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OF COURSE I'M NOT ANGRY. This has worried me now. I actually think that my level of self-loathing has developed to such a degree that it has started to permeate into the way I speak to other people and that aint right of me. But I aint mad at you gurrl, you should know ya boo.
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OH YEAH and who was it who abandoned her moral responsibilities skipped poetry club so that she could walk into town with you and keep you company last week? Who was that? Oh yeah that was ME wasn't it, silly me, how could I forget SORRY AGAIN.
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I take your point I'M SORRY i'll make it up to you before you jolly off to Ireland. And we all know that I am the life and soul of poetry club. I do not bow down to her in the slightest, any chemistry that you see between us is sheer competition and resentment. BUT WE JUST BOTH LOVE POETRY!!!. You CAN COME if you want to, you know, numbers aren't particularly high at the moment....
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I know, I read it in an interview he did with NME years ago (because i'm Indie Rock)
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I bet that's exactly what Kurt Cobain wanted, all the lads pulling shapes to 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' in Smack. True grunge.
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(look up 'Toronto Blessing' it's the most contrived fucked up thing, it's terrifying)
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I imagine this is the kind of religious experience you have when you go into Smack. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCeVZ6e2T0E
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It was meant to appear insincere. As if I actually have sympathy for people who go to Smack. I hope it burns down.
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Hahahaha! No, I was only joking. And, to be honest a theory by which the most moral activities a person can participate in include reading and listening to classical music, it seems to be incredibly convenient theory for a PHILOSOPHER to come up with, doesn't it? I don't know, I imagine Aquinas hit da clubs every now and then. Well, if you think that going out and drinking 'glitter bombs' will always lead to a more enjoyable evening than staying home and drinking MY FAVOURITE DRINK, A CUP OF ENGLISH TEA, then I will have YOU know that YOU ARE WRONG.
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The fact that you GO to Smack and enjoy it means that you are no better than a pig Bella. Remember what John Stuart Mill taught us, higher and lower pleasures, you can philosophise Smack all you like but once you're in there rolling around in the shit, you're just the same as the rest of them. Everyone likes to believe that they're different, but once you're all participating in the same actions and situations, does it actually matter what your beliefs or morals are telling you? (Cut to one month's time when you take me and I'm running around high fiving everyone and screaming GLITTER! GLITTER EVERYWHERE!)
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I don't understand...............are these people that actually go to our school? Like, we have to pass them everyday in the corridors and NOT punch them in the face or tell them that they are worthless and no one will EVER love them? Life is so unfair.
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I think we should re-write Wuthering Heights, then instead of Heathcliff running away for a year, he'd just go and get 'well mashed' in Smack and then come back and be all 'Omgz Nelly babe, totez had a mad one last night, can you tell me what happened?' 'Yah, Cathy and Edgar went to Chicago's and like, got off with one another, it was bare hilarity'. Yeah and we're not going to Smack for my birthday. The only way you're EVER going to get me to go is if we can all dress up as Ron Swanson and stand in the middle of the dance floor shouting 'JEAN-RALPHIO, DANCE UP ON ME'
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unnecessary and mean never helping you with anything ever again I thought we actually bonded over Hume yesterday and now you're taking the piss out of me fuck you GO AWAY and that video of Ryan Jarman is abhorrent and Phil Elverum is everything good that there ever was. This is officially our first lover's tiff that we've ever had. We're like Heathy and Cathy. I'm going to go run away to Gimmerton and cry about how you're gonna go and get married to Edgar, fuck you, I don't even care, marry whoever the fuck you want.
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uh yeah try taking History A2 where you HAVE to hand-write EVERYTHING. I like it anyway because you get the satisfaction of handing in something completely from your own brain. Sometimes when I print something out and then look back over it I feel a bit 'why did I write that that's not really what I think at all'. YEAH. If there's a hell then you're pretty much screwed.
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If that doesn't work then I don't know ya boo. I never listen to the final part of Ignition IS WHY. I have a video of my sister and I singing it on my laptop and it's the worst thing ever. Because she doesn't know the words. She drags me down. If it weren't for that it'd be a fine example of what R Kelly wanted when he wrote such a piece of art. A better video is the one where I try and get my sister to quote Lord of the Rings and she tells me to 'fuck off, stupid fat hobbit'.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsUfvPx7gbY This is the most beautiful song of all time.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kChGBKuJt6Q&feature=feedf This is my favourite video on the internet and I know how much you love 'white boy swag' and Phil just has an abundance of it. Try and ignore the part where the camera spins round and you find out that there's only three people watching him. Or don't. I don't know. Whatever works for you.
