Survey thing AGAIN


25. Mär. 2007, 5:07

This is stolen from museforlife who stole it from SummerNightRain who stole it from codislove who begat Joseph lol.

My name is:
Yeah that's right, when I see a boundary I eat that boundary, and I wash it down with a nice cup of rules.

I was born:
Vampire / forest fire
I was born to a vampire and a forest fire? How does a vampire have sex with a forest fire? I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT, GROSS, THEY'RE MY PARENTS!!!

My occupation is:
The Trickster
MUHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!! That is so awesome.
Me - "Hey your fly's undone"
Random - "Oh shi- Wait a minute... No it's not"

My 3 major skills are:
1 – Shit Luck
Seriously I'm like 12,000 broken mirrors, avoid me at all costs.
2 – April 14th
It's not just a date, it's a skill.
3 – Knives Out
I make people take their knives out? Woah stand back spiderman, I have the ability to make people reach into their pockets and pull out whatever razor edged weapon they may be carrying. Fantastic, that's just wonderful. Most useful skill ever.

But I am also good at:
Furious Angels
It really pisses them off to see all of those knives out, really does.

My 3 main weaknesses are:
1 – Price of Gas
It's true! I'm poor as shit, I won't be able to drive anywhere.
2 – Out of Gas
I shit you not, I have my artists on shuffle and this is what came up, I am really going to have a problem buying petrol in the future.
3 – Circles
Ahh circles, the formidable foe. Can't live with 'em can't live without 'em, am I right?

I have been involved in:
You and Whose Army?
I know I was involved in an army with you, but I don't know which army it was... I think it was the Russian army.

I was voted ____ of the year:
Jesus Christ Was an Only Child
,-,-, ';.....;' ,/,/, RAR I R A MONTAR!!!
Seriously wtf?

I won second place when I entered a ____ competition:
Punchdrunk Lovesick Singalong
The judge was a f**kwit, I should've got first.

My hobbies include:
1 – Let The Devil In
I spend a lot of spare time as a doorman in hell.
2 – There's No Home for You Here
I do enjoy being homeless from time to time, you wouldn't believe the stuff some people throw out!
3 – Zee Deveel
Sometimes after my shift as doorman me and Satan have a few drinks, well to be honest we get wasted, it's great fun.

My work ethic is all about:
I do a shit job, but I do it fast. That should be my motto. Ladies?

The personal value I find most important is:
Wolf Like Me
Ok no argument there, If I ever find a wolf that looks like me, he or she will become the most important thing in my life :D
How cool would that be?!? A wolf lookalike!??!

3 things that sum up my personality are:
1 – The Denial Twist
Hell yeah, I've turned ignoring problems into a dance!
2 – Rebellion (Lies)
I am rebelling against lies!
3 – Pennyroyal Tea
"I'm so tired, I can't sleep", yeah that sums it up.

I have been described by most of my colleagues as:
Cowboy Dan
My colleagues are idiots, yes I wear funny clothes and a big hat, but that's because I'm a PIRATE not a COWBOY, and my name isn't Dan.

My previous bosses all say that I am:
I'm not just one, I'm many ;D

Those closest to me talk about how I am:
Nature 1
They stopped at one.

To finish this off, I need to say that:
Sweet Georgia Brown
That's right, welcome to the oldschool funk.

Well this has been fun hasn't it kiddies.
Akzeptierte Übermittlungen
Donkey Punchers, We're Pirates and we Rule


  • codislove

    I....BEGAT JOSEPH?!?!?!?!?!

    25. Mär. 2007, 11:34
  • museforlife

    omg everyone steals this. :D haha the cowboy dan thing got me cracking ^^ nice one hayden

    29. Mär. 2007, 10:50
  • Nobodylikesyou

    This is one of the funniest things I've read in a long, long time.

    15. Apr. 2007, 7:43
  • hayden_is_a_go

    Well Yawl are just [b][i]too[/i][/b] nice now ain'tchya!

    15. Apr. 2007, 9:11
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