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24. Okt. 2006, 2:11

This is a list of songs that have 10 words or more in the title. This was originally just something I started out of boredom, but it’s becoming a hell of a list now. If you see any songs you know that aren’t on here just tell me and I’ll add them.

-We Were Stoned When We Thought Up the Title of This and We Didn't Want to Give It a Name That We Had to Explain as 'Oh Yeah We Were Stoned When We Thought of It' So We're Just Calling It Improvisational Jam 11-02-01

-Picturesque: Cataclysm Savour: And the Little Things That Make Us Smile

-when it's raining like this it feels as if we’re the only ones in the world. i wish it would just keep raining so the three of us could stay together

-Install a Beak in the Heart That Clucks Time in Arabic

-You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance

-13 Angels Standing Guard 'round the Side of Your Bed

-Sisters! Brothers! Small Boats of Fire Are Falling From the Sky!

-Tho You Are Gone I Still Often Walk With You

-There's a River in the Valley Made of Melting Snow

-Your Kung Fu Is Old...And Now You Must Die!

-Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More by the Spring of Rape, Despaire, and Hopelessness

-(Gorgeous curves lovely fragments labyrinthed on occasions entwined charms, a few stories at any longer sworn to gathered from a guileless angel and the hilt edges of old hearts, if they do in the guilt of deep despondency.)

-The Philosophical Signifigance Of Shooting My Sister In The Face: An Essay by James Secord

-The Son of a Disgruntled X-Postal Worker Reflects on His Life While Getting Stoned in the Parking Lot of a Winn Dixie Listening to Metallica

-I Just Took My Two Sleeping Pills And Now I'm Like A Bridgegroom Standing At The Altar

-In My Role as the Most Hated Singer in the Local Underground Music Scene

-I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It

-I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Videos

-I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women

-i made your kid get a.i.d.s so you could watch it die

-When You Don't Control Your Government People Want To Kill You

-Until You Come Back To Me (That's What I'm Gonna Do)

-You Probably Couldn't See for the Lights but You Were Looking Straight at Me

-Can You Hear Me When I Talk To You?

-If You Want It to Be Good Girl (Get Yourself a Bad Boy) (lol)

-Behold, the armies of war descend screaming from the heavens!

-And Lo, When the Imperium Marches Against Gul-Kothoth, Then Dark Sorceries Shall Enshroud the Citadel of the Obsidian Crown

-The Dark Liege of Chaos is unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'Zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire Part II)

-Cry Havoc for Glory, And the Annihilation of the Titans of Chaos (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath The Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire, Part III)

-If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me

-Ed ora io domando tempo al tempo ed il tempo mi riponed...non ne ho!

-They Provide The Paint For The Picture-Perfect Masterpiece That You Will Paint On The Inside Of Your Eyelids

-(If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don't Wanna Be Right

-Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey

-A Lapdance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying

-Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)

-I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

-The Siege and Investiture of Baron Von Frankenstein's Castle at Weisseria

- It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry

-Tight Connection to My Heart (Has Anybody Seen My Love)

-Most Likely You Go Your Way (And I'll Go Mine)

-Your Reality's A Fantasy But Your Fantasy Is Killing Me

-If You Were A Woman (And I Was A Man)

-Cory & the Mandara Suicide Pyramid Action or Gas Satori

-a. Lookbehindu... and the Pregnant Way to Carry an Art Text Book b. Psychedelic Scarecrows

-Hard to be a Husband, Hard to be a Wife

-Good to Know That If I Ever Need Attention All I Have to Do Is Die

-Never Become Emotionally Attached to Man Woman, Beast or Child

-It's A Fast Driving Rave-Up With The Dandy Warhols Sixteen Minutes

-Everything I Ever Wanted To Know About Genocide I Learned In The Third Grade

-The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You

- Do I Have To Come Right Out And Say It

-I Don't Want to Come Back Down from this Cloud

-A simple song with an overly long title (your MP3 player will not like it at all, and might refuse point blank to play it), which is nothing but a pathetic and blatant attempt to get into the record books with the longest title ever, by the rather obvious (and very silly) means of rambling on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on without rhyme or reason, and, more importantly, without stopping, ceasing or pausing (except for breath and a little punctuation) [The built-in redundancy of the title is noted and welcomed, as it adds to the overall length of the said title, which is, after all, the point of the exercise (the song itself being merely an afterthought (although it does have quite a pretty tune if you like that sort of thing (I do)))]


