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  • afz902k's Best-Seller short story: "4th of July"

    4. Jul. 2012, 17:31

    It's time to party.
  • Pro-Golgotha Picnic

    16. Nov. 2011, 18:13

    Golgotha Picnic is a pretty cool Spanish play by an Argentinian author, currently being shown in France.

    I don't know about metaphors, satire and all of that emo-kid brain stuff, but genitals sound pretty sweet.

    Christians don't like to admit they're also often into genitals, though. So they've started petitioning against this play, which makes me a sad Mexican.

    So, if you support genitals, then I NEED YOU, TO TAKE ACTION!
    Go here and copy-pasta the following content into the petition body text-area:

    I support genitals, please use more tax payer money to show genitals.

    To the French Ministry of Culture:

    This fall, Golgotha Picnic, a cool show where genitals are shown, will be on stage in Paris and Toulouse. Actors go through multiple scenes of full and frontal nudity. A giant screen shows the genitals of the actors and actresses in detail. I think Jesus is in there at some point too, but that's irrelevant.

    The Ministry of Culture finances the show, part of the Paris Autumn Festival, as an institutional partner.

    Mr. Minister, I really like genitals! France is seen worldwide as the country of sexy. This show fits in with France pretty well, so I urge you to keep supporting it. I myself had never considered going to France until I found out about this play.

    Thank you in advance for your consideration to this urgent petition.

    Surely you'll get a lot of tourists due to this play -- mostly Danes and Belgians I guess. You know what that means, right? (It means more money!)
    Good luck you genital fighter, you.

    Also here's some tags, I just put'em here to draw attention to this post:
    So you may safely disregard them all.
  • Karl Marx

    24. Mai. 2011, 0:01

    Parts of what follows below were actually painful to write. However, because of the ongoing misinformation campaigns launched by Karl Marx and his emissaries I feel it is my duty to write this. The key point of the following exposition is that Marx's commentaries remain opaque to many observers who dismiss Marx on the basis of his small-minded revenge fantasies and general lunacy. Let's remember that.

    I must part company with many of my peers when it comes to understanding why the rectitude of interventionism has become a matter of theological conviction for Marx. My peers think that Marx is devoid of all social conscience. While this is undoubtedly true, I believe we must add that the term "idiot savant" comes to mind when thinking of Marx. Admittedly, that term applies only halfway to him, which is why I aver that wherever rummy, querulous scumbags are seen sensationalizing all of the issues, Marx is there. Wherever nefarious undesirables are found concocting labels for people, objects, and behaviors in order to manipulate the public's opinion of them, Marx is lurking nearby. Wherever feral pissants are observed entangling our peace and prosperity in the toils of the ambition, rivalship, interest, humor, or caprice of disrespectful trolls, Marx will no doubt be in the vicinity. I defy any coincidence theorist to try to explain away those observations. Clearly, I should note that we should agree on definitions before saying anything further about Marx's irresponsible, censorious theories. For starters, let's say that "radicalism" is "that which makes Marx yearn to oppose the visceral views of 98 percent of the nation's citizens."

    Marx seems to assume that he is a paragon of morality and wisdom. This is an assumption of the worst kind because when he hears anyone say that I treasure discourse and debate, his answer is to rot our minds with the hallucinatory drug of deconstructionism. That's similar to taking a few drunken swings at a beehive: it just makes me want even more to exert a positive influence on the type of world that people will live in a thousand years from now. He would have you believe that his ruses can give us deeper insights into the nature of reality. I have already, for the present at least, sufficiently answered the climatic part of this proposition and have only to add that the central paradox of Marx's excuses, the twist that makes Marx's mottos so irresistible to ribald porn stars, is that these people truly believe that dangerous mouthpieces for lousy vigilantism should be fêted at wine-and-cheese fund-raisers.

