jerkjones

"New review by jerkjones: I read it while strangling a hobo" - Sami Vänskä, Männlich, Vereinigte Staaten
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207 Lieblingslieder | 146 Beiträge | 2 Playlisten | 482 Shouts

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  • Liadz

    And how's life back in the US? Are they more cool with your purple hair?

    21. Apr., 2:01 Antworten
  • Liadz

    HEY, BRA! SUP? IS THE NW ALBUM ANY GOODS?

    21. Apr., 1:58 Antworten
  • Dingbat1991

    Thanks.

    5. Apr., 20:06 Antworten
  • Liadz

    Still lovin' you.

    1. Apr., 5:18 Antworten
  • Dingbat1991

    Dumb question but could you mind telling me where your avatar is from? Thanks.

    31. Mär., 19:15 Antworten
  • CGholy

    I showed my friend The Marcelo Cabuli fan club and she gave it her blessing!

    29. Mär., 9:42 Antworten
  • jerkjones

    yes he's actually serious about this apparently

    11. Dez. 2014 Antworten
  • Symbolofallloss

    *slaps face*

    9. Dez. 2014 Antworten
  • Symbolofallloss

    Epica is Power Metal not Gothic Metal *slaps face*

    7. Dez. 2014 Antworten
  • sanvolik

    IiiIIiiI putin hoy lo la la la la IiiIIiiI

    2. Jul. 2014 Antworten
  • Trexacious

    sheeeyt son, I never check my shoutbox and I'm very disappointed your mii isn't His Kroegness.

    5. Jun. 2014 Antworten
  • Liadz

    Dude! That communist robot video! Where does it come from?

    15. Mai. 2014 Antworten
  • jerkjones

    that guy's band actually isn't COMPLETELY terrible

    15. Apr. 2014 Antworten
  • jerkjones

    thanks man

    22. Mär. 2014 Antworten
  • DarkOmar07

    HI ! Hope you're well! I write because recently launched with my band ETERNUS from Chile, our first album "Labyrinth of Reason". We play symphonic metal, with influences of power metal, etc., and with influences from bands like Nightwish, Sabaton, Epica, etc.. We differ from other bands of the genre, because we have an opera singer man, who gives a special and different sound. Hopefully you can hear us on our official Facebook www.facebook.com/eternusband (Grant us one Like please, u can download free our album). Sample song: "Nemesis of the Gods" - www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydKOXy1TlTM ! Thank you very much for reading this, we are just beginning and need maximum support, every aid helps very much. Have a nice day, greetings from Chile. PD: Do u know some metal webs or facebook pages to share our music in ur country :B? Thanks

    19. Mär. 2014 Antworten
  • Trexacious

    A TRUE GOD AMONG US MERE MORTALS

    19. Jan. 2014 Antworten
  • Trexacious

    omg I just noticed in the snyder cosplay in your about me... OMG IT HAS TO HAPPEN!!!!!!!!one Just shove a pillow down your shirt and make a face mask of his mugshot.

    14. Jan. 2014 Antworten
  • Trexacious

    I seriously had to unfollow last.fm from twitter because of all the shit they posted about stupid hipster bands. ugh God I bet there's some little thing you attach to your records player that determines what song is playing. Or actually, I bet there's a kickstarter for it, since kickstarter is the breeding ground for hipster projects.

    14. Jan. 2014 Antworten
  • Trexacious

    ANY MUSIC THAT CANNOT BE SCROBBLED IS NOT MUSIC. Everyone who faps all over vinyl and how much better it is than digital formats should fall of a cliff. If they're that concerned about the sound they should just use FLAC or something. Wow, I have a lot more feelings about this than I thought I did...

    5. Jan. 2014 Antworten
  • Trexacious

    last.fm will never get any of my money again, after the callous lack of follow through they showed when I sent that six paragraph thing outlining why Drake should be permabanned.

    23. Dez. 2013 Antworten
  • Alle 482 Shouts

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ALL YOU FUCKS ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT NIGHTWISH

JERKJONES IS BACK TO "WORK" IN FUCKING AMERIKKKA!!!!!!!! THE LACK OF ANTICIPATION
- Triple Duel IV and V: JERKJONES MASSACRES BACKLOG OF YOUR FAVORITE SHITTY ALBUMS OF 2014
- Jerk Jones Request Line RETURNS: tell me what to fucking review
- JERK JONES FUCKING SUCKS AT VIDEO GAMES
- SNYDER COSPLAY
- that last one isn't happening, you can stop dry heaving
- OR IS IT??????
- it's not
- but it might be
- there isn't enough alcohol in the world
- sorry ladies
- THE JJHYFT SERIES BEGINS


An audio-visual representation of four minutes inside the mind of Wanky-Pants



"Sure is caring a great."




(all of these jerks were probably talking about me, reaction follows WORKING ON IT SHUTUP)

“Well you're name sutis you. It really does. But hey I don't go around calling bands something they are not. I also don't go around making genres up that are not real. Really what the fuck is Modren metal? Pop metal? please tell me what the hell that is. And really stop calling a band metalcore and melodic death metal when they are not even playing in those genres. People like you make shit up all the time." - Notable Last.fm legend Epica124 (RIP)

Approximate representation of Epica124 follows


“BUTTLICKER JESUS” - Notable Last.fm legend Wanky-Pants



Trollhättan’s strongest protector, the man who could also transform into a dragon. -Brick “Phoney” Netherland (Phones666 (RIP-ish))



Fuking You!!Do not talk to Matt Bellamy! -random dude



I LEAVE MYSELF SHOUTS TO NIGHT SHIFT NURSES -nDroae



The only thing keeping him from being a stereotypical Brazilian is his lack of shirtless avatar. -Trexacious


I CAN'T SEE THE PICTURE YOU PUT ON NIGHTBOX -Ssomeonee


This might be the best page on the internet. -some dude


You are so pro even I can't say if you are joking or serious in Xandribox. Damn jerkjones! I can barely see he's moves! -Liadz



The combination Of Heidi Range and Marcelo Cabuli! -CGholy


Fuck you. -fujikiri



You sir, are awesome. -ShortSonata


please give me a link to that night at the roxbury thing or tell me where its from -some dude



Especially liking jerkjones' humorous interjections. -some other dude



Nailed it. -Derek-H, but he prefers to be called Drake



if you're here about the thing I said in that place, yes it was about you and your favorite band, and no I wasn't joking

LEARN WHAT HELL POWER METAL IS.

POETRY REMOVED BECAUSE OF COPYWRIGHT INFRINGEMENT AND DISGUSTING PLAGIARISM!!!

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