-If I Had to Do It All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You

-I Need Some Fine Wine And You, You Need To Be Nicer

-Someday, in the Event that Mankind Figures Out What It Is That This World Revolves Around, Thousands of People Are Going to Be Shocked and Perplexed to Find Out That It Was Not Them. Sometimes This Includes Me

-I Never Want an Easy Life If Me and He Were Ever to Get There

-Gunslinging Bird Or If Charlie Parker Were A Gunslinger, They'd Be A Whole Lot Of Dead Copycats

-Regretting What I Said to You When You Called Me at 11:00 on Friday Morning to Tell Me That 1:00 Friday Afternoon You Were Gonna Leave Your Office, Go Downstairs, Hail a Cab, to Go Out to the Airport, to Catch a Plane, to Go Skiing in the Alps for Two Weeks. Not That I Wanted to Go with You; I Wasn't Able to Leave Town, I'm Not a Very Good Skiier, I Couldn't Expect You to Pay My Way, But After Going Out with You for Three Years, I Don't Like Surprises. (A Musical Apology)

-(I Don't Want To) Hang Up My Rock And Roll Shoes

-Mama, Won't You Keep Them Castles In The Air And Burning

-I Did Not Mean To Fall Asleep While We Were Having Sex

-A Fag Killed His Mum Before Knowing She Would Have Done Great Things For Him In The Next Years

-It's OK! And I Trust You, But I'd Like To Be 100% Sure Anyway..

-As Your Feet Step On The Roof Now, I Feel Like My Life's Gonna Change Soon (The Death Of My Head, Part 1)

-Now That The Glass Is Inside My Body, Come On, Come And Extract It!

-...Maybe A Vocal Handicap Could Make Us Reach The First Place On A Best Album Of The Year Chart Of Some Music Website (The Death Of My Head, Part 2)

-Red Birds Will Fly Out of the East and Destroy Paris in a Night

-When the Boy in Your Arms (Is the Boy in Your Heart)

-I Watched Friday The 13th At My Grandmother's House And She Wasn't Into It (But She Let Me Watch It Anyway)

-It's Good To Be On The Road Back Home Again

-Long Song Titles Aren't Cool Anymore Because The Rest Of You Fuckers Are No Good At It

-In The Kingdom Where Everything Dies, The Sky Is Mortal

-The Seven Seals Are Revealed At The End Of Time As Seven Bows: The Bloodbow, The Pissbow, The Painbow, The Faminebow, The Deathbow, The Angerbow, The Hohohobow

-Two Ex Lovers Staring At Each Other, Knowing That They're Going In Different Directions, Breeding A False Sense Of Hope

-(Repeat/Return) or When The Seventh Angel Sounded His Trumpet, And There Were Loud Voices In Heaven, Which Said: "The Kingdom of The World Has Become The Kingdom of Our Lord And of His Christ, And He Will Reign Foreverandever" Etc...

-In the Kingdom of the Blind the One-Eyed Are Kings

-The Island, Come And See, The Landlord's Daughter, You'll Not Feel The Drowning

-The Planet That Once Used to Absorb Flesh in Order to Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated to the Flesh That It Desired...)

-The Putrefying Road in the Nineteenth Extremity (...Somewhere inside the Bowels of Endlessness...)

-Do You Know The Way To San Jose?

