Procrastinators Unite!

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Moderator: AsteroidB-612
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Gegründet am: 1. Jun. 2006
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If you are here at this very moment, instead of writing that term paper or completing that task you were assigned five days ago…you are one of us. Feel free to join.

Procrastinate...

Procrastinators UNITE!:

For all those who put things off until the very last minute.

The Procrastinator's Creed

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.

8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.

13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

Aktive Diskussionen

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"Why do you procrastinate ?" (35) April 2012

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"Ever procrastinated on music?" (39) Mai 2011

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"How long it take you to join?" (49) Mai 2011

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"Times your procrastination has (almost) gotten you into some deep…" (41) Januar 2010

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"why this group is (=fake)" (18) Dezember 2008

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Verknüpfte Künstler

Shoutbox

Sage etwas. Melde dich bei Last.fm an oder registriere ein neues Benutzerkonto (es kostet nichts).

kissesneverdie

I'll join this group later.

Januar 2012
aaziraphale

i mean i should really be studying ....

Januar 2012
HiJackXD

I'll join this group later.

Oktober 2011
SeveralPeople

here's a link

September 2011
gorski_

lol hey all, just found this by stumbleupon :D and tomorrow i have an term test lol

August 2011
newbewb

I found this when I was at work and should have been writing a website, am I doing it right?

August 2011
jaxolotl

Well... I'll join this group when I'm in the mood... but not now.

Juli 2011
cynthiapowell

-_-

Juli 2011
SoapMagic

I procrastinated on another Honors Biology project, and I got a 96 on it (like a boss). AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

April 2011
SoapMagic

I procrastinated on an Honors Biology project, and I got a 100 on it (like a boss). AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

März 2011
thekillingspree

I... Just can't be bothered with this right now.

Februar 2011
ADnow-r

uniting is tiring.

Januar 2011
tideghost

I used to think I was indecisive ... but now I'm not sure anymore.

Dezember 2010
SeveralPeople

I'm procrastinating whether i want to join this group or not

November 2010
kiwicio

just quickly checking my email and my last.fm profile before start getting things done, i have big plans for today! OH SHI- 2 A.M.

September 2010
soudruzka

Wow...I can't believe it only took me 50 minutes of procrastination to join this group. I don't think I've ever been that impulsive before...

September 2010
ElMariuolo

I'll write here something with a sense... tomorrow...

September 2010
VERSUSDIE

.... see you next week :)

August 2010
ElMariuolo

I don't have passed the exam... I will study for the recovery...

Juni 2010
babybling10

what!!??! The world is going to end if I dont pick up that trash...dont worry i'll pick it up later.

Juni 2010