan Celtic Guy. We had worse enough issues without them. Bashing people's heads in with rocks in the mud. I don't believe in violence or mean friends. I believe in music and women. If there's something wrong with 1970s New Mexico kids, imagine what 2030s Ohio will do. Our media confuses them more. Ireland never starts wars, man. Been awhile. Now we have USSR Cold War Secret Police trying to be White Rappers. I actually play the Nazi card on myself, not you. 1938 Austrian Paul might be a little wacky, but if I had the same parents I'd deflect/avoid. I know why certain things are wrong. It's foreign to my morals. But I also know what's happened with 20 people every decade. They get confused and agitated. As for Skins Season 1, I'm Chris's off-camera older brother being angry in literature. I'm psycho Chris. It's bad. Sometimes I get confused and agitated. But I'm not talking to Chris throw plexiglass at the jail. I'm talking to him in my real life, for life. I'm not going to jail over psychopath drama. Tony actually has psychopathic tendencies, but he's different than the sadist. SMCHS had t-shirt colors, by grade, at the dance. Some senior guys changed into the freshman colors, for freshman girls. That's not a ticket to Hell, but that's a mistake.
Notice how Let Me In progresses. It's a b-list director, did some other stuff too. This could have all been avoided. They make it 100x worse, twice. That's why Draco Malfoy was forgiven in the end of Harry Potter. He's in a Boarding School, he's barely bad. Some people are evil slugs. They don't go to Hogwarts. No owl invitation. Sorting Hat puts them in jail. Sorting Hat gives them a lobotomy with a hidden wand, and they drag them to the woods. Not a very pure subconscious. Next, watch No Country For Old Men and Child Of God, Cormac McCarthy novels. CoG is waaaaaaay worse, as a film. I'm just giving you a Bad Trip. Watch those in a weekend, I dare you. Those 3. I can actually teach you about different kinds of wrong. Watch them in the order before, plus these. The Station Agent... Bronson... Clean, Shaven... There Will Be Blood....Se7en...Trainspotting... Pi. Watch those 10 movies in 14 days. They are all very different. Don't watch them with little kids. They're bad. Very bad. Some of them are more normal than others. But sometimes an abnormal person is acting like that, or being subjected to that.
Here I'll post a list
-Let Me In
-No Country For Old Men
-Child of God
-The Station Agent
-There Will Be Blood
You will be disturbed about a few things. They contrast each other in a weird way. The only nudity is male, I think. There's even someone's penis and someone else actually pooping in the woods. It's not recommended for types of women. Read IMDB if you're worried. It's about evil people's different sides. Some of them aren't evil, just fucked. But what if you combined 3 of the characters into 1 person?
It's dorm movie week. Or bro movie week. Watch 1-2 a day. This is bonding. Smoke weed the whole time, but not in dorms. Fuck that. Find them online. Either torrent, or search "______ full movie". Or use the $3 downloads and split it. I'm helping Emma Watson. "Oh I'm just getting into Hollywood" is what she thinks. She's crazy.
Time for a nicer list... uhhhhh....
-It's All Gone Pete Tong
-Sid and Nancy
-Searching for Sugar Man
Those aren't necessarily nicer stories, but it has a different creative influence, if watched in succession.
Time for list #3
-The Wicker Man 
-London to Brighton
-The Lost Boys
-American History X
-The Deer Hunter
It's time for Bro Month this summer. You'll understand my Bro Drama.
I actually challenge psychiatrists to watch those 30 movies over the summer. Some of them are filler, not really psychiatrist oriented. Like Wall Street and Primer don't really have those issues. But it's important to see those too. Some of them are about closing out of society. Some of them are about ancient values that might translate into modern people. Some of them are about mistakes. Some of them are about schizophrenia, bipolar, borderline, delusions, taboo crime, etc. You'll understand if you watch all 30 and write 2 paragraphs about each one. What is the blogger trying to teach you? The Deer Hunter is low-key, until Christopher Walken goes bat-shit insane. London to Brighton is straight up shady. Searching for Sugar Man is about humility and triumph, over an entire life of _____. Some of them are about drugs. Some of them are about how people respond to bulling. Some of them are about counterculture.
I hated SMCHS for a reason. Some of them got 4.2 GPAs and talked smack. So I quit college.... I'm good at music, movies, literature, video games, sports, fashion, art, and politics... in major/minor ways with different undertones of importance. Like I'm not pro sports, but I have an idea for them. I'm not Paris runway but I'm smart at my bro shit. I can't do pianos but I can find basslines. I'm not a great gamer but I made lists for 10 consoles. ETC. 4.2 time. No job time. STFUSMCHS. I'm allowed to be Pauly D tier and endearing, instead of a fucking retard. I'll just be good at 3, then fool around the other 4. I'm J Shore. You have to listen to me. I'm J Shore for rich, smart, pretty girls. GTL = blogs. I consider him an Actual Retard. He made $11,000,000 off headphones and got a 3-album G-Unit deal... listen to his songs, though. MTV was being 'path gays, as a prank. They know he sucks. They knew certain women couldn't tell. I have over 70 hip hop lyric "songs". 3-deal that. Read his first lyrics. Worst industry song ever. Paris Hilton is better than him. Good, Lloyd Banks is his slave owner. Better than some idiot like Robin Thicke's dad. Let a nigga get his royalties, not cheese-ball baby boomers.