-Although I Dropped $100,000 (I Found a Million Dollars in Your Smile)

-Anyone Who Names a Track "Anyone Who Names a Track So and So Can Kiss My Such and Such Ass Can Kiss My (Adjective) (Noun) Ass" Can Kiss My (Better Adjective) (Better Noun) Ass

-A Distorted Reality Is Now a Necessity to Be Free

- I'll Hold You In My Heart (Till I Can Hold You In My Arms)

-When The Apple Blossoms Bloom In The Windmills Of Your Mind I'll Be Your Valentine

-http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2006/10/24/2haxel_ridiculously_long_song_titles/

-The Excrementory Grindfuckers Open The Stomachs Of Natural Born Anus And Strangle Them With Their Guts

-Picknick im Zenit metaphysischen Wiederscheins der astralen Kuhglocke

-Sir B. McKenzies Daughter's Lament For The 77th Mounted Lancers Retreat From The Straits Of Loch Knombe, In The Year Of Our Lord 1727, On The Occasion Of The Announcement Of Her Marriage To The Laird Of Kinleakie


- Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today

- Sending Postcards From a Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here)

- Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued

- I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song)

- Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends

- I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me

- A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me"

- Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows)

-I'm a Fly in a Sunbeam (Following the Funeral Procession of a Stranger)

-My Cosmic Autumn Rebellion (The Inner Life As Blazing Shield Of Defiance And Optimism As Celestial Spear Of Action)

-What Is the Light? (An untested theory hypothesis suggesting that the chemical [in our brains] by which we are able to experience the sensation of being in love is the same chemical that caused the "Big Bang" that was the birth of the accelerating universe)

-Rompre l'indifférence de l'inévitable avant que l'on vienne rompre le sommeil de l'inanimé

-La vie se doit d'être vécue ou Commençons à vivre

-The Coffee Song (They've Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Brazil)

-Don't Cry Joe (Let Her Go, Let Her Go, Let Her Go)

-The Dum-Dot Song (I Put a Penny in the Gum Slot)

-How Deep Is the Ocean (How Blue Is the Sky)

-I Don't Stand a Ghost of a Chance With You

-I Dream of You (More Than You Dream of Me)

-I Got a Gal I Love (In North and South Dakota)

-(I Got a Woman Crazy for Me) She's Funny That Way

-There 's a ship arriving too late, to save a drowning witch

-I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct It's Because They Learned How To Suck Their Own Cocks

-Johnny Ramone Was In A Fucken Good Band But He Was A Cunt (Gabba Gabba You Suck)

-I Went Out With A Hippy And Now I Love Everyone Except For Her

-I'm in Love With the Girl on a Certain Manchester Megastore Checkout Desk

-I Liked You Better Before You Were Naked On The Internet

-I Got a Thing, You Got a Thing, Everybody's Got a Thing

-Don't Need The Sun To Shine (To Make Me Smile)

-I Should Try to Forget (But I Keep Forgetting to Try)

-If I Didn't Have a Dime (To Play the Jukebox)

-"We'll Paint This Town" -- Throat and Phonograph Fire Support Coordination Measures (TPFSCM)

-Modified Combined Obstacle Overlay (Mcoo) ...Or... "How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Turntables"

-If I Had £1 for Every Stale Song Title I'd Be 30 Short of Getting Out Of This Mess

- When The Catholic Girls Go Camping, The Nicotine Vampires Rule Supreme.

- I Am S/H(im)e[r] As You Am S/H(im)e[r] As You Are Me And We Am I And I Are All Our Together: Our Collective Consciousness’ Psychogenic Fugue

- Fucking ants man! Where they coming from? (Let's hang the Carroll footnoteitsists)

- ...And then she look'd down and saw miniature houses and miniature people and inside the miniature people were miniature hearts pumping blood through miniature veins (her mouth was watery and wet)

- It's easy-eeeee to be full of shit and look good in black

- I dreamedpt I had a little death but camed for the big sleep

- She Looked Up From Examining The Freckles On Her Arm And Shouted, "Jesus! I'm Fucking God-damn Tired Of All This Make-up Sex!" And He Just Stared Off.

-Neither One Of Us (Wants To Be The First To Say Goodbye)

-Gomez in a Bucket (A Seaside Town Made of Ice Cream, Slowly Melting)

-A bunch of us were sitting around a candle in San Francisco getting stoned and I you're there next time

-Jesus Of Suburbia / City Of The Damned / I Don't Care / Dearly Beloved / Tales Of Another Broken Home

-Homecoming / The Death Of St. Jimmy / East 12th St. / Nobody Likes You / Rock And Roll Girlfriend / We're Coming Home Again

-A Short History Of The End Of The World (Part VII (The Final Chapter (abbr.)))

