Trixie's Big Red Motorbike

Dude I friended you and now you are seeming like some fucking marketing campaign, what the fuck's up with that? I mean if you want to ass fuck me, at least come at me slyly or buy me a couple drinks first.

Oh, and now I'm assuming the fucking band you are pimping is some gawdawful dreampop shoegaze not some rock and roll JAMCesque bad-ass-ness so of fucking course I don't want to hear them.

PS choke on the dicks you suck and die