Satrianism

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Moderator: Cid_Highwind
Gruppenstatus: Offen
Gegründet am: 23. Aug. 2008
Beschreibung:

Satrianism is the true Religion!

He shaved his head for your sins!

Who doesn't want to live in a world with just Satch as your holy man, he isn't called Saint Joe for nothing.

A lot of people are close, they felt the music, they heard his message, but they have no idea where to go, how to go on with this brilliant information.

This is the ultimate step you're taking, by joining Satrianism, you secure the future for yourself, your family and friends.

Imagine a world full of Satrianists, there would be no war or hunger... Only Joe and his music.

Try to spread the message, to those who are possible candidates for Joe's message, for his holy music!

By joining Satrianism you agree to be a full Satrianist! And with that it is your duty to spread Joe's music, his message, but only to those who are ready for his message.

Praise Joe

The 10 Satchy Commandments

ONE: 'You shall have no other non-guitar gods before Me.'

TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in the emo scene, or that is in the glitter pop scene, or that is in the boyband scene.'

THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the SATCH your God in vain.'

FOUR: 'Remember Satch birthday, to keep it holy.'

FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother for giving you ears to listen to Satriani's holy music.'

SIX: 'You shall not murder (unless its in the name of Satch).'

SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery while listening to Satch music.'

EIGHT: 'You shall not steal other people's music (I'm looking at you COLDPLAY).'

NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor if he listens to Satch.'

TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's. UNLESS! they are no Satch fans, then you have free play my sons and daughters.

Aktive Diskussionen

Modestmousefan1 kommentierte
"First Song Ever?" (3) Oktober 2011

Gadoguz kommentierte
"Your Fav....." (12) November 2010

"Your personal song:)" Juli 2010

mokona_nl kommentierte
"Satriani Facts" (1) Januar 2010

GrantRS kommentierte
"Joe sues Coldplay" (6) September 2009

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Verknüpfte Künstler

Shoutbox

Sage etwas. Logge dich bei Last.fm ein oder registriere dich.

Jenni_Franca

You guys should check Lucas Cabral :D

11. Mär., 21:16 Antworten
Gadoguz

I'd say "Premonition", but "Dream Song", "Wormhole Wizards" and "Light Years Away" are really close to it.

10. Dez. 2010 Antworten
Cid_Highwind

agreed, everyone's fav song of the album? I am stuck between Wind in the Trees and God is Crying myself.

9. Dez. 2010 Antworten
Gadoguz

The new album is up there with Crystal Planet. Love it! Best album since SBM.

14. Nov. 2010 Antworten
Siliya

satch pwnz

6. Nov. 2010 Antworten
Bruneti12

Satch bless us all

2. Okt. 2010 Antworten
Cid_Highwind

Thanks for the heads up therahmaniac!

26. Sep. 2010 Antworten
therahmaniac

premonition webisode is up ! check out asap.satch rocks!

25. Sep. 2010 Antworten
Hamplat

WW JOE D?

11. Sep. 2010 Antworten
Cid_Highwind

:) Yeah he is!

8. Sep. 2010 Antworten
Hamplat

You shall not not listen to Satch all day :P He is truly the best!!

3. Sep. 2010 Antworten
Cid_Highwind

New European Tour Dates too! http://www.satriani.com/road/

5. Jun. 2010 Antworten
Cid_Highwind

100 members :)

12. Mär. 2010 Antworten
mokona_nl

Course the sound and playing are bloody awesome. If you look past the effects it totally takes me back to May 10 2008 when I saw a show of the same tour.

19. Feb. 2010 Antworten
Cid_Highwind

Well I can only say, its damn awesome, yes the special effects are a lot to take in, but hell, its Satch! I got that incredible adrenaline rush as soon as the first song was playing. He produced it, and the man is legend. The effects are nice and don't distract from his playing

18. Feb. 2010 Antworten
Cid_Highwind

hm everyone seems to think that about the effects haha

9. Feb. 2010 Antworten
mokona_nl

Bought the new DVD last Wednesday and I've seen it this afternoon. The music is as amazing as one would expect but I do think the added visual effects were a bit over the top at times.

8. Feb. 2010 Antworten
Palasht

K, TNX !

4. Feb. 2010 Antworten
Cid_Highwind

hrm, no msg yet from my source. I'll msg him again

1. Feb. 2010 Antworten
Palasht

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29. Jan. 2010 Antworten