-I Guess the Lord Must Be in New York City

-ceremonial driving down of cattle from the mountain pastures into the valley in autumn (almabtrieb)

-Some people know all too well how bad liquorice, or any candy for that matter, can taste when having laid out in the sun too long - and I think I just ate too much

-I'm a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mama Doing Those Beat-o, Beat-o, Flat on My Seat-o, Hirohito Blues

-Hello, I Wrote A Song For You Called "Welcome To The Jungle"

-But When the Little Fellow Came Close and Put Both Arms around His Mother, and Kissed Her in an Appealing Boyish Fashion, She Was Moved to Tenderness

-Gazing at the Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop a Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest of the Northern Mountain

-Entranced by the Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst the Agonizing Abomination of the Lusting Necrocorpse

-Insatiably Craving Abhorrent Denouncement From the Continues of Flesh

-Horrendous Lust for Psychopathic Purity Through Self Immolation

-When Standing In Open Territory, Bother No One... If Someone Bothers You, Ask Him To Stop... If He Does Not, Destroy Him.

-MFEO Pt. 1 (Made for Each Other) Pt. 2 (You Can Breathe)

-I Know We Could Be So Happy Baby (If We Wanted To Be)

-Happiness is a Good Place to Visit but It Was So Sad in Fayetteville

-A Majestic Overview of the Greatest City in the Greatest State in the Entire Universe even better than Heaven which is why God doesn't live there

-"Your X-Rays have Just Come Back From the Lab and We Think We Know What Your Problem is"

-Have You Ever Been Lonely (Have You Ever Been Blue)

-Dance of the Inhabitants of the Palace of King Phillip XIV of Spain

I Don't Need It, I Don't Want It, and You Cheated Me Out of It

-Don't Worry Kyoko (Mummy's Only Looking for Her Hand in the Snow)

-I Never Got to Tell You What I Wanted to

-Dramatic Pause of Silence to Signify the End of the Album and Beginning of Additional Songs Included on the CD to Make People Feel Better About Buying the CD Instead of the Vinyl Version

-If My Heart Ever Ran Away It Would Be Looking for the Day When Right Beside You It Could Forever Stay

-Mother Hold the Candle Steady While I Shave the Chicken's Lip

-The Court of the Crimson King (including The Return of the Fire Witch and the Dance of the Puppets)

-Nothin' In the World Can Stop Me Worryin' 'Bout That Girl

-Loving Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do Again)

-catch a match. a bang bang. a flashing fist o'crackerjack. a smack. a lick. a char char. you're all burned out

-Nothing Is Ever Lost Or Can Be Lost My Science Friend

-Grown Men Dont Fall In The River, Just Like That

-I Don't Stand A Ghost of A Chance With You

-I Don't Know What You've Got, But It's Got Me (Parts 1 & 2)

-You Ever Get Punched in the Face for Talking Too Much?

-Don't Come Home A Drinkin' (With Lovin' On Your Mind)

-Can't Catch Tomorrow (Good Shoes Won't Save You This Time)

-Broken Hearts, Torn Up Letters And The Story Of A Lonely Girl

-What's The Use Of Getting Sober (When You're Gonna Get Drunk Again)?

-Maybe the People Would Be the Times or Between Clark and Hilldale

-Medico-legal Analysis of the Ethanol Levels In Cadaveric Blood and Organic Liquids

-chronic pro-inflammatory disorder in the process of himeno-vulvo-vaginal auto-disinfection

-Analysis Of the Peritoneal Behavior In The pelvic Cavity Of The Female Genito-urinary System

-Post-mortem Analysis Of The Inferior Vena Cava On A Pneumo-embolous Affected Cadaver

-Mike Booted Our First Song, So We Recorded This One Instead

-Trophy Case Full Of Decapitated Human Corpses Won At Last Years Company Picnic

-Not a Happy Meal For a 13 Year Old Girl Who Found Razor Blades

-Song of the Two-Mile Linear Particle Accelerator Stanford University, Stanford, California

-Put All Your Eggs In One Basket (And Then Watch That Basket)

