100 "have you ever"s
1.
Fallen out of Love ?
Yes, no, maybe... No.
2.
Slept in another home ?
Yes, yes.
3.
Made out in a movie theatre?
No, I'd rather watch the movie. Even if movie was boring, we'd make fun of actors, so, no.
4.
made out with 2 different people in one night?
No.
5.
Thought your cousin was hot?
Don't have one.
6.
Been in love?
No.
7.
Slept around?
Yes, like at beach, at a park, in a car (for like 10 days).
8.
Taken a shower with the opposite sex?
Yes.
9.
Gone over the speed limit?
Don't have license.
10.
Wash the dishes?
Have a dishwasher!
11.
Drove a car?
I was almost falling in a river at my first attempt. Now its a phobia.
12.
Danced in front of your mirror?
Yeah, I sang the whole Holy Wood album in front of my mirror.
13.
Gotten a hickey?
Yeah, not because someone kissed me tough. Someone bit me.
14.
Been dumped?
Kind of.
15.
Stole money from a friend?
Hmm, as I know, no.
16.
Gotten in a car with people you just met?
Yes, I sit on lap of a lady to be honest. I always feared she won't be able to walk anymore.
17.
Shop lifting?
Fruit, bubble-gum, orange juice, kinder surprise.
18.
Snuck out of your house?
Like who didn't?
19.
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
Ofcourse, I even fapped thinking of her.
20.
Been arrested?
Nah, was close to one tough.
21.
Made out with a stranger?
Hookers count?
22.
Left your house with out telling your parents?
Many times. If I give them any reason and defend it strongly, they can not say no anyways. -I'm so gonna be a fucking laaawyer. :D
23.
Had a crush on your neighbor?
Nah.
24.
Ditched school to do something more fun?
Ditched school like a billion times when I was at high school. Seriously, I remember not going to school for a whole week. :D
25.
Slept in a bed with a member of the same or opposite sex ?
D'uh.
26.
Been to a funeral?
Both of my grandmas, grandpas, 3 uncles. Yeah, nearly most of my family tree is dead.
27.
Been on a plane?
Does the time when I can not even count my nipples count? I was like 1 year old or something.
28.
Kissed a picture?
I kissed many objects to be honest.
29.
Slept in until 3pm?
Did more than that.
30.
Slept at 5am?
Never slept for 4 days. *Could be 3 too, I don't remember last day that much. :D*
31.
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
Yeah, was boring.
32.
Made a snow angel?
Nope. Did like 3 snowmen in my whole life. Last 2 of them had boobs or penis or both. :D
33.
Played dress up?
Nevar. Oh, sometimes wore a wig and danced around in home. -And in a Levis shop.
34.
Cheated while playing a game?
Anytime when I realize other players are dumb enough to find out.
35.
Been lonely?
Many times, I am fine with that. I hate sociality most of the times.
36.
Fallen asleep at work/school?
I used to sleep first 5 lessons at high school. At my third year, I stopped doing that. I started sleeping after I get tired of studying. -By studying, I mean serious studying. :P
37.
Been to a club?
Yeah, only liked the time when I was at Bodrum tough. Halikarnas was win.
38.
Felt an earthquake?
Yeah, a lot. They were 7.4 and 7.2 were the biggest ones as I remember. Then there are those minor 6.something and then 5.something and then 3.something ones.
39.
Thought that you were dying?
Nah, I couldn't think of anything at those earthquakes. Never had near-death-experience out of those times.
40.
Ran a red light?
Err, many times? I still do.
41.
Been suspended from school?
Nah.
42.
Had detention..
Nuh.
43.
Been in a police car?
Neh. I have a fantasy including a police car tough. "Scheriff, I accidentally the whole police car!"
44.
hated the way you look?
Fucking adolescence. :D
45.
Witnessed a crime?
Hmm, don't remember. Must be some unimportant stuff. I'd surely remember if a guy raped a grandma on the way to school anyways. *fap fap fap*
46.
Been lost?
Not physically.
47.
Been to the opposite side of the world?
Nope, do want do want do want tho.
48.
Felt like dying from embarrassment?
Surely.
49.
Cried yourself to sleep?
Oooh yeah. Family affairs.
50.
Sang karaoke?
Nevar. *embarrassing*
51.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
Many times? *Like biting my nails, cursing like a mad man etc*
52.
Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose?
I snorted a coke about 2 meters away by that way.
53.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Hmm, does the ones I pick from ground and eat count? -Lol, sounds disgusting when you write it down.
54.
Kissed in the rain?
Nah, I hate kissing mouth-to-mouth, didn't I tell this before?
55.
Sung in the shower?
Always? Once my neighbor asked my parents if everything was alright. I was singing Phantom of The Opera with br00tal voice. :D
56.
Had a dream that you married someone?
Marriage sucks, never ever get that in reallife, why would I dream it?
57.
Played getting married?
Never. Played a doctor tough. I looked what was under her skirt. I was like 5 or something. -There was a pantie with cute stuff on it. Like ribbons or little bears. When I thought of that time while my parents were telling that as a funny memory to someone else, I realized I've never seen such small and weird cameltoe in my whole life except that time.
58.
Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
Nah, refrigerator counts?
59.
Ever gone to school partially nude?
Hahaha, that'd be sick. No.
60.
Totally broke?
Not at the moment? :D
61.
Sat on a roof top?
I live in a dublex house at the top 2 floors, does that count? Here is my
terrace's view.
62.
Didn't take a shower for a week?
I take shower daily. -sometimes twice.- For a week? What am I? A pig?
63.
Ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?
I was 6, movie was Child's Play. *My parents didn't let me watch it ofcourse.*
64.
Played chicken?
Not lately.
65.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Never. I'm too big for someone to push me. There must be at least 3 of them or something. :D
66.
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
Yeah?
67.
Broken a bone?
My left leg once, my left arm twice.
68.
Been easily amused?
I've amused many people easily, never been easily amused if there is no sex in my horoscope for that night.
69.
Laugh so hard you cry?
Ooh yeah.
70.
Cheated on a test?
We don't have any tests that you can cheat. But surely cheated on exams.
71.
Forgotten someone's name?
Always did and always will.
72.
Blacked out from drinking?
Nah, yes, maybe. Oh yeah, was xmas.
73.
Played a prank on someone?
People are generally so easy for me, so, yeah.
74.
Gone to a late night movie?
We don't have such stuff in Turkey.
75.
Had a secret admirer?
The word secret gives the answer.
76.
Failed a class?
Hmm, yeah. :D
77.
Choked on something you're not supposed to eat?
Didn't choke, just swallowed it.
78.
Played an instrument for more than 10 hours?
I can not play anything. Those skills belong to my brother.
80.
Did you celebrate the 4th of July?
Why would I do such a thing in Turkey?
81.
Thrown strange objects?
Adolescence.
82.
Felt like someone?
Yeah.
83.
Thought about running away?
Mh, I still do. Don't know.
84.
Ran away?
Nah, I'm too pacifist about stuff like that to be an activist.
85.
Had detention and not attend it?
Never had one.
86.
Made parents cry?
Family affairs, family affairs. And being a good but stubborn talker is not always a good way to end up all of your problems.
87.
Cried over someone?
Yeah.
88.
Owned more than 5 sharpies?
Lol.
89.
Dated someone more than once?
Hmm, do these shit count as date? Then yes.
90.
Have a pet?
2 cats. Osman and Şaziye, a sister and a little brother. 11 months old, special breeds.
91.
Own an instrument?
Why would I own something I can not actually play? That's too loser'ish.
92.
Been in a band?
Nope.
93.
Drank 25 sodas in a day?
Drank almost 7 liters of coca-cola light. Yeah.
94.
Hit the lottery?
I won about 50 tl, which makes like 35 $.
95.
Shot a gun?
Do want. So much. One of my uncle has a few shotguns and guns. DO WANT UNCLE!
96.
Been on myspace for more than 5 hours?
Never been there.
98.
Have a major crush on someone right now?
Nah, last time I got a crush was like 8 years ago. Was a false alarm.
99.
Have a religion?
Hmm, I don't believe in people saying "I don't believe there is a god but there is this power you can not explain maaaaaang!". They suck. I think I can not find the correct religion for myself. Islam is lame. All that "inner peace, larger asshole" far-east religions are lame too. Presbyterian sounds cool tough.
100.
Didn't surf the Net for a whole week?
Once I had to stay away from internet for more than 5 months. There was this very life-changing university exam coming closer, you know? So, I studied like a madman, got rank 1009th in 1.5 million people. Win.
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