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lufe02's top albums (overall)
1. Demi Lovato - Here We Go Again (4950) 2. Demi Lovato - Don't Forget (2704) 3. Demi Lovato - Don't Forget [Deluxe Edition] (2131) 4. Ashley Tisdale - Guilty Pleasure (2019) 5. Beyoncé - I Am... Sasha Fierce (Video Version) (1362) 6. Aly & AJ - Insomniatic (794) 7. Demi Lovato - Demo (747) 8. Ashley Tisdale - Headstrong (688) 9. S Club 8 - Sundown (599) 10. Demi Lovato - iTunes Live from London (532) 11. Kelly Clarkson - All I Ever Wanted (526) 12. Katy Perry - One Of The Boys (508) 13. Britannia High Cast - Britannia High (498) 14. The Cast of "High School Musical" - High School Musical 3: Senior Year (Audio + Video) [Original Motion Picture Soundtrack] (488) 15. Britney Spears - Circus (483) 16. Uh Huh Her - Common Reaction (478) 17. Nadia Oh - Hot Like Wow (476) 18. Lykke Li - Youth Novels (442) 19. Lady GaGa - The Fame (410) 20. Lily Allen - It's Not Me, It's You (384) 21. Black Eyed Peas - THE E.N.D. (THE ENERGY NEVER DIES) (381) 22. Amy Winehouse - Frank (378) 23. Hannah Montana - Hannah Montana 3 (367) 24. Taylor Swift - Fearless (364) 25. Hannah Montana - Hannah Montana: The Movie (363) 26. Joss Stone - Mind, Body & Soul (357) 27. Jordin Sparks - Jordin Sparks (324) 28. Vanessa Hudgens - Identified (320) 29. Jordin Sparks - Battlefield (298) 30. High School Musical Cast - High School Musical (295) 31. Miley Cyrus - Breakout (283) 32. Natalia Lafourcade - Hu Hu Hu (275) 33. Glee Cast - Glee: The Music, Volume 1 (271) 34. Ashley Tisdale - It's Alright, It's OK (271) 35. Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Trip the Light Fantastic (261) 36. Various Artists - Camp Rock (255) 37. Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron & The Cast of "High School Musical" - High School Musical 3: Senior Year (Audio + Video) [Original Motion Picture Soundtrack] (250) 38. Demi Lovato - This Is Me (Acoustic Full Version) - Single (248) 39. Jonas Brothers - A Little Bit Longer (247) 40. Jennifer Lopez - The Singles Collection (244) 41. Demi Lovato - Sonny With A Chance (235) 42. Cartel - Chroma (227) 43. Joss Stone - Introducing Joss Stone (220) 44. Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana 2: Meet Miley Cyrus (213) 45. Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana: The Movie (212) 46. Demi Lovato - All Wrapped Up! (212) 47. Hannah Montana - Hannah Montana 2: Meet Miley Cyrus (206) 48. Ashley Tisdale - Degree Girl OMG! Jams (202) 49. Vanessa Hudgens - V (202) 50. Kelly Clarkson - Breakaway (199)

Opening Credits
Mika- Lollipop (Oh my God, is it gonna be a porno movie? “Sucking too hard on lollipop” LOL)

Waking Up
Britney Spears – Lucky

First Day At School
Black Eyed Peas– Missing You (What does this music has to do with school? O-o)

Falling In Love
Katy Nash – Merry Happy

Losing Virginity
Lily Allen – Who’d Have Known (Cute!)

Fight Song
Patrick Wolf– London (A fight in London? GREAT)

Breaking Up
Pink – Cristal Ball

Prom
Alphabeat – Fascination (What a happy prom haha)

Life
Scissor Sisters– Ooh (What have I said before? My life’s also happy)

Mental Breakdown
The Kooks – Mr. Maker (HAHAHAHAHA My mental breakdown would be becoming indie LOL)

Driving
The Kooks – Eddie’s Gun (The Kooks again? Oh yeah, I forgot, I became indie.)

Depression
The Kooks– Stormy Weather (An indie depression, hm.)

Partying
Mika – Blame It On The Girls (Am I a lesbian indie now?)