-What Happened to a Young Man in a Place Where He Turned to Water

-Starting in the Middle of the Day, We Can Drink Our Politics Away

-I will not deny, though my memory is uncertain and indistinct, that this witness of yours may have seen us together as he says, on the Gainesville pike walking towards Big Cyprus Swamp, at half past eleven on that awful night. That we bore electric lanterns, spades, and a curious coil of wire with attached instruments, I will even affirm. For these things all played a part in the single hideous scene which remains burned into my shaken recollection. But of what followed, and of the reason I was found alone and dazed on the edge of the swamp next morning I must insist that I know nothing save what I have told you over and over again

-You Be The Anchor That Keeps My Feet On The Ground, I'll Be The Wings That Keep Your Heart In The Clouds

-Objects in the Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are

-You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth (Hot Summer Night)

-Shield for Your Eyes, a Beast in the Well on Your Hand

-A Hunter in the Rain to Cut the Neck Up in the Present Stage

-The Man Tries Running His Usual Game but Sweetback's Jones Is So Strong He Wastes the Hounds (Yeah! Yeah! and Besides That He Will Be Comin' Back Takin' Names and Collecting Dues)

-So Long As We Keep Our Bodies Numb We're Safe

-Back Porch And A Fruit Jar Full Of Iced Tea

-Looking At The World From The Bottom Of A Well

-Do You Want New Wave or Do You Want the Truth?

-I May Be Over There (But My Heart Is Over Here)

-I Have Never Done Anything For Anyone That Was Not For Me As Well

-I'm Just A Singer (In A Rock & Roll Band)

-I Don't Want to Go on Without You (Come Back)

-The Frightening Reality Of The Fact That We Will All Have To Grow Up And Settle Down One Day

-There Are A Million Reasons For Why This May Not Work... And Just One Good One For Why It Will

-Long Title: Do I Have to Do This All Over Again

-I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio

-Honey, This Mirror Ain't Big Enough For The Two of Us

-You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison

-I Never Told You What I Do for a Living

-If You Died I Wouldn't Cry Cause You Never Loved Me Anyway

-I've Been Down So Long (It Looks Like Up To Me)

-Power of the Power of the Power of the Power (Of the Great Sword)

-Dusk Falls Upon the Temple of the Serpent on the Mount of Sunrise

-Libation Unto the Shades Who Lurk In the Shadows of the Temple of Anhur

-Chapter Of Obeisance Before Giving Breath To The Inert One In The Presence Of The Crescent Shaped Horns

-Papyrus Containing the spell to preserve its pocessor against attacks from he who is in the water

-We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows

-Gene and Paul, I Hate You Most of All, Ace, You're the Ace and Peter, You're the Cat

-Your Body's Here With Me (But Your Mind's On The Other Side Of Town)

-Hitler, being punished for obvious reasons, is forced to spend eternity plagued by an intense unrelenting physical and emotional fatigue that is further compounded by an innumerable multitude of obnoxious grandchildren who are constantly present and who irritate him to such an extreme that not the slightest degree of rest is attainable

-there's nothing I wouldn't do for love I haven't already done for spite

-Trippin' On An Underground Space Age Reggae Movie At A Seaside Hovercraft Drive In Near Stardance Galaxy

-A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld

-Thou Can Not Love Them All, When The Trumpet Sounds

-serpent kisses and serpent smiles inside the order of rose

-Let the Words of My Murder Be the Last Words You Hear

-Dear Mr. Bush, There Are Over 100 Words for Shit and Only 1 for Music. Fuck You, Out

-I'm Looking For A Man Who Plays Alto and Baritone, Doubles on The Clarinet and Wears A Size 37 Suit

-Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

-The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage

-There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet

-Give Up The Funk (Tear The Roof Off The Sucker)

-I Don't Know What You Want But I Can't Give It Any More

-Where the Streets Have No Name (I Can't Take My Eyes Off You)

-You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're Drunk

-Wir sind jung und wir machen uns Sorgen über unsere Chancen auf dem Arbeitsmarkt

-Without A Second Thought He Turned His Back To The People And Painted The Walls

-War Ich Nicht Immer Ein Guter Junge? War Ich Nicht Immer Schoen Und Nett? Ich Zerpfluckte Niemal Eine Spinne, War Niemals Frech Und Stahl

-Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict

-When The World Keeps Running Down, You Make The Best Of What's Still Around

-Last Chance to Evacuate Planet Earth Before It Is Recycled

-Higher Than the Sun (A Dub Symphony in Two Parts)

-Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money in My Hand

-17 Days (the rain will come down, then u will have 2 choose. If u believe, look 2 the dawn and u shall never lose.)

