TWILIGHT readers should be shot

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Moderator: Eltamoar
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Gegründet am: 5. Apr. 2009
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For all of us who can't stand Twilight.

Index of Arguments (so far):

1. "Edward is abusive"
2. "Fantasy does not excuse a lack of realism"
3. "The books are sexist"
4. "The books (Twilight specifically) have no plot/character development"
5. "Bella and Edward are in lust, not love"
6. "Bella is an idiot (aka Meyer tells and doesn't show)"
7. "Imprinting IS sexual no matter what (aka imprinting is sexist and pedophilic)"
8. "The Twilight books send bad messages... and yes it is a big deal."
9. "Science: Why Nessie shouldn't exist."
10. "Science: Meyer fails at it"
11. "Choice: What Feminism isn't, and what Bella doesn't have."

Visit http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=twilight&action=display&thread=638 to give your $0.02 on the arguments.

Stephen King publicly announced his distaste for Stephenie Meyer's horribly amature writing skills in a recent USA TODAY interview claiming, "Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."

He goes on to explain, "in the case of Stephenie Meyer, it's very clear that she's writing to a whole generation of girls and opening up kind of a safe joining of love and sex in those books. It's exciting and it's thrilling and it's not particularly threatening because they're not overtly sexual. A lot of the physical side of it is conveyed in things like the vampire will touch her forearm or run a hand over skin, and she just flushes all hot and cold. And for girls, that's a shorthand for all the feelings that they're not ready to deal with yet."

Oh, ouch! That's gotta sting. Finally someone in the literary world has the balls to confess how mediocre Meyer's writing truly is. However, because of this sudden act of brutal honesty the twitards are having a hissy over this by attacking King's own ability to write, his sanity, and his apparent…jealousy? That's right, the twitards have convinced themselves that Stephen King is just jealous of Stephenie Meyer because he didn't think of Twilight first.

…LOLWTF?! Stephen King already dabbled in the vampire fiction genre when he wrote Salem's Lot AGES ago. His vampires scare the living shit out of you, and what of Meyer's sparklepires? The best they can do is blind you with their sparkly, glittery complexion as they flee away in their shiny Volvo so as to not miss their first period class. Don't want to get a tardy slip!!!

^ that's called a fairy, not a vampire.

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JOIN :D

Juli 2010
Anchie_182

*Sparkle for me bitch, SPARKLE!* haha

Juli 2010
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yes i got to agree with LifelessGhoul.. these charst do suck haha

Juni 2010
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you're a faggot

Juni 2010
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btw.. this group's charts SUCK !!

Juni 2010
LifelessGhoul

fuck this fake-ass shit.. it'a a fuckin' literary disease.

Juni 2010
itskellydude

what what im SOOOOO TEAM EDWARD WOOOT HES SOOO HAAWTT YEAH BOY!!!!! lololololol ;P

Mai 2010
TheMelANNcholic

all my friends are MAD 'bout 'twilight',and I just can't stand it!I hate 'twilight'-it's the most PHONIEST thing ever!!!

März 2010
Lizardman3

Well, thankfully eclipse is coming out soon, and then it's just a matter of time until twilight is forgotten completely. ahhh it feels good. it's almost over.

März 2010
konioczynka

KILL 'EM ALL!

Februar 2010
Lizardman3

A bunch of MILFS like twilight too, though. it's not all teenyboppers and herpe sluts

Januar 2010
Lizardman3

eh don't worry, I told her to tell me she was 18

Januar 2010
Lizardman3

I think we can agree that it's acceptable to act like you enjoy twilight to get some ass.

Januar 2010
Lizardman3

ive never seen your hippy 80's vampire movie

Januar 2010
Lizardman3

It's okay if you've read/seen it, you'd be considered kind of stupid to not have and hate it anyway.

Januar 2010
SoDamnMuch

Kill those idiots with teaspoon's.

Januar 2010
Ivana_Shirayuki

Twilight parts: first: ok, it can pass, but still... sparkling? ; second: really stupid and pointless; third: very very VERY bad... almost fail; last part: omg! the biggest, amazing, greatest SHIT I've ever read. EPIC FAIL! <-- yeah, that means I've read it.... and yes, kill me, please.

Januar 2010
Lizardman3

hows it feel to no longer be a man?

Dezember 2009
kingdiamond1234

I had to see New Moon with mah GF. BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Dezember 2009