Jason's Song


7. Aug. 2006, 23:39

I've written a song. It's all about Jason, for those of you who know him. J2 for those who are picky about it.
Here it is!:

Jason's Song

Hol, You!
Ya great big poo!
You've never made a basket,
You've never worn a shoe.
You've never been to Zanzibar
Or been to Timbuctoo.
You've never had a sex change,
You've never lived with mice.
You've never been a melon,
You've never grown rice.
You don't know Andy Peters,
You've never bought a boat.
You've never shot a lion,
Or even tamed a goat.
But one thing that you have done
Is make a royal stink
That time you did a jobby
In the bathroom sink.


  • whippy948


    7. Aug. 2006, 23:43
  • jillxo

    rofl XD

    8. Aug. 2006, 9:01
  • Pulseammo

    lol nice one, for some reason it reminds me of the Kompressor song :P.

    8. Aug. 2006, 11:29
  • Hamwork

    It's about me, and it's ALL true. It was Kenny's sink.

    8. Aug. 2006, 13:09
  • AmazinglyJay

    that may be the greatest song ever written

    8. Aug. 2006, 20:48
  • capn_teeth

    Song 2: Not about Jason You're a senior citizen Your blood's thicker than bitumen The doc can never fit you in So you die... Of the cold... Haha! You're a senior citizen And you're dead!

    12. Aug. 2006, 22:02
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