-Final Count of the Collison Between Us and the Damned

-You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire

-Mummy Was An Asteroid, Daddy Was A Small Non-Stick Kitchen Utensil

-It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

-How the West Was Won and Where It Got Us

-All The Way To Reno (You're Gonna Be A Star)

-Where I End and You Begin. (The Sky Is Falling In.)

-A Punchup at a Wedding. (No No No No No No No No.)

-Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills

-Ned Nostril (And His South Seas Paradise, Put Your Blues On Ice, Cheap At Twice The Price Band, Ikky-Ikky, Yukky-Yukky)

-I Don't Speak the Monkey Language, I Just Hear It

-The Sad But True Story of Ray Mingus, the Lumberjack of Bulk Rock City, and His Never Slacking Strive to Exploit the So Far Undiscovered Areas of the Intention to Bodily From the Opposite Species of His Kind, During Intake of All the Mental Conditions that Could be Derived From Fermentation

-And by Our Own Hand Did Every Last Bird Lie Silent in Their Puddles, the Air Barren of Song as the Clouds Drifted Away. For Killing Their Greatest Enemy, the Locusts Noisily Thanked Us and Turned Their Jaws Toward Our Crops, Swallowing Our Greed Whole

-Alone and Unaware, the Landscape Was Transformed in Front of Our Eyes

-Buildings Began to Stretch Wide Across the Sky, and the Air Filled with a Reddish Glow

-The Soundless Dawn Came Alive as Cities Began to Mark the Horizon

-Mechanical Sounds Cascaded Through the City Walls and Everyone Reveled in Their Ignorance

-A Brief Moment of Clarity Broke Through the Deafening Hum, but It Was Too Late

-The Sixth Extinction Crept Up Slowly, Like Sunlight Through the Shutters, as We Looked Back in Regret

-The Great Leap Forward Poured Down Upon Us One Day Like a Mighty Storm, Suddenly and Furiously Blinding Our Senses

-We Stood Transfixed in Blank Devotion as Our Leader Spoke to Us, Looking Down on Our Mute Faces with a Great, Raging, and Unseeing Eye

-Like the Howling Glory of the Darkest Winds, This Voice Was Thunderous and the Words Holy, Tangling Their Way Around Our Hearts and Clutching Our Innocent Awe

-A Message Of Avarice Rained Down Upon Us And Carried Us Away Into False Dreams Of Endless Riches

-'Annihilate the Sparrow, That Stealer of Seed, and Our Harvests Will Abound; We Will Watch Our Wealth Flood In

-Millions Starved And Became Skinnier and Skinnier, While Our Leaders Became Fatter and Fatter

-Finally, as That Blazing Sun Shone Down Upon Us, Did We Know That True Enemy Was the Voice of Blind Idolatry; and Only Then Did We Begin to Think for Ourselves

-The Only Thing Worse Than Beating A Dead Horse Is Betting On One

-Kitty 'Tommy, quick! I can hear clogs going up the street.' Tommy 'Well stick mine out and see if they'll go with 'em!'

-I May Not Have Had Enough of Me But I've Had Enough of You

-You Can Make Me Dance Sing Or Anything (Even Take The Dog For A Walk, Mend A Fuse, Fold Away The Ironing Board, Or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings)

-I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of my Hair

-Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow

-Lost in the Fifties Tonight (In the Still of the Night)

-In my country there is problem (Throw the Jew Down the Well)

-If You Show Off the Milk, Who's Gonna Buy the Cow?

