James Hetfield Is the Table!

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Moderatoren: TuomariNurmio
Gruppenstatus: Offen
Gegründet am: 2. Nov. 2011
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“I am the table” -James Hetfield

James Hetfield is the table:
For their latest chef d'oeuvre "Lulu", Metallica collaborated with the musical genius that is Lou Reed. The album mixes atonal-poem rants with unfitting heavy riffing to create a unique musical masterpiece unlike anything that has ever been released before. Praised by critics and loved by fans, this album will certainly go down as one of the finest digital recordings in music history.

The famous lyrics "I am the table" come from the song "The View":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT1Ith6NZ1c
Deep, emotional lyrics that give a very rich insight of his personal struggles.

With the outing of James being the table, a fitting picture was also on the rise on James Hetfield's Last.FM page.
