Before you ask, yes I am ok and no I don't need any medication. The following may be painful, random, silly, dumb, lame, what-the-fuck-is-he-smoking-I-want-some-ish, and just flat out untrue but enjoy!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG So like, I just got a copy of the new Brittknee Spars album and I so excited. I nearly killed myself getting to the store (damn those homeless people jumping in front of me! I was like OMG LIKE NOW SEE, I'M MAMI, AND THAT MAKES U PAPI, AND THAT MAKES US LOVI HA HA HEE HEE HA HA HO IS…

So I wrote this review back in… what? 2003? Something like that. When did Britney makeout with that old chick that needs to retire? Whatever. In my overly exuberant lust for Miss Spears, I made my ex girlfriend get the CD and write a review while listening to it. That's not all… I did a site dedicated to the album's release and the lyrics to the songs weren't available so I made her write them out (is that not great or what?!)

Ok here's mine completely unedited for shits and giggles… yes I did spell against incorrectly and clearly someone…

I watched Britney Spears' new documentary For The Record on MTV tonight and I have to say it was possibly the best documentary I have ever watched. I don't think we've ever got that close into her personal life, no matter how many cameras have followed her throughout the years.

Throughout the whole thing I definitely felt a connection with her, I feel for her and it's clear she is still unhappy and hurting. It was clear she is not placing the blame entirely on other people, but taking some of it herself too, and for that she should be…

It's time for another one of these blogs but this time for Miss Spears. Of course as mentioned in the Westlife blog, this 5,000 isn't all the plays of Britney, there's several thousand more, but this is since I got iTunes in June of 2007.

I've been a fan of Britney since she started in 1998, she was what started my never ending obsession with pop music. I recall first seeing her when I found this little program called TRL on MTV, she was on to her second single, Sometimes, by this time. Of course that program became much much…

My first 5,000 plays for one artist since June of 2007 was hit the other day with the wonderful Westlife. This isn't my 5,000th play of Westlife overall, it's a little higher than that, but I lost all other data in my other music player which included years of plays. The 5,000th play was World of Our Own (Acoustic) @ 04:55 AM GMT May 25th, or 11:55 PM May 24th EST for me.

I had heard Westlife's "Swear It All Over Again" play on US radio and liked it a bit. However, they disappeared quick here due…

I looked up all the #1's in the US and UK on my birthday. This proves what I already knew, around mid 2004 the recording industry started going down hill and it has yet to recover.

So, my birthdate is March 13th 1989.

On that day, No.1 single was :
UK : Too Many Broken Hearts
US : Lost In Your Eyes

On my 1st birthday 03.13.1990 :
UK : Dub Be Good To Me
US : Escapade

On my 2nd birthday 03.13.1991 :
UK : Should I Stay Or Should I Go
US : Someday

On my 3rd birthday…

Put your music player on shuffle….use the song titles as your answers

Story of your life…

What should they have played when you were born?:
Willa Ford - Haunted Heart

What song will people play at your funeral?:
Danity Kane - Is Anybody Listening

What song will you play at your wedding?:
Elton John - The Bitch Is Back

What song will you play at your 50'th birthday party?:
Paris Hilton - Heartbeat

If you get your dream life…

What song will you dance to when you win the lottery?:
Ashlee Simpson - Better Off

What song will you play…

1. What are you listening to right now?
Britney Spears - Piece Of Me

2. What song makes you sad?
None really…

3. What is the most annoying song in the world?
Anything by the top 20 artists on last.fm really. (minus Madonna)

4. Your all time favorite band?
The Veronicas

5. Your newly discovered band is?
Us5

6. Best female voice?
Um, Leona Lewis, Mariah Carey, or Christina Aguilera

7. Best male voice?
Anthony Callea is pretty amazing.

8. Music type you find yourself listening to most?
Pop and dance as always

9. What do you…

1. How did you get into 29?
Delta Goodrem, A friend of mine linked me to her I Don't Care video and I LOVED it.

2. What was the first song you ever heard by 22?
Michael Jackson… hm, probably Thriller.

3. What's your favorite lyric by 33?
Matt Pokora, from Dangerous, 'That girl is evil and her love should be illegal'.

4. What is your favorite album by 49?
I don't have a #49, so we'll say Danity Kane… Don't really have a favorite album by them, just like a few songs.

5.…

Okay, so I don't think this math really checks out in terms of coming up with a logical percent, but I suck at math. I copied the method from someone elses page so don't blame me :P

Take your top 25 artists, and find out how many listeners they have.

———-
Westlife 135,422
Britney Spears 549,567
Cascada 253,929
The Veronicas 102,447
Rachel Stevens 54,423
Ashley Tisdale 56,552
Shayne Ward 35,743
Backstreet Boys 287,587
A1 27,995
Anthony Callea 3,404
Jordin Sparks 35,242
Rihanna 518,023
High School Musical 2 15,922
Leona Lewis 111,541
Zac Efron & Vanessa Anne Hudgens 962
Cher 192,956…