-Person Most Likely To Enjoy The Taste Of Human Flesh

-I Won't Say I Will But I Won't Say I Won't

-I'm Glad There Is You (In thIs World Of Ordinary People)

-San Francisco (Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Hair)

-'I Will Be True...' (From Lips of Lying Dying Wonder Body #1) / Reign Rebuilder (Head)

-Wild Dogs of the Thunderbolt / 'They Cannot Lock Me Up... I Am Eternally Free...' (From Lips of Lying Dying Wonder Body #2)

-Côte D'Abrahms Room Tone / 'What's Going On?...' (From Lips Of Lying Dying Wonder Body #3)

-This Thing Between Us Is a Rickety Bridge of Impossible Crossing / Bonfires for Nobody...

-(If You're Not in It for Love) I'm Outta Here!

-Post Rock Harsh Electronic DSP Modeled Hyper Edited No Beat Analog Loop Based Guitar Noodle LFO Madness Vocal Freak-out Lo-Fi Brooding Dark Apolcalyptic Free Jazz Evil Old School Industrial Neo Minimalist Crust No Overdub Live Punk Cassette Tape Soundtrack For Your Generation

-It Takes Blood & Guts To Be This Cool But I'm Still Just A Cliché

-The Queen Is Dead (Take Me Back To Dear Old Blighty)

-A Rush and a Push and the Land Is Ours

-We Can Run Away Now They're All Dead and Gone

-When You're Right, You're Right (Darth Vader Bringing in His Washing Mix)

-When It's All Over We Still Have to Clear Up

-A Prayer for the Complete and Utter Eradication of All Generic Pop-Punk

-Jean Claude Bland Dan In A Steel Cage Match With Mean Steve Seagal For The Title Of Crowned King Of Hilfiger Apparel: WWF Style

-Love, Exciting And New Come Aboard, We're Expecting You. Love, Life's Sweetest Reward. Let It Flow, It Floats Back To You. The Love Boat Will Soon Be Making Another Run, The Love Boat Promises Something For Everyone, Set A Course For Adventure, Your Mind On A New Romance. Love Won't Hurt Anymore, It's An Open Smile On A Friendly Shore. Yes Love! It's Love! The Love Boat Soon Will Be Making Another Run. The Love Boat Promises Something For Everyone, Set A Course For Adventure, Your Mind On A New Romance. Love Won't Hurt Anymore, It's An Open Smile On A Friendly Shore. It's Love! It's Love! It's Love! It's The Love Boat-ah! It's The Love Boat-ah! (Recorded Onboard The Love Boat With The Kitchen Staff)

-Si Vous Connaissez Quelque Chose De Pire Qu'Un Vampire, Parlez M'En Toujours, Ca Pourra Peut-Etre Me Faire Sourire

-Doing the Best I Can (Escape from Berlin)

-Let's Get Started on Doing All Those Awesome Things I Suggested

-The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time it's not Dangeresque I

-First Chance I Get I Am Licensing This Track to a Car Commercial or Video Game, So Fuck You and Your No Sell Out, Anti-Establishment Posturing, or Some Such in Your Face Remark of That Sort

-You'll Never Get to Heaven (If You Break My Heart)

-I Want to Hear What You Have Got to Say

-The Black Hawk War, Or, How To Demolish An Entire Civilization And Still Feel Good About Yourself In The Morning, Or, We Apologize For The Inconvenience But You're Gonna Have To Leave Now, Or, 'I Have Fought The Big Knives And Will Continue To Fight

-They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From the Dead!! Ahhhh!

-To the Workers of the Rockford River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, and It Involves Shoe String, a Lavender Garland, and Twelve Strong Women

-A Conjunction of Drones Simulating the Way in Which Sufjan Stevens Has an Existential Crisis in the Great Godfrey Maze

-Let's Hear That String Part Again, Because I Don't Think They Heard It All the Way Out in Bushnell

-Oh God, Where Are You Now? (In Pickeral Lake? Pigeon? Marquette? Mackinaw?)

