Last night's events [slash] How fat was the girl that molested you?

 
    • mir83nj schrieb...
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    • 5. Feb. 2009, 1:52
    littlekasino said:

    7) don't chat up guys using a borrowed zippo as a topic device.


    Why not?

    I feel like this is a good thing

    "I've always considered writing the most hateful kind of work. I suspect it's a bit like fucking, which is only fun for amateurs. Old whores don't do much giggling." -HST
    • BobKo schrieb...
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    • 5. Feb. 2009, 16:20
    as long as you start talking about something else later on I don't see anything wrong with it. anyone heard cholo btw? they've made a song called coconut which is pretty awesome, you guy should check them out.
    Coconut

  • mir83nj said:
    littlekasino said:

    7) don't chat up guys using a borrowed zippo as a topic device.


    Why not?

    I feel like this is a good thing

    i thought so too, it seemed pretty solid, but it's a bloody minefield.
    three of the guys tried to nick it, one almost broke it doing the whole lighting it while opening it trick and at the end of the night i forgot to return it to the owner who was pretty peeved when i finally got around giving it back.
    meh.

    • mir83nj schrieb...
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    • 10. Feb. 2009, 10:09
    i try to use my zippo to impress girls

    so far it's only worked on my friend's little sister

    who has a boyfriend

    oh well

    "I've always considered writing the most hateful kind of work. I suspect it's a bit like fucking, which is only fun for amateurs. Old whores don't do much giggling." -HST
  • i used to have one to impress girls too. well, one girl. well, me.

    but it worked only so and so and in the end i lost it in france.

  • I think matches are impressive.

    dkporican2:yeah...it is interesting to wake up in a strange bed with your underwear on inside out i suppose
  • matches make me swoon. i think it's that smell of sulphur, so diabolical.

  • i prefer anything manual.

  • I never understood this thread..

    "welcome to the human race... you're a mess"
    • mir83nj schrieb...
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    • 23. Feb. 2009, 9:18
    read the first few pages

    "I've always considered writing the most hateful kind of work. I suspect it's a bit like fucking, which is only fun for amateurs. Old whores don't do much giggling." -HST
  • I have but it's way too off topic now..

    "welcome to the human race... you're a mess"
    • BobKo schrieb...
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    • 23. Feb. 2009, 14:13
    off topic? well being on topic is pretty off topic...
    we play after the "and now for something completly different" rule

    bear gryllis is awesome

  • if someone got pissed last night and has an insane story to write it would be nice.
    i think we're just killing time in the meanwhile.

    bear grylls must be on something strong 24/7. i think he should post here last night's events and how fat the girl who molested him was.

  • he wouldn't have been molested by said fat chick. his only belief is domination.

  • but isn't he a brit? they are always molested by someone, even when it's them doing the molesting.

    • BobKo schrieb...
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    • 26. Feb. 2009, 22:44
    he cries in one of the episodes, isn't that proof?

  • Why did he cry? I question the authenticity of the show sometimes because of the crazy camera shots & a lot of the times, he says "the crew" caught some food, but I still have a big love for Bear Grylls.

    • BobKo schrieb...
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    • 27. Feb. 2009, 14:28
    he cries coos of all the tension, it's the episode where he's gone fly over mount everest with a nerdy friend called jailoo or something.

    I think he's ligit, but then again I saw him jump into the water with a lifevest on which is pretty lame if you're a survivalexpert.

  • so, what did ya lot do in honour of paddy?
    i tried to test Against Me!'s theory that Pints of Guinness Make You Strong, but i'm not sure what i proved. i did seem to be able to down quite a number despite not having eaten anything since the day before, but after all it's not shocking since it's practically like drinking marmite.
    eww, marmite. so i was having this pleasant time surrounded by italians who barely know who patrick was and why the irish idolize him, but all was good and i wasn't holding it against them. i did start yelling at one of my students for beina a teetotaller, but i think that was the only agressive thing i did. come on! why the blasted hell was she even at the pub if she didn't plan to drink anything? guinness drunks aren't even that funny to watch! aside from the drunk brit i tried to teach italian partisan songs to. btw, when i retire i'll travel the world teaching italian partisan songs to foreigners.

    i think the only mistake i did was having a spliff after that. it started all with laughs and giggles. a lot of giggles. like i just couldn't stop giggling.
    "that guy just walked into a lamppost"
    hahahahahahhahahahhaha!
    "they're giving out green pixie hats"
    wahahahahahahahahahahah!
    "i have a mouth from which any word can come out"
    bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

    so there i was, feeling unreasonably giddy with that part of my brain still working saying on repeat "fucking spliff! at least it's the ha-ha one, it's been ages since i had the ha-ha one, usually i only get hold of the emo-morose type and end up just wanting to lock myself in my room call up my mom and yell at her how much she doesn't understand me."
    at least i thought it was just a voice in my brain saying that in repeat. turns out i was actually saying it out loud. in repeat. that and "hahahahha, i can't feel my arms, i can't feel my arms!"

    then apparently everything else in my body went numb too and i lost the ability to speak and ended up crashing at angie's place and freaking out him and his friend.

    but oh well, all is allowed on st. paddy's what i say. besides there were a few major improvements compared to the last time i had alcohol and spliff on a work day and an empty stomach: 1) didn't throw up 2) didn't pass out 3) didn't roll in someone else's piss 4) didn't flash total strangers

    life's looking up!

  • I got drunk last night with my best friends who date one another and I agreed to have a three some with them. Didn't happen, but apparently it will!

    • mir83nj schrieb...
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    • 19. Mär. 2009, 20:49
    littlekasino said:

    usually i only get hold of the emo-morose type and end up just wanting to lock myself in my room call up my mom and yell at her how much she doesn't understand me."
    at least i thought it was just a voice in my brain saying that in repeat. turns out i was actually saying it out loud. in repeat. that and "hahahahha, i can't feel my arms, i can't feel my arms!"

    life's looking up!


    I love reading your posts. Please don't go away

    sincereLEE said:
    I got drunk last night with my best friends who date one another and I agreed to have a three some with them. Didn't happen, but apparently it will!


    I have YET to hear about one of these ending well. Good luck, I guess.

    "I've always considered writing the most hateful kind of work. I suspect it's a bit like fucking, which is only fun for amateurs. Old whores don't do much giggling." -HST
  • mir83nj said:
    I love reading your posts. Please don't go away
    ain't goin' nowhere bay-beh!

    sincereLEE said:
    I got drunk last night with my best friends who date one another and I agreed to have a three some with them. Didn't happen, but apparently it will!
    so it's gonna be a two girls - one boy thing?

  • Ive been thoroughly entertained for the last 7 minutes.

    Thanks!

    I didn't invent the time machine to win at gambling, I invented the time machine to travel through time!
  • mir83nj said:
    I have YET to hear about one of these ending well. Good luck, I guess.

    Well, we are all three best friends, but we have a strange history with one another, so it might turn out to be strange, but I can't imagine that it would. We are very comfortable! And I don't even think it will happen soon because the guy I'm seeing thinks it'd be "a breach of a monogamous relationship" if I had a threesome and he wasn't involved. Weird, huh?

    littlekasino said:
    so it's gonna be a two girls - one boy thing?

    and of course! dudes never want a threesome with two dudes and one chick, or at least not the ones I know...

  • sincereLEE said:

    and of course! dudes never want a threesome with two dudes and one chick, or at least not the ones I know...
    well, i would cross out the never for two reasons:
    1) if it were a total turn off there wouldn't be so many porn movies featuring it and
    2) i have an anonymous source that assures me it has happened
    =P

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