I only attended Saturday 2nd of June.
Well Morrissey fans and Specialized Security, congratulations at being added alongside Avenged Sevenfold fans, mullets and Creed as things I will never stop hating passionately with good reason.
Can't remember the name of the first two acts on the main stage, they were ok, not great. Sorry if you're a huge fan, but I can't even be bothered to look up their names. I have very little to say about them other than "they played music for a short while". If you happen to be reading this and thinking "Why, I love bands that play music for a short while! Who are these marvellous sounding bands?" Go to the hop farm website and work it out. They were Irish.
Then there was Brother (Viva Brother) who were somewhat entertaining (and I know I am a dirty misogynist and a bastard sexist for admitting it) because they had a hot woman dancing and singing back-up vocals throughout. …