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jes2cool
Yo Darq one. I didn't get squat, diddly, bupkiss, not one dam thing for Xmas. Not even coal! The only good thing, I was off for two weeks and it bumped up into the 70s here in San Diego. I even did a few laps in the club pool. Just a few. That water still was a tad "tepid" for my tastes. Got to take my son to LegoLand for the umpteenth time. At least I didn't have to go on the rides where my knee caps push my tonsils out of place. Got to see a life size Lego model of the Star Wars "X" fighter. Lookin' at it my mind is picturing: "Forty year old guy, lives with his mother, collects comic books and toys, built this thing in his garage". If you're ever near a Legoland and don't need to, say repaint your baseboards, it's something worthwhile to see. Ok, I'm runnin' out of characters on this thing. New Years, late Christmas, Happy & Merry and all that. Later!
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jes2cool
WhaHeau! Obamalypse?! I'm impressed! Momma you definitely know how to speak red neck. Know what MRE stands for? (Meals refused by Ethiopians). Speaking of acridnyms, I like Johnny's: NRG. Flirting? Oh yeah! (Heard this great line in a movie). "Yeeesss, i will take take you home wisz me. And I will make passionate love to you FOUR times. After which while you recover, I will make you zee most fabulous breakfast which we will eat sipping a bordeaux while zee sun rises over the Louve." Fantastic! Never could use it 'cause I forgot that one, I'm not French and two, my digs aren't in Paris, so three, she was still laughing her panty hose off when I left. My come on line now is: The kid's in bed, the dishes are washed, downstairs is locked up and lights off, here's an Oreo, it's still early, so ya wanna? If it's iffy, I'll throw in "..and I took out the trash". Works like a champ! My neck may be red, but I STILL know how to sweet talk.
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mondojohnny
...Also please don't blame me for the Flirts!! Its just that sometimes I feel I'm not Hi NRG enough...
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mondojohnny
T-twee?! Well it is a bit perhaps.. Sure at first it comes at ya acting pretty innocent and friendly, but just beneath the surface their lurks danger and intrigue and ...prog rock... I don't know I'm doin my best here!
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jes2cool
Whoa, Darq, Deja vue! The very day I read your shout about crunchin' dead stuff off the ground, I was watchin' this apocolyptic firearm, survivalist dude (fool) on TV. "Live off the land"... He was demonstrating raw earth worms and hot sauce. And of all things, field mice. The trapping and cooking thereof. He said you can't skin 'em. You pound 'em 'til their flat then throw 'em in the fire until crunchy and the fur burns off. Ok, you're not married to some mouse breath smellin' dude in No. Carolina are you? I tell you what, I had one eye was on the TV and the other chartin' a path to the closest bathroom. Thankfully my son walked in and switched channels to Sponge Bob. OMG, I am getting wimpy. Next thing I'll be drinking Earl Grey out of a dematassie cup with watercress sandwhiches. All downhill from there. Later,
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jes2cool
Yo 'D Momma! Been awhile. Sorry, was sickly last couple weeks. Just got caught up. Hey! I'm a big Yawney fan! Anyone who sports a 'stache like he does deservers admiration. And if he weren't a guy, he could get a gig selling shampoo on TV. Don't cha hate it when guys sport better do's than most women? Trying to remember Yawn'sters signification other. I'm thinking Angie Dickenson, but that's not quite right. Also sorry, I haven't had time to make sexist or gender stupid comments, but I'm working up some goodies. Like how many women does it take to put a four barrel carbeurator on a 2013 Chrysler Hemi? None! 'cause it's fuel injected! Ha....ha...ha... snort!....sniff,...aaah... Nothing like some good ol' Hemi Humor. Ok, I got'a go take my meds now. Hang in there! JES...alias Bruce
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ciofficial
You listen to great music!!! Visit Calibre Infinite on lastfm http://www.lastfm.de/music/Calibre+Infinite and listen to our latest release NGC Zero! Have a great day
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mondojohnny
Ha! That's right Darq! Then again what if I should turn out to be a figment of ...my own imagination! Nah, I think therefore I am... at least I think so. Anyway, rather than the U.K., I'm residing in rainy old Seattle at the moment. It's not too bad. Green grass, grey sky, legalized mari...uh... marriage for ....everyone... Anyway, don't tell anyone else about how we are COOL! I mean sure its true, but if something like that got out... How would I even have enough time for all the babes?
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djskellington
heh - just saw your post on Gimmie Gimme Gimme by Funhouse. Thought i'd say hi! *waves*
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jes2cool
It's nice to know I still got it. Still keep insertin' my foot squarely in my orifice. Actually whenever I think of guy cleavage, I always remember this scene from Designing Women (TV, late 80s). One of the girls had this heavy set electrician check an outlet. As he bends over she starts singing: "When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore!". Loved that show. Ok, I'll slink off to my "man cave" (as if I have one) with beer and TV remote in hand to play "pull my finger" with myself. Dirty job but someone has to do it. #1 wife is a ballet teacher. Have to do something to suck up all that excess estrogen around the house... Oh? That's where I left that foot! Ok, I'll shuddup now. Toodles, Bruce
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mondojohnny
Aww gee you. Ya made my day! We are SUPER! Totally cool that you got to go see TD! He's a really nice guy isn't he? Pretty gracious. Thanks for checkin in! Well, don't go changin dudette!
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jes2cool
Yes Darq, I do have a magnetic personality. Stick me in the dryer a few minutes without a dryer sheet and I become the perfect dust mop. Yeah, I come up with bizarre BS just to see if I can wake up some of the people on this website. "Wonderful" "<3" and ."..." are so boring. There a few people intellectually awake. Realized I cracked about cleavage and THEN just noticed your picture...Anyway I didn't relate the two until now. If I offend I am soooo sorry. I could recipocate by showing mine as I'm working under the kitchen sink, but you only have 1,000 characters to say ewwww!. OK, this box is messing up. Got'a go. Force be with you and all that. Claatu Berada Nichto... Bruce
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jes2cool
Ok, I've heard of Darth Vaader, Darth Mol, even Dark Vegan, but DarqMommy? Don't give me that Line: "Come over to the Darq side". I'm a married man. And aside from the occasional glance at some over exposed cleavage, happily so. It's more like circus viewing anyway. Nothing like platform shoes and a size 40EE for exciting moments. Will she trip and bounce to her death?! OMG!! ... OK, I spaz'd didn't I? Got'a go. The Force be with you, oh Darq wan..
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djskellington
Hey :) Thankfully I have a job where I can listen pretty much all day. Neofolk/80's goth/new wave is pretty much all I listen to lately. So where can I hear your music then?
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BetweenTheVeils
Aww... I'm currently just an ungodly godmother. It's my duty to keep the children semi-feral and their mother only moderately unhinged :D
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ChevyNovaSS
Yeah i listened to alot of Depeche Mode, and spread out to more of the stuf from the 80s. I love the 80s but right now im exploring more modern stuff.
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VernianProcess
I'm sorry you didn't dig my remix, I see we have a lot in common as far as music tastes go though. I hope you might give some of our original work a chance, it's influenced by many of the bands in your top artists.
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BetweenTheVeils
Why thank you! Not to assume too much I hope, but I love that you don't subscribe to the BS idea that being a mother should invisiblize who you are. What are you supposed to do, wear fuzzy pink slippers, be "normal", and listen to nothing but the wiggles? : P
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Nochek
I am sorry that hasn't answered at once - I left and I didn't have an access to the computer. So, yes, such sometimes happens. Happens so that it is possible to hear casually somewhere an interesting song, and I start to think that all album should be cool. But alas, so happens not always ;)
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