I mean, you've got that switch up there that changes the theme to red or black, but come on, where's purple?

I demand more colors! Not everyone looks at the world in black & red you know. Shit, purple is better than black and red combined…bla….ed….yeah, blaed.

I change the theme to black and I feel like some monofascist emo loser, and if it's red…well, let's just say it feels like a virtual K mart.

Anyways, you know the user is always right, so get to work on that. Chop chop.

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It takes thirty-two muscles to frown, and it takes close to a hundred to type up an entry like this. Got it? Good. Pay attention now, as what I tell you may not make sense, but neither is the shit on your television, so pick one, plant your ass, and open your mind.

Roman mythology has less loopholes than christianity, don't believe me? Good, you've got a sense of independance. Give yourself a cupcake.

Now, apply that independance to your environment. When everyone wears black, wear indigo. When everyone cries, laugh. When everyone's speaking, remain silent and listen.

Don't let…

A self parking car? Fuck you. I get so pissed whenever I see that commercial… "I used to have to park myself." –What kind of shit is that? As if the dumbshit rich people of this country weren't already pampered enough, they can't press a pedal and turn a fucking wheel now?

Don't get me started, your customers already control 90% of this country's wealth, they don't need much else to be happy. Why don't you take the manpower and money you put into building these smart-cars and use it to help those who'd give their fucking leg and arm…

Every bit as good as I had hoped it would be! I can even stack it up to the first. It's a good thing the director stayed true to his indie style, and didn't go easy on the humor.

Haven't payed much attention to my last.fm as of late…that's why there's such a big gap in my journals…Oh well, it's not like people read them anyways, rofl.

Same old, same old. Bush still sucks. Vault and tacos still rock, and I'm glad to say clerks does aswell. :D

I got my new August issue of PSM, and I saw on the front "Why pay? Win a PS3" and I quickly flipped through everything else just to get to the page with the contest.

Basically, if my 50-words-or-less description of how I'd raise enough money for a PS3 is clever and funny enough, I'll get a spankin' new chrome-rimmed 600$ PS3!

I could be taking some major chances with this, being as disc-based consoles have had a rough history of launching with defective consoles… But hell, it's free! What have I got to lose?

In the very same issue…

Finding a black person in the crowd on the blue collar comedy show. No, really, I'm serious, try to find one. Plus, it'll more fun than actually watching the antics of those toothless rednecks.

Maybe that's just me talking out of anger… Anger due to Dave Chappelle quitting the chappelle show. Something inside of me tells me I shouldn't watch those lost episodes that comedy central is showing, becuase that's the reason why he's leaving. That, and he wanted to donate profits of the show to charity. Isn't that a good thing comedy central?

I really hope it's all rumors…If…

Yes that's right, it's apparently getting very little attention compared to Napoleon Dynamite. Which is a good thing, becuase it was the attention itself that pretty much killed any hilarity Napoleon Dynamite had in it.

Not that fads are a bad thing, but even something as indie and sleeper-hit-worthy as the before mentioned movie, can get overhyped and um…."fadded out."

About Nacho though, I thought it was pretty funny. There were a couple scenes in it that made me laugh like I hadn't in a while. Jack Black really did a good job of playing Nacho's character, mainly becuase he's…

It's the best drink ever, admit it people. It's got a punch way greater than a lot of the pussy drinks out there, and a great lime hybrid taste to boot.

Surge may have died out, but it's come back, as Vault, and it's kicking more ass than ever. I've been hearing a lot of this "mountain dew mdx is better hurr" but face it, Vault > Mountain Dew.

Maybe it's all opinion, but I still want to give the peeps at coke major props for bringing back this crack-in-a-can.

Well… This place look pretty neat. I like the whole concept of sharing tastes of music in a friendly community like this… Or atleast it looks friendly… O_o

lol, well, I won't be playing that much of a variety of songs right now, being as I can't even fit a lot of my music on this oldass computer, but I'm getting a new one *really* soon, then I can fill it up with tunes all you folks can gaze upon. :P