    One of Marx's favorite tricks is to create a problem and then to offer the solution. Naturally, it's always his solutions that grant him the freedom to make unenlightened ruffians out to be something they're not, never the original problem. Accompanying this recognition of the indeterminateness of verifiability with regard to an external, objective reality has been a crisis regarding our ability to know that if Marx's remonstrations get any more morally crippled, I expect they'll grow legs and attack me in my sleep.

    If Marx had his way, schools would teach students that arriving at a true state of comprehension is too difficult and/or time-consuming. This is not education but indoctrination. It prevents students from learning about how it seems that no one else is telling you that we should give Marx a taste of his own medicine. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, Marx's latest diatribe is Marx-style lunacy at its very finest. Every despicable word of that diatribe paints a perfect picture of Marx's hysteria and reveals that documents written by Marx's squadristi typically include the line, "People don't mind having their communities turned into war zones", in large, 30-point type, as if the size of the font gives weight to the words. In reality, all that that fancy formatting really does is underscore the fact that Marx coins polysyllabic neologisms to make his obiter dicta sound like they're actually important. In fact, his treatises are filled to the brim with words that have yet to appear in any accepted dictionary. But this is something to be filed away for future letters. At present, I wish to focus on only one thing: the fact that I am ashamed to admit that I live on the same planet as Marx. Nevertheless, I can state with absolute certainty that Marx recently got caught red-handed trying to eliminate the plebiscitary mechanisms that ensure a free and democratic society. Well, surprise, surprise, surprise, as Gomer Pyle would say.

    Marx is inherently rapacious, obstinate, and mindless. Oh, and he also has a dirty mode of existence. He exhibits a malicious mean streak whenever someone states that he thumbs his nose at some of the very things I treasure. In the presence of high heaven and before the civilized world I therefore assert that even his thralls are afraid that he will create profound emotional distress for people on both sides of the issue one of these days. I have seen their fear manifested over and over again, and it is further evidence that if you are not smart enough to realize this, then you become the victim of your own ignorance. I predict that one day, people will generally agree that Marx's appeal to unilateralism is dangerous stuff. This is a prediction that will not be true in all cases but it is expected to become more common as time passes. Marx is frightened that we might outline his troubling pattern of lying, incompetence, and carelessness. That's why he's trying so hard to prevent whistleblowers from reporting that many of us are too naïve and trusting. It takes a lot of convincing to get us to see a person as inherently perfidious or inherently amoral. Alas, Marx is doing all he can to provide us with unmistakable proof that he is inherently both. For instance, Marx wants to equip drugged-out purveyors of malice and hatred with flame throwers, hand grenades, and heat-seeking missiles. Who does he think he is? I mean, my long-term goal is to create greater public understanding of the damage caused by his hatchet jobs. Unfortunately, much remains to be done. As you may have noticed, from the very beginning, cheeky sluggards have labored to recruit into their ranks the sons and daughters of the powerful, famous, and rich, so to speak.

    If I try really, really hard, I can almost see why Marx would want to foment, precipitate, and finance large-scale wars to emasculate and bankrupt nations and thereby force them into a one-world government. That doesn't necessarily mean that no thoughtful person can question that he has for so long been nursing the wrongs he imagines the world had done him that Marx is determined to exact revenge by teaching our children a version of history that is not only skewed, distorted, and wrong but dangerously so, although it might. Rather, it means that he contends that the laws of nature don't apply to him. Sounds rather vitriolic, doesn't it? Well, that's Marx for you. He is not only immoral but amoral. To put this in context, Marx has remarked that this is the best of all possible worlds and that he is the best of all possible people. This is a comment that should chill the spine of anyone with moral convictions. To make sure you understand I'll spell it out for you. For starters, we must all face the storm and stress of building a world overflowing with compassion and tolerance. This exercise will, at the very least, demonstrate to the world that I think that one personality trait that's common to many unstable wisenheimers is arrogance—a trait that Marx has in abundance. You probably think that too. But Marx does not think that. Marx thinks that cultural tradition has never contributed a single thing to the advancement of knowledge or understanding.

