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Hi! Everyone knows I'm a lesbian but I've been aching to try my hand at the men. Do you think that this dark horse, who so studiously writes fiction about me, could be the one?

<TheJunner> in a dark room
<TheJunner> in a couch
<TheJunner> it's in the middle of the room
<TheJunner> both give awkward sideways glances at each other
<TheJunner> Mauver starts to move his hand toward you
<TheJunner> you blush, but don't say anything
<TheJunner> the French impressionist film reaches a particularly inactive plateau
<TheJunner> you lean a bit to the right
<TheJunner> just so his hand will touch your shoulder
(snip; I'll let you see the whole thing if you send me a little money!)
Vince something I cant really be bothered to lok at yr profile again lz I wish someone could teach me to ghostlink it would make me the talk of the town

I know, it could be construed as a little creepy and somewhat indelicate too…

Let me just start by saying that I'm not even going to touch the ridiculous meme journal, because everyone knows those are always rubbish in the first place. No, I'm talking about the simple but effective troll journal.

Really, there's nothing to it, all you have to do is say "METAL SUCKS, ANYONE WHO LIKES IT IS A FAGGOT", and voila, you have 300 comments of 'true metalheads' (read: Manowar fans) saying random shit such as:

"FUCK YOU POSER FAGGOT"
"GET AIDS JEWB"
"I RAPE YOU FUCKER"
"METAL PWNS YOUR SHIT MUSIC CUNT"
"DIE FAG"
"YOU LISTEN TO *insert crappy band* SO KILL YOURSELF UNTRUE EMO"



We get it, kvlt kiddies are semi-retarded children who throw their own shit at anyone who actually (gasp) DISAGREES WITH THEIR OPINION. And going back to it a little, Manowar is mostly to blame for the kvlt kiddie culture we know today. But, that's another topic for another day.

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Let it be known that I started this trend yesterday. You're all biting on my style. But that's okay: I am a forgiving man. (Or woman‽)

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Foals in "transparent closet doors" shock

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Is this




trolling,








pseudo-homophobic






idiocy,








eye-candy,




or all



three?









(ps respect to Foals, [especially Yannis])

guys am i funny yet


i have quotes







i listen to nothing but hip hop







what are guitars









guys

Drumroll, please!

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Anyone who uses the words "trve" or "kvlt" in a serious manner either need to A) take a long, hard look at their lives, or B) just kill themselves already.

Also, Meldoicstorm.


Pagan's Mind
Hinder
Coil
Sunn O)))
Sick of It All
Bad Brains
Operation Ivy
The Gerogerigegege
Slipknot
Illnath
S.O.B.
Lykathea Aflame
Tool
At The Gates
Tangerine Dream
Linkin Park
Rotting Christ
Horse The Band
Autechre
Lustmord
Children of Bodom
Bullet for My Valentine
My Chemical Romance
Kill Hannah
Arch Enemy
Morbid Angel
Ulver
Fall Out Boy
Arcturus
Korn
Mika
Lady Sovereign
Alghazanth
Madball
Agnostic Front
4chan
Slayer
Falconer
Aborted
Fall Out Boy
Khanate
Paris Hilton
Immortal
Melt-Banana
Junner
Adolf Hitler
Oh Yes, By All Means
Arcana
Black Flag
Stephen Colbert
A Tribe Called Quest
Cliff Richard
Sarah Silverman
Dream Theater
Wingus
Wolfmother
NOWINGUS
Lustmord
Shinjuku Thief
K-Os
Jesus and Mary Chain
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