Happy dance
Florence + The Machine – Drumming (Oh, I thought it was supposed to be a HAPPY dance)

Betrayal
Mika – I See You (Can somebody close the door? He’s seeing me!)

Regretting
The Killers – Joy Ride (I was almost forgetting that I’m indie)

Long night alone
Britney Spears – Over To You Know

Flashback
Cansei de Ser Sexy – Meeting Paris Hilton (WOOOOW, awesome memories! *--*)

Getting Back Together
Fergie - Clusmy

Wedding
Bat for Lashes – The Wizard (Aah, this movie isn't Harry Potter so I don't have to marry an wizard, ok?)

Birth of Child
Cansei de Ser Sexy– Believe Achieve

Final Battle
Britney Spears – Rock Boy

Death Scene
The Kooks – Tick Of Time (An indie death, cool)

Funeral Song
Mika – Toy Boy (what the f**k?)

End Credits
Arctic Monkey – Choo Choo (Here ends the indie-porno-happy-whatthehell movie!)


So here's how you do it:
- Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
- Put it on shuffle
- Press play
- For every question, type the song that's playing
- When you go to a new question, press the next button
- No cheating!

Howdy.

I'm Anna & these are the 15 most irritating, nerve-grating, brain-killing, child-corrupting, seizure-inducing songs in music history. If you feel very, very masochistic, create a playlist of these, listen to it, then kill yourself. What, you're not suicidal? YOU WILL BE.

PARENTAL WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT! THE FOLLOWING JOURNAL ENTRY HAS PICTURES OF MUTANTS IN IT!!!

15 - Any & every song by Mariah Carey


Take your pick.

14 - Labelle & a bunch of other bitches dressed up as whores: Lady Marmalade


This song is so indescribably retarded, it makes want to strangle a kitten, stomp a bunny to death and deep-fry a living goldfish AT THE SAME TIME.

13 - Bon Jovi: Livin' On A Prayer


Everything that sucks about the 80's & hair metal, condensed into 4 minutes 10 seconds of intense, cheerful ear-rape.
Oh, and he's a douche.

12 - Kings of Leon: Sex On Fire


If I were a mic, I'd file a restraining order against this singer dude (forgive my ignorance for not bothering to look up his name).

11 - Europe: The Final Countdown


Because there can be no list of shitty songs without this one. The worst thing is-once the fucker gets into your ears, there's no getting rid of it! And look at that album cover... JUST LOOK AT IT.

10 - AC/DC: Highway to Hell (especially as performed by Brian Johnson)


Whoever thinks that this band does good hard rock needs to check out The Cult ASAP. If you do that and still think this song & this band are any good, congratulations- you fucking suck.

9 - Michael Jackson: Bad


Hard to pick just one, really. I chose this 'cause he says I'M BAD a zillion times in it, and it's the truth. The most overrated artist in music history, MJ had an unnaturally whiny voice & annoyingly repetitive, spastic dance moves, widely considered some of the bestest evarrr. Really? Plus he had the IQ of a senile Forrest Gump and threw away millions upon millions of dollars on shiny kitsch he didn't really need. A true icon indeed.

8 - Céline Dion: My Heart Will Go On


The fact that I liked this song when I was 13 makes me sad. Celine is the perfect example of a person who does have a voice, but uses it in the most irritating way imaginable.

7 - Avril Lavigne: Girlfriend


This song (and everything else she's ever done) makes me wish I had earlids; you know, like eyelids, only for ears. Those would be useful.

6 - O-Zone: Dragostea Din Tei


The English language doesn't have the words to describe how bad it is. I wish I could've spent the summer of 2004 on the Moon, maybe then I could've avoided hearing this (not sure, though). Unfortunately I understand the lyrics, too.

5 - Rihanna: Umbrella ella ella eh eh eh eh


I'm confused. I thought black females were supposed to have good voices. But then along come this squeaking blow-up doll and suddenly I'm not so sure anymore.

4 - Beyoncé: Video Phone


Look at this video. There's no way to describe just how disjointed and overlong and weird and ugly it is. Plus it features Lady GaGa, who's guaranteed to make everything 50% uglier.


