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Favorite Stella quotes?

 
    • MykeMinor schrieb...
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    • 5. Dez. 2006, 2:26

    Favorite Stella quotes?

    Some of mine:

    "How about I'm not your bitch."

    "You think I'm some sloppy wet pussy, for you to fuck? Is that what you think? YOU THINK I'M SOME SLOPPY WET PUSSY. FOR YOU TO FUCK?"

    "A toast to Michael Showalter, who I just found out has full blown AIDS. Just kidding. Nobody has AIDS anymore."

    "Would a perfect world have turkeys?"

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    • [Gelöschter Benutzer] schrieb...
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    • 27. Dez. 2006, 20:54
    "Like Madonna, is she like a virgin or the material girl?"

    "I like pain."
    "I like cookies."

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  • SUP MYKE.

    "Looks like they're a couple of wegula Donald Twumps."
    "Did you guys just say 'Donald Twumps'?"
    "We're ELMER FUDDING IT. DUHHH."

    "Muhhhhh. MUHHHHHH."

    "I JUST THREW OUR ONLY COPY OF OUR MANUSCRIPT IN THE FIRE AND THAT WAS WRONG AND I'LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO ADMIT IT."

    "Are you in...Black face?"
    "Oh, yes. Actually, we're protesting racism."


    "WE'RE WINNERS! YOU'RE LOSERS! WE WON THE GAMES! YOU LOST THE GAMES!"

    "Not ALL Germans are Nazis, Michael."
    "That was not my understanding."

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    • MykeMinor schrieb...
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    • 6. Jan. 2007, 20:49
    SUP SPENCE!

    The blackface one is really good, haha.

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  • Oh my god, I laughed so hard when I saw it.

    I rented the DVDs and kept them WAY too long. $15 of late fees. Fuck a shit.

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  • "well we wouldn't be needing a nursery...
    actually micheal might because he's a bit of cry baby"

    "david, do you know my husband, Edward Norton?"

    "mmm is this whole milk david?
    ohh ah yeah 2% was out so i ....
    so you... go... to another... COFFEE SHOP!" *chucks coffee and slaps david in the face*
    "Don't you ever embarrase me infront of the candidate again"

    HHHHAAAAA funny stuff... but i wish their was another season :(

    I'll be waiting, with a gun and a pack of sandwiches.
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  • Seriously, whoever decided to cancel stella was a dummy to the HIGHEST degree.

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  • BEST QUOTE IN THE WHOLE SHOW:

    "It's like nectar david"!!!!

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  • "World peace. ALRIIIIIIGGHT!"

    "I like pain."
    "I like cookies!"

    and I like the one where Wain goes, I can't remember exactly but it goes something like,
    "Well youre in de way, so get out of de house!"

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  • Oh and,

    "Call Marcus!"
    "Who's Marcus?"
    "I dunno. I dunno.."

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  • "I.. just threw your DOG out THE WINDOW.. and that was WRONG OF ME.. and I'll be the first person to admit it!"

    and

    "I needed that shower, in the WHOARST WAY"

    both from the same episode ;P

    oh! and

    "Guys, I can't go in there..."
    "Why Mike?"
    "Yeah Why can't you go in, Mike?"
    "QUIT HECTORING ME....It's cuz I got the farts.... I got the farts."

    I may be a lunatic, but at least I don't crap through my stomach into a bag.
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