I missed my new computers 1st birthday

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23. Apr. 2012, 19:32

I'm distraught.........what more can i say?
as a computer it does exactly what it says on the box
it's still silent
it's never once broke down
It can do everything
Sitting here thinking about it, i'm feeling a bit sorry i didn't announce the arrival of my Ipad, or a new washing machine that i had to buy when the other one exploded in a tsunami of concrete, twisted stainless steel, Jagged, life threatening 2 feet long shards of plastic, not to mention the dirty soapy washing...................... but thats all in the past now...............and i must stop bringing it up at social events and works outings............. the doctor said............................and in coffee shops, and when i'm on the market, or when someones talking about their children......................or if i'm near anyone who's drinking......................or when i'm talking to old people, basically, just try and block it and thank god you didn't take pictures "IMAGINE THAT" a permanent reminder! "WAIT" !!!! I i seem to remember Mrs Monsoon took pictures for the insurance............oh my god i'll have to have them erased from her phone "IMAGINE THAT" it would come back and haunt me guaranteed 100%, i could turn this journal thing into a multi national global conglomorate, wishing your electrical equipment happy birthday, i wonder if i might've stumbled onto something here...........
*MESSAGE TO SELF* look back at this when your normal.........

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