The song is... amazingly bad. The kind of nausea-inducing shittiness that makes you hope that all that stuff in the Bible is true and there is indeed a Hell where the people responsible for this bullshit will burn, BURN for eternity.

3 - Freddie Mercury: Living on My Own


Another example of good pipes being put to bad use. JESUS H. CHRIST, THIS IS SO, SO HORRIBLE.

2 - Britney Spears: Womanizer


It's actually a 3-way tie between Womanizer, Gimme More & 3. The Unholy Trinity of shitty plastic pop devoid of any emotion or message, 'cept that dressing up as cheap slut is cool and attracts men. Sadly, the latter is true.

1 - Lady GaGa: Poker Face


She is a phenomenon! She is wild! She is shocking! SHE SUCKS ASS!

Stuff her fans keep saying:
SHE CAN PLAY THE PIANO!!! - yeah, like cca. 50.000.000 other people on the planet.
SHE SINGS LIVE!!! - sad but true: actually squeezing out those dumbass lyrics instead of mouthing them is an extraordinary accomplishment in today's pop business.
SHE DESIGNS ALL HER STUFF!!! - I'm pretty sure her designing process includes smoking weed while thinking real hard about how she could make the headlines again.
ZOMG SHE'S SO HOT!!! - O rly? Am I missing something here?


...yeah, whatever, dudes. The level of idiocy in Poker Face is nicely demonstrated by this charming fellow:


And if you still want more, just read the lyrics for Bad Romance & feel free to discuss the hidden meaning behind mysterious & intriguing lines like
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!


What, you still don't feel suicidal? Here's a special bonus, brought to you by
Black Eyed Peas!



SEASON'S SPECIAL:
2 songs which, unlike most of those mentioned below, will NEVER go away...
Frank Sinatra (and several others): Jingle Bells & Bing Crosby (and several others): White Christmas
If these songs do anything successfully, it's the total & utter destruction of my Xmas spirit. Same story every year. It starts to snow, I feel kinda cheerful, I enter a store to check out some totally unnecessary stuff I might buy for my relatives to demonstrate that I actually care about their existence, and ONE OF THESE SONGS starts to play...
...and I already want to shoot a new hole into Santa's ass with a Magnum .44.


THE END

1. Lady GaGa - Poker Face
Went through a phase earlier this year where female vocalists appealed to me. This song was also my birthday #1 back in March. Catchy tune.
Originally a #1 hit in March 2009.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngf5Oo_XrjI

2. Little Boots - Remedy
Female vocalists appealing to me, again. But this song really caught my eye, especially with the wonderful use of synths.
Originally a #6 hit in August 2009.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McdqerXrwXE

3. La Roux - Bulletproof
The only La Roux song I like from their debut album (it's alot less squeakier than 'In For The Kill'). Once again, I also love the use of synths, especially with it's 80's effect.
Originally a #1 hit in July 2009.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOYufRHQSms

4. David Guetta feat. Kelly Rowland - When Love Takes Over
Was used at the fashion show down at the college where Marina was attending. Also used alot when I went away for a weekend for a family get together.
Originally a #1 hit in June 2009.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zudbz4hOcbc

5. Aqua - Back To The 80's
Aqua's comeback! Shame this hasn't been released as a single in the UK yet though... but the lyrics are awesome! Great use of synths also.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw5s3CB_1pE

6. Calvin Harris - Ready For The Weekend
The theme song for the summer of 2009. I remember discussing this track to Marina and my friend, Chelsea and apparently, they only like the verses where Calvin sings...
Originally a #3 hit in August 2009.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq8ByKxj5nA

7. Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling
Played everywhere, probably even more popular than their predecessor (Boom Boom Pow), yet another catchy tune, and apparently, it helps cheer us lot (the UK) up because of the credit crunch, so cheers B.E.P!
Originally a #1 hit in July 2009.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_2rrxONlLo

8. Dizzee Rascal & Armand van Helden - Bonkers
...What? Some people thinks he's bonkers, but he knows he's free. Catchy tune, dunno what Armand van Helden was thinking though...
Originally a #1 hit in May 2009.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci40ae8BlcE

9. Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)
Great use of sampling The Bucketheads 1995 smash, 'The Bomb'. I also love how vain this man sounds, makes me laugh.
Originally a #4 hit in July 2009.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2tMV96xULk

10. Harry J All-Stars - Liquidator
This song just makes me laugh. A reggae instrumental? Different. Also because it's used in them adverts, y'know, the ones that promote food and shizz. Been listening to this tune all year round.
Originally a #9 hit in October 1969.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRp75slMFII

11. Yello - Oh Yeah
Kyle's (my tutor) theme tune. He has this deep, soothing voice, which reminds me of this song. But then it's also used as Duffman's theme tune alongside that pervert on one episode of American Dad where he has his 'Ice Cream Van' and lets all the kids run to him... creepy. But still, a good tune of which the video seems to have a constipated baby trying to have a poo...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg

12. Zig & Zag - Them Girls, Them Girls
Discovered this tune on a 90's compilation album. I loved it as soon as I heard it. Such creepy, but awesome lyrics such as 'Rubber-dub stylee' and 'You put the sky in my skyscraper'. It's a must-listen with their rip-take of Reel 2 Real's #5 smash 'I Like To Move It', listen to it, it's awesome.
Originally a #5 hit in December 1994.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU5bnHaLOOI&feature=related

13. Apollo 440 - Stop the Rock
Rediscovered this track when the social music site 'Last.fm' recommended me this artist, so I got the top track on the artist's profile and this was it. I was so amazed at Last.fm's recommendation because this song is really awesome! Great sample of Status Quo's 'Caroline'.
Originally a #10 hit in August 1999.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO4Usj3hHNc

14. Katy Perry - Waking Up In Vegas
First saw the video to this song when I was away for that weekend to see my family. The music channel was on mute so that I could have a bit of light in my room (as it was huge and I was the only one in there) whilst I was sleeping... then for some reason, the volume kicked on and this song was blasting. Was creepy, but what a song!
Originally a #19 hit in May 2009.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-pUaogoX5o

15. Noisettes - Never Forget You
What a lovely song for the summer/winter. It has that retro feel which makes me feel all good inside. Good song.
Originally a #20 hit in July 2009.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4dSEyaT6R8

16. Nouvelle Vague - Teenage Kicks
Was used for the trailer to promote the new series of E4's 'The Inbetweeners', I liked it because of the Bossa Nova feel (and it seems to make me think of college...), but what I completely forgot about was that it was a cover of the Undertones classic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bnSW2a_H80

17. Meat Loaf - Paradise By The Dashboard Light
For 8 and a half minutes, this song is kick ass! The lyrics completely remind me of Marina and myself and it just lets you rock out until your hearts content! Have a listen, you won't regret it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ns8t9iQck

18. The Trashmen - Surfin' Bird
Family Guy. 'Nuff said.
Originally a #50 hit in May 2009.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IS_j8KYuUs

19. Blur - Parklife
Got back into this song in September when I bought NOW 29. Go on Kevin! You talk them verses through!
Originally a #10 hit in September 1994.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSuHrTfcikU

20. Just Jack - The Day I Died
When I was incredibly depressed (due to the temporary split between Marina and myself) this song made alot of sense to me, so it was my depressing tune of 2009.
Originally a #11 hit in August 2009.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Dfgbz61RQ

sorry, i'm getting lazy.
so this time - it's all together for october.

Tracks played by Maarten Clark

@ A+ Elektro-Seminar @ Astra, Berlin
@ Fritz Club @ Postbahnhof, Berlin


Rotation & New & Classics:

Paul Kalkbrenner - Aaron
Does It Offend You, Yeah? - Se7en
La Roux - Bulletproof
Bodyrox - Yeah Yeah (D. Ramirez Instrumental)
Booka Shade - In white rooms
DJ Flucks - Astium (Original Mix)
2 Beaten Power - Error
Proxy - Who Are You
John Dahlbäck - Autumn
Sebastian Ingrosso - Kidsos
David Guetta - Sexy Bitch
Markus Gardeweg - Not Over You (Club Mix)
Bass Kleph - Keyboard Cat (Original Mix)
Tom Deluxx - Reactivate
Adam K & Soha - Question
Deadmau5 - FML (Original Mix)
Tocadisco - 2 Many Shots of Jägermeister (Club Mix)
Fake Blood - Mars (Original Mix)
Dizzee Rascal - Bonkers
Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling (David Guetta Remix)
Moguai - I.D.Y. (I Dance You) (Gorilla Ribs Remix)
Paul Kalkbrenner - Gebrünn Gebrünn
Format: B - Cosa Nostra Funk
The Cut & Mind Electric - Sweat (Original Mix)
Fukkk Offf - I Give You Bass
Mr. Magnetik - Erupt
Benny Benassi - Satisfaction
Felix Cartal - Redheads
Cirez D - On Off
Michael Mind – LOVE'S GONNA GET YOU (CLUB MIX)
Zoo Brazil & Adam Sky - Circle Jerk (Original Mix)
Electrixx - Tetris (Original Mix)
MITTEKILL - Wasser oder Wodka (Maarten Clark Remix)
Tocadisco - 2 Many Shots of Jägermeister (Ahmet Sendil Remix)
Skipbase - Uhh Yeahh (Waveboy Remix)
Les Petits Pilous - Wake Up
Boys Noize - Kill the Kid
Paul Kalkbrenner - Sky & Sand
Simian Mobile Disco - 10000 Horses Can't Be Wrong
MGMT - Kids (Soulwax Mix)
Wolfgang Gartner - The Grey Agenda (Original Mix)
D.I.M. & TAI - Lyposuct (Original)
Mr. Oizo - Positif (Pink is Punk Remix)
Michael Mind - Show Me Love (Club Mix)
Jesper Dahlbäck - Snara
Kid Cudi vs Crookers - Day N Nite
Etienne de Crecy & Monsieur Jo - Hanukkah (Beni's Swap Mix for Monsieur De Crecy)
Joachim Garraud - The Computer (Laidback Luke)
Little Boots - stuck on repeat (fake blood)
Maarten Clark - Milton Security
Tiga - Shoes (Noob remix)
Spencer & Hill - Dumb Party
Alec Troniq - Sub Aquers
Butch - Mushroom Man
Proxy - Raven
Daft Punk - Rollin' & Scratchin'
Scan X - Midnight (Laurent Garnier Edit)
Deadmau5 - Not Excactly (Original Mix)
Madonna - Celebration (Benny Benassi Edit)
The Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch


cheers,
maarten

Russian Roulette (Rihanna)

Manaus é a única cidade onde Russian Roulette está bombando. Por outro lado, I Gotta Feeling (Black Eyed Peas) está bombando em todas as cidades, com excessão de Manaus.

01 01 Rihanna - Russian Roulette [1-1-1]
23 02 Rihanna - Hard (Feat. Young Jeezy) [23-2]
20 03 Leona Lewis - Happy [5-20-30]
ne 04 Paramore - Misguided Ghosts [4]
ne 05 Lady GaGa - Dance In The Dark [5]
07 06 Rihanna - Wait Your Turn [7-6]
25 07 Leona Lewis - Naked [25-7]
ne 08 Lady GaGa - Paparazzi [8]
04 09 Leona Lewis - Alive [9-4]
11 10 Jay-Z - Empire State of Mind (feat. Alicia Keys) [11-10]
03 11 Alicia Keys - Try Sleeping with a Broken Heart [3-11]
ne 12 Beyoncé - Sweet Dreams [12]
ne 13 Paramore - Careful [13]
ne 14 Leona Lewis - Don't Let Me Down [14]
16 15 Alicia Keys - Doesn't Mean Anything [3-16-15]
ne 16 Rihanna - Photographs [16]
12 17 Chris Brown - Crawl [12-11-12]
ne 18 Beyoncé - Broken-Hearted Girl [18]
14 19 Leona Lewis - I Got You [5-14-19]
ne 20 John Mayer - Who Says [20]
08 21 Leona Lewis - Lost Then Found (feat. OneRepublic) [25-8-21]
15 22 Lady GaGa - Bad Romance [6-15-22]
19 23 Black Eyed Peas - Meet Me Halfway [19-23]
re 24 Whitney Houston - I Look To You [17-00-24]
ne 25 Rihanna - Rude Boy [25]