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yeah sure Isabella, i'm sure you were absolutely just joking and didn't really think that the stone was really a Jesus fossil and that. And also SORRY WHAT STONE AT THE LAST SUPPER? I thought you said you'd never read the Bible (in that much detail....) Sheniz and I are planning to have read the whole thing by the time we take our A2 exam. It's really quite messed up. It's funny how they don't teach you about the part where angels come to have dinner in Sodom and then the villagers come and kick down the door and try to have sex with them. It's FUNNY that never gets mentioned on Songs of Praise, is all. Yeah SURE we can go next Wednesday. Then we can go to the record shop there because it's my favourite. Even though I just spent all of my money on the Mount Eerie website. No regrets. I'm going to make a final attempt at getting you to love Mount Eerie/ Phil Elverum, you will never look back, NEVER, even though I put him on that mixtape a year ago and it didn't work, i'm a trooper.
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Tell me more about the Jesus stone. I need to know everything about that story, spare no details. Ya boo, you know what I just realised, do you go to Ireland this Friday? If so, then i'm going to have to go and see Heathcliff and Cathy on my own. Don't do this to me. I may as well resign myself to a life of lonely Nelly-dom right now, let's be honest. Worst thing ever, i've been put in charge of class-room decorating and our theme is 'elves of various social groupings' and i'm the 'g' elf. I spent half an hour having a serious debate with Kathryn about whether my name should be 'snoop elfy elf' 'lil' elf' or 'R efly'. My life is pathetic and I will die alone.
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He's my ultimate favourite, every lesson he comes in so enthusiastically and says 'Hay girls, are you ready for some LEARNING' and then rips his fleece off in perfect timing. Classic memories with the Nelson and Luther posters, bantah!!1 Does this mean you have friends in philosophy now? I don't know. I would just keep demanding for my money back but if he's really being such a pain about it then I don't know. I just hope he knows that he's being awful. Really really awful behaviour. Ughh Isabella, really? MOUSE RAT ARE THE BEST BAND IN EXISTENCE!
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Really???? I didn't even think you liked Florence or the Stone Roses, then you 'hate' (by which you mean love) the Vaccines. I never understood all the fuss about coachella either, am I unenlightened? I'll never know ya boo :'(
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Oh god, HOOPY boo. I will help you with any philosophy essays ever. I pine for AS philosophy so much. The topics we're learning are SO DIRE at the moment that even Mr Kuhn can't bare to teach them, we spent two hours today introducing him to 'Thumb Man' and Nicole337 (he very much approved of the latter, I quote 'you guys, what is she? Is she real? Like, I don't understand, you guys') best teacher ever. It's not cute. It's rude and unacceptable and I can't understand why anyone would be intentionally so audaciously horrible. It makes me angry and sad. I think you should take him to the Neutral Milk Hotel and then BURN IT DOWN.
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You're going to Benicassim???? WHY DO I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS. If you don't tell me these things then we are NEVER going to win 'Know Ya Boo' together!
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but if you don't like me...where am i supposed to spend christmas this year!!!!????
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too harsh probably. i apologise. i'm on my third Harry Potter movie of the day. are you happy?
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'I'd drop em for pauly' WOULD be the quote of the day, if Mr Gallagher had not said 'Awwwh, no Roachy-baby????' on realising you weren't in his lesson. Everyone looked up at each other and made eye-communication like 'oh ok so that really just happened' but overall it was a deeply moving and heartfelt moment. Some band in like 48 hours or something dunno who da fok they are though
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SHUCKS MAN. DAY OFF TO FINISH EPQ, TREAT YO SELF. PROUDA U N DAT. Ahahaha fun story that just happened to me, I can't come to Slow Club because my dad won tickets for Paul McCartney aahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha i'm shaking like Gellburg trying to resist from grasping for the steak
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(Did you ever hear that greek Oasis cover band? "I was looking for some action, but all I found was PITTA BREAD AND FALAFEL!")
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i'm fairly certain i replied to you last night and it was extremely witty but it didn't post. erm yeah i did cry in harry potter but only at the bits that involved magic and when hermoine wasn't on screen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z-T8MOuLhI
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