    In a similar vein, Marx accuses me of being impolite in my responses to his unholy circulars. Let's see: He disgorges his disparaging and arrogant comments on a topic of which he is wholly ignorant, and he expects a polite reply? What is he, crotchety? To add another dimension to this argument, let me mention that he has stated that it's okay if his reportages initially cause our quality of life to degrade because "sometime", "someone" will do "something" "somehow" to counteract that trend. I, hardheaded cynic that I am, find such declaratory statements quite telling. They tell me that Marx has certainly never given evidence of thinking extensively. Or at all, for that matter.

    I call upon Marx to stop his oppression, lies, immorality, and debauchery. I call upon him to be a man of manners, principles, honour, and purity. And finally, I call upon him to forgo his desire to turn the trickle of stoicism into a tidal wave.

    Marx has been trying for some time to convince people that university professors must conform their theses and conclusions to his appalling prejudices if they want to publish papers and advance their careers. Don't believe his hype! Marx has just been offering that line as a means to plant the seeds of sensationalism into the tabulae rasae of children's minds. We must show him that we are not powerless pedestrians on the asphalt of life. We must show Marx that we can shoo away him like the annoying bug that he is. Maybe then Marx will realize that I find his cacoëthes loquendi most irritating. That's self-evident, and even Marx would probably agree with me on that. Even so, he is absolutely mistaken if he believes that everything will be hunky-dory if we let him substitute breast-beating and schwarmerei for action and honest debate. Still, the issue of what to do about Karl Marx's insensitive utterances is far from settled. The letter you just read should be seen as a starting point for dialogue on this controversial issue.
  • ERICH IST NOCH EINMAL VERSCHWUNDEN

    10. Apr. 2011, 8:47

    ERICH IST VERSCHWUNDEN ! 1!!! :_(
    ALSO, ES IST NOCH NEUN UHR DREIßIG
    ABER WIR MÜSSEN ERST ERICH FINDEN
    ICH GLAUBE, DASS ERICH SCHON TOT IST
    SEIT LANGE IST ER GESTORBEN
    NA JA, FAST VERROTTET
    ABER WIR MÜSSEN IMMER NOCH ERICH FINDEN
  • Liturgy equals posers?

    8. Jun. 2009, 16:07

    I sure think so.

    Disclaimer: this article is not about the musical qualities of Liturgy's last album. This is about the lyrics particularly. Now, on the musical side, the album is pretty good. Too bad the lyrics are what they are...

    Liturgy's lyrics are supposed to be anti-christian (according to MA), but I'm not completely convinced about this.

    If anything, the lyrics strike me (for the most part) as being pro-christian, but in a non-orthodox way: they deny the church but praise the "lost gospels" which are supposed to be the words of Christ anyway.

    Let's quote Shrine of Moria: A battle for scripture and faith ensues, these are the lost gospels buried again, these are the words of Christ. buried again, these are the lost gospels, the faiths we never knew Notice this is a verse on its own and is not taken "out of context".

    Now check the lyrics for Shrouded in Suffering, as you can probably see, the lyrics are exposing the alteration of christian gospels, and the hiding of other less-known christian documents (probably referring to the dead sea scrolls, the gospel of Judas, or some shit like that). But it claims these hidden/buried/cryptic christian documents are "authentic relics", and that "Thomas must be heard". To me this only is against the modern view of christianity as supported by the catholic church, but it is in no way against "ancient" forms of christianity.

    And how about the lyrics on Scars of the Saints? They bash gnostic gospels, talk about a (christian) revelation coming form "documents of christian antiquity". And again claim modern "scholars" and believers are miles away from the truth that lies only in ancient and secret christian scripture. All of this is said in a way that makes me wonder why they're trying so hard not to use words that could be perceived as directly insulting modern christianity (and its branches and sub-divisions). It's as if they're merely stating their point without trying to make the church angry. This already seems like something that is way too soft for a Death Metal band, and miles away from being anti-christian.

