Taking the Internet Far Too Seriously

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Moderator: aktlove
Gruppenstatus: Offen
Gegründet am: 29. Mär. 2008
Beschreibung:

A government-sanctioned OCD sanitarium.

In case the title isn't enough of a qualification, here is a group for those of us who:

1. Religiously check last.fm charts, frowning thoughtfully at the artists several positions below where we'd like them to be. After all, the numbers are representative of our characters.
2. Hover around last.fm shoutboxes, forum topics, or other websites, reading pages and pages of comments, privately reacting to each one, but never actually engaging in the discussion.
3. Spend an inordinate amount of time constructing our rare shoutbox or forum posts (or last.fm group descriptions), making sure to utilize correct grammar and an impressive vocabulary--to ensure others, of course, of our genuine intellectual demeanors. Why else would we waste our valuable time contributing to conversation? (Hint: we're bored).
4. Shake our heads in frustration at the language errors and ridiculous arguments that rage in Youtube comment sections. Everybody's a critic these days--why can't everybody just get along so we can all enjoy an endless flood of little green plus numbers of happiness? We're not the world police, you know.
5. Despite the former being true, cackle mirthlessly after displaying and reading the Youtube comments with ratings of -26. lol hE sux uall want 2 suk his dick orsumtin!1! Hilarious!
6. Understand that this group is intended to poke fun at ourselves, but secretly, know the real irony is that we really are the best folks on the web. Dammit.
7. Are thinking about the omission of that glaring trait of yours from this not so very comprehensive list. Caught you, didn't I?

Now join, or be struck down by the power of Greyskull. Remember, if you can't wow them with your intelligence, dazzle them with your bullshit.

Aktive Diskussionen

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Top-Künstler der letzten Woche

Gesamt Einzigartig für diese Gruppe

1	Radiohead	8
2	M83	5
3	My Bloody Valentine	5
4	Nine Inch Nails	5
5	Pearl Jam	4
6	The Killers	4
7	JOHNNY CASH	4
8	Belle and Sebastian	4
9	Gotye	4
10	Arctic Monkeys	4

Shoutbox

Sage etwas. Melde dich bei Last.fm an oder registriere ein neues Benutzerkonto (es kostet nichts).

debetcan

Hey, check out my new gruop: Nordic Hearts

Februar 2010
kylelikescoffee

traitor.

Mai 2009
kylelikescoffee

http://boomajoom.com/internet.jpg

April 2009
aktlove

So would anyone like me to make this group to actually function somehow, or are we all satisfied with it simply existing?

April 2009
kylelikescoffee

poop.

März 2009
Toementor

How appropriate.

Januar 2009
myadron

I can associate with this group.

Oktober 2008
meissa

The group description felt like it was personally addressed to me. That, and I was dazzled ;)

September 2008
aktlove

My dashes are perfectly acceptable, thank you very much. Microsoft Word converts double hyphens to a dash, so typing them that way has become habit.

Juli 2008
Facewagon

Damn...busted.

Juli 2008
NewBornFml

i had to comment the shoutbox; its a habit.

April 2008
MinaseTaki

This group...just describes me perfectly.

März 2008
aktlove

Don't let those folks deprive you of sleep, that's just silly.

März 2008