-Out of Egypt, Into the Great Laugh of Mankind, and I Shake the Dirt From My Sandals as I Run

-Grab the Devil by the Horns and Fuck Him Up the Ass

-F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream Of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through The Bus Window Instead Of My Master Mystikall Kliff Burton)

-Hon Yw'r Gân Sy'n Mynd I Achub Yr Iaith

-This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song

-Would You Lay with Me (In a Field of Stone)

-Long Live British Democracy Which Flourishes and Is Constantly Perfected Under the Immaculate Guidance of the Great, Honourable, Generous and Correct Margaret Hilda Thatcher, She Is the Blue Sky In the Hearts of All Nations, Our People Pay Homage and Bow In Deep Respect and Gratitude to Her, the Milk of Human Kindness.

-If You Can't Do It When You're Young; When Can You Do It?

-Why Does the Sun Shine? (The Sun Is a Mass of Incandescent Gas)

-Dancing In The Moonlight (It's Caught Me In The Spotlight)

-I Wish I Didn't Know Now What I Didn't Know Then

-Conservative Christian, Right-Wing Republican, Straight, White, American Males

-The Ghosts of Saturday Night (After Hours at Napoleone's Pizza House)

-Jitterbug Boy (Sharing A Curbstone With Chuck E. Weiss Robert Marchese, Paul Body And The Mug And Artie)

-I Hope That I Don't Fall in Love With You

-Little Trip to Heaven (On the Wings of Your Love)

-I Wish I Was In New Orleans (In The Ninth Ward)

-I Can't Wait to Get Off Work (And See My Baby on Montgomery Avenue)

-Does Your Friend Have A Name Or Should I Just Call Him Lawyer?

-Real Teamwork Means You Pull Your Knife Out Of My Back While I Push Mine Deeper Into Yours

-Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be. But Was She There To Meet Me? No Chance

-Am I What I Was or Was I What I Am

-The Call ov Seth - Invocation of the God of Blood and War

-The Glorious Liberation Of The People's Technocratic Republic Of Vinnland By The Combined Forces Of The United Territories Of Europa

-A Higher Standard of Living Through Better Solvent Inhalent Techniques

-I've Got Ten Friends and a Crowbar That Say You Ain't Gonna Do Jack

-A Boy Brushed Red...Living In Black And White

-We fell so far from the tree that we may actually now inhabit a completely different field. Unfortunately, there is no way of ever knowing if we'll be able to take root and grow here - everyone is too busy getting drunk.

-If You Don't Give Me What I Want (I Gonna Get It Some Other Place)

-I Was in the House When the House Burned Down

-If Life Is Like a Love Bank I Want an Overdraft

-You Got To Get Through What You've Got To Go Through To Get What You Want, But You Got To Know What You Want To Get Through What You Got To Go Through

-The Wurlitzer Prize (I Don't Want to Get Over You)

-Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys

-Don't You Think This Outlaw Bit's Done Got out of Hand

-When The Last Thing You Want Is The First Thing You Get

-I Want to Be the Boy to Warm Your Mother's Heart

-How Will You Ever Find Your Peace By Justifying Hate When Ignorance And Fear Are Your Guides To Further Hatered

-In an Excruciating Way Infested With Vermin and Violated by Executioners Who Practise Incendiarism and Desanctifying the Pious

-L'Angoisse Du Veilleur De Nuit D'Autoroute Les Soirs D'Alarme À Accident

-Par Économie Pendant La Crise On Éteint La Lumière Au Bout Du Tunnel

-John Coltrane (wa kaiten mokuba no yume o miru ka)

-Greenfield Morning I Pushed an Empty Baby Carriage All Over the City

And because I can:


-Longest one word: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
or
Ifwhiteamericatoldthetruthforonedayit'sworldwouldfallapart
or
Somtetimesitsbetternottostickbitsofeachotherintoeachotherforeachother

-Longest album title: When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight And He'll Win The Whole Thing 'fore He Enters The Ring There's No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where To Land And If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right (aka When The Pawn...)
or
Squirrel And G-Man Twenty Four Hour Party People Plastic Face Carn't Smile (White Out)
or
Burritos, Inspiration Point, Fork Balloon Sports, Cards in the Spokes, Automatic Biographies, Kites, Kung Fu, Trophies, Banana Peels We've Slipped on and Egg Shells We've Tippy Toed Over (AKA: Shmap’n Shmazz)

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