    Other lyrics in the album condemn the church's past actions and how many people have died in the name of "god", and continue to identify "heretics" as people who don't follow the present views of christianity but rather are excommunicated because they follow what the true and ancient documents say, or at least that's what I make of it..

    Down of Ash's lyrics say: "Split a piece of wood and I am there.
    Lift a stone and you will find me." I will never
    rest until I am found.
    Obviously these are words which according to the bible were supposedly said by Christ.

    The closer you come, temptation grows stronger.
    You must find atonement for the demons. They
    will come and feed on the weak. I am all around
    you. I live inside you.
    This verse follows the one quoted above. It tells the listener that Christ lives inside him and is all around him. It mentions demons, but more in a personal way (avoiding temptation) than mythological, and even if it is said in the traditional sense, I see it as being rather misleading, for it mentions finding atonement (religious/spiritual reconciliation) for the demons, or you'll be weak and will become their food. Well, I still see no solid anti-christianity here, and this is the closest I see this album coming to being slightly anti-christian.

    Wounds of Christ is a full-on blowjob towards Jesus. I mean, come on! "Back lashings bleed as the blood odor reeks of flowers"? Fuck you.

    I could keep quoting lyrics from their one and only commercial album "Down of Ash", but I won't because going further into this would be giving them too much importance (as if I haven't done so already, hah). In any case, read the lyrics yourself if you still think they're "anti-christians".

    Perhaps I'm misunderestimating them; if so, you're free to explain this to me.

    Otherwise... I still think these people are posing as anti-christians to deliver a positive view on (ancient) christianity. For this reason I think:

    This band sucks ass.

    I also believe Liturgy are yet another band that has come to be part of a certain trend; a trend which has been seen a lot in American Death Metal, Brutal Death Metal and Deathcore bands in the last years: graphic and violence-ridden lyrics about gore, with no compromises--and yet, Christ-hugging morals underneath it all, and even some pro-Christian lyrics and messages buried within the walls of brutality. Yet another "Jesus is cool" movement, aimed to gain followers amongst death-metallers.

    These christian posers sicken me.

    The only two bearable songs in the album (lyrics-wise) are the Brodequin and Disgorge(US) covers, says I.

    Nikintemictisneki.

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  • Breed Deadness Blood is a perfect album

    23. Dez. 2008, 20:01



    You can not argue about this. Because I didn't allow comments on this journal entry, and also because it's indisputably true.
  • I am now officially single

    17. Jul. 2008, 8:34

    Hey! Isn't this just funny?



    A genetic variation which evolved to protect people of African descent against malaria has now been shown to increase their susceptibility to HIV infection by up to 40 per cent, according to new research. Conversely, the same variation also appears to prolong survival of those infected with HIV by approximately two years.
    Good luck, Africa! HA HA HA.

    Discussing the findings, Professor Weiss said: "The big message here is that something that protected against malaria in the past is now leaving the host more susceptible to HIV".
    Weiss rhymes with Weiß. Quite a fitting lastname indeed!



    HIV affects 25 million people in sub-Saharan Africa today, an HIV burden greater than any other region of the world. Around 90 per cent of people in Africa carry the genetic variation, meaning that it may be responsible for an estimated 11 per cent of the HIV burden there. The authors observe that sexual behaviour and other social factors do not fully explain the large discrepancy in HIV prevalence in populations around the world
    CONTINENT IS CLOSED, DUE TO AIDS, MOVE ALONG.

    Lolololol.

    ALSO - Geneticists now show that a Cro-Magnoid individual who lived in Southern Italy 28,000 years ago was a modern European, genetically as well as anatomically.
    OK COOL, and after 28,000 years we still don't know how to properly shot web. I guess there weren't a lot of wikipedia contributors back in the paleolithic besides the classic obnoxious nerds (unlike myself, who am a non-obnoxious one).




    Vulva.



    Ahmad Suradji was a serial killer in Indonesia. Suradji, a cattle-breeder born in 1951, he was also known as Nasib Kelewang, or by his alias Datuk. He admitted to killing 42 girls and women over a period of 11 years. His victims ranged in age from 11 to 30, and were strangled with a cable after being buried up to their waists in the ground as part of a ritual.
    Alright, now that guy knew how to party! ...But all good things must come to an end.

    Suradji was arrested on May 2, 1997, after bodies were discovered near his home on the outskirts of Medan, the capital of North Sumatra. He buried his victims in a sugarcane plantation near his home, with heads of the victims facing his house, which he believed would give him extra power.
    I guess you can never have enough murder-victim heads facing your house to avoid gettin' caught :/, is that a hair?.

    He told police that he had a dream in 1988 in which his father's ghost told him to kill 70 women and drink their saliva, so that he could become a mystic healer. As a sorcerer, women came to him for spiritual advice or on making themselves more beautiful or richer.
    Well, EX-Q-ZE MOI. But I think this charming individual was making quite a social service here, a few women had to die so their saliva would empower a man to make all other women HOT AND RICH, isn't that awesome?.



    His three wives―all sisters―were also arrested for assisting in the murders and helping to hide the bodies. One of his wives, Tumini, was tried as his accomplice. The trial began on December 11, 1997, with a 363-page charge against him, and although Suradji maintained his innocence, he was found guilty on April 27, 1998 by a three-judge panel in Lubukpakam. He was sentenced to death by firing squad and executed on July 10, 2008
    You shall be missed *tear*, you great, great man.

    Mass incest.
  • Black Dahlia Murder: melodic death metal(?) for faggots

    1. Jul. 2008, 4:27

    Ok, this is just to make fun of that "band" of these Michigan fuckheads.

    This is not made to amuse or something like that, also this band isn't too good for me like that fatty hxc kid of cyanide257 said, he fails so hard.

    What I want to say is that this band is shit, why do people like it? why do they sell records? WHY DO THEY EXIST? Whoever bought their CD should be hanged or executed with a nailgun... it's amazing how many polycounts their new album has here!

    Sure, there are kids who think this band is the most n infernulz lyrics thing they have ever heard (especially the scene kids). But for listeners of REAL melodic death metal, this band is something to laugh at and joke about.


    That's right, those queers with "lolhipster" posses are the innovators of the awesome "real, serious-ass, murderous" melodicity.


    I honestly don't understand why faggots have had a sudden interest in Melodic Death Metal (although this is not new for metalcore at all). This is disgusting. Check this if you don't belive me:
    Some fag's Myspace

    These bands are too stupid to realize that relying on the same plagiarised riffs throughout one single album does not get you anywhere. Well, maybe with the scene kids it does, but not with people who have a sense of integrity.

    Just talking about them will make my pubic hair fall for the fact that they are total crap and useless musicians, the drummer (if hitting randomly the drumset like an epileptic idiot makes you a drummer, ok) is ridiculous.

    The vocals. They're horrible. Everyone can perform almost growly screamo screeches, and theirs are stupid as fuck. He attemps to sound brutal/angsty, but it ends up sounding ridiculus. I can't believe that they actually need a member to exclusively perform vocals, even Chester Bennington or Fred Durst could do them. What a complete joke.

    With a band this boring and typical, I would rather run outside naked, take a shit in the middle of the street and be arrested by The Police. That would be much more entertaining and adrenaline pumping than this worthless band.


    Oh lawd, funny n seriouz guys aren't they?


    This band is the most generic, boring bullshit I've ever heard in "extreme" metal. The first thing that I noticed is that there are no balls. I am aware that there are bands that have managed to come up with good shit without the balls factor (Shining, for example), but balls in BDM's sound feel necessary, because their songs feel very empty whenever emoness comes up, which is another big problem in every album.

    What we have here is even worse than St. Anger... these idiots are emos who heard an At the Gates song, then some My Chemical Romance, and predicted the trend coming and fucking ran with it... now, I don't have something against ATG, but this is .

    They even have the cynism to say "the record is very well writen and has elements of pop and electronic music. Its one of my favorite records" about an band called Scarlet. Are they that trendy and just wanna be accepted, or do they really think that this is REAL metal? LMFAO

    Anyways, THIS IS SOME AWESOME MURDEROUS MELODY-FILLED MUSIC so all the pitninjas can unleash their angst and feel mighty and powerful.... Muhammed!, I don't understand those stupid moshers, music wasn't made to do karate and kung fu at shows, music was made to enjoy, every cool concert I've been has been ruined by those idiots, they even dared to mosh at Torsofuck and Belphegor shows here... but oh well, enjoy your moshing brutality, faggots.

    I do fucking know how Black Dahlia Murder have so many playcounts here, and how they got signed, but not even Three Days Grace and Trivium combined could do a worse job than they did with the newer albums. Once again, fuck Black Dahlia Murder and fuck this fake-ass "murderous metal". Ignore this band at all costs and listen to something more worthwhile.

    These assholes should be hanged and gunshot along with those queers of Most Precious Blood, All Shall Perish, Through the Eyes of the Dead, As Blood Runs Black, The Red Chord, they are the same shit.

    "It’s quite a bit more personal lyrically, ranging from anthems of cheap sex and drug use to more classic Black Dahlia Murder horror style," says Strnad. "I’ve tried to reinvent BDM lyrically here. It’s still dark. It’s still really evil shit.". It's idiotic, wannabe-meany garbage, in each song, it's about a guy who cries, and denies society while sucking cocks. Yeah, I know I shouldn't complain, as the music is not about the lyrics at all, but come on... fucking faggots. Just check the video below to laugh a little, they recorded that video with 5 bucks I guess...



    I have no idea how they got so popular; they're worse than Taking Back Sunday and Green Day combined. Black Dahlia Murder is the reason why metal is slowly dying. Nowadays it's all about who's better than who in terms of faggotry, which is not what metal, is all about, or how many goddamn hardcore riffs you can fit into each song.

    If I were you, I'd listen to some Hypocrisy, or some Amon Amarth, or even Mors Principium Est if you want sweet melodies in your metal. However, if you want some generic emo gay bullshit... then go for it.

    And to finish I call this "" because faggots love cocks and don't give two fucks about not being faggots. What a perfect comparison.

    P.D.: I recommend you go kill yourself first if you like Black Dahlia Murder, Most Precious Blood, All Shal Perish and Suicide Silence and all of that "Melodicore Deathcore Metalcore" shit bands out there.

    P.P.D.: I don't know what I recommend you to do next.

    (links)
    A BDM interview, in which Bart Williams talks about how they're all faggots who listen to Hip-Hop, Rock, and also to Pop-influenced music.
  • Decent Albums

    22. Jun. 2008, 7:06

    Some albums are bound to find a place they call "home" in the mind of the listener. Here's a list of a few albums that are in my opinion close to perfection:

    • A Blaze In The Northern Sky: The greatest Darkthrone album ever made. I don't think they could top this one even if they actually tried. Darkthrone might have turned into a sort of joke band for some people, but that doesn't make this album any less awesome. What I like about it musically is definitely everything, including the production which is raw, but fits the whole concept of the record pretty well.
    • Desert Northern Hell: Perhaps not the most "cult" album by Tsjuder, still Desert Northern Hell is a great example of straightforward Black Metal, retaining a traditionalistic sound which still is not bound to remain uncreative. This is an album I recommend to any fan of Metal in general (Except perhaps to people who really detest Black Metal).
    • Manifestations 2002: Why not any other album by DSO? Why Manifestations 2002? Well, it simply has an outstanding assortment of songs, the thing with other Deathspell Omega albums is that I often like some songs and are bored by the rest of them, but this album never fails to catch my attention.
    • Manifesting the Raging Beast: The dying proof that melody has a place in "true" Black Metal. "Intelligent" lyrics (well, as Intelligent as something religious can be), this is not the standard God bashery, and also the vocals sound at the same time calmed, fierce, insane, and mysterious.
    • Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam: To most people this isn't the best Gorgoroth album, but to me it is because it keeps me ententained.
    • Panzer Division Marduk: Some people bash this one for being just an unoriginal blastbeat fest, to me every song in it is different from the others (although this might be just a side-effect one gets from listening to it so much). Truth be told, Marduk here is not as chaotic as Funeral Mist, Antaeus or Katharsis, also not as brutal as Archgoat, Bestial Warlust, or Tenebrosus, but hey at least it delivers both quality and consistency.
    • De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas: Best Mayhem album, created by "The original Mayhem" and a genre-defining piece. I'm sure most people agree with this. Not much to say about it that hasn't been said before. Great songs, and possibly a peculiar vocal performance.
    • Draco Sit Mihi Dux: Shortly after I started to ponder which Ondskapt album to include on this list, I decided to include this one because I like every single song in it. The vocals are otherworldly, the atmosphere is one of the most embracing I have experienced.
    • Perdition Gospel: This album is made of memorable riffing, very capable drumming, perceivable basslines, echoes vocals, and win. With just four tracks it is perhaps too short, but on the other side all of these tracks are quality tracks.
    • Mystérion Tés Anomias: As with the previous album (well, actually the previous one is an EP, but who cares), this one has only four tracks. These four tracks, though, have earned this band quite a reputation and it's certainly not a coincidence. The drumming here is just right, and the vocals could hardly carry any more scorn.
    • De Contemplanda Morte: A slow and powerful album, with a ghastly content that sounds as evil as it sounds ethereal, this album holds a good share entropy, majesty, and interesting musicianship.
    • IV: The Eerie Cold: Depressive Black Metal. I don't get what's so depressive about it, surely it's the lyrics but they're in Swedish and I can only understand a few lines anyway. I won't get into that matter, which seems to be so common in DSBM bands' shoutboxes these days (weather or not DSBM is "emo" or "not true" because it is supposedly focused on a feature perceived as 'weak' by the hard-boiled Legionnaires of Infernal Perdition that call themselves Trve Black Metal Heads). I just like the stuff in this album, it's highly artsy and so forth. I guess only fags like Kvaforth can create such blasturbashino music. But really I do like this album, seriously.

      There are two things that all of these albums share in my opinion, these (among other things) make them such masterpieces:
      - They're varied.
      - They ont les plúsè grandés âtmosfères dè róses mélancoliqués noirês (notfrench).
      - ALL KILLER NO FILLER, SIR.

      Some bands are cool (etc) but didn't make it into the list because some of their songs are crappy.
    • Watain: SWORN. TO THE DARK. Please, could I get more cheese in a single song? Come on guys. Watain could make a truly great album if they were more like in the old Casus Luciferi days, nowadays the vocalist dude looks like Axl Rose or something.
    • Other Blaelk Meterl bands/albums: shall perhaps be posted later.

      The end.












  • Something I need to get off my chest

    14. Jun. 2008, 4:09


    S­up.

    There are different kinds of Black Metal, and one of them is the atmospheric one. There are many ways of performing back metal of the aforementioned kind; from the buzzy guitars of the burzum-esque sound to the more ambient and doom inspired material, to the pseudo-electronic and noisy kin.

    Now, no band is like another one―every band is special in some way; however, there are a couple of bands that I find uninteresting, and they all sound pretty similar so I guess there's a confession here to be made:

    Any band that sounds like anything thusfar released by Defaillance or Caïna is not pleasant to my ears, and...


    I PREFER DEATH METAL OVER

    THAT KIND OF BORING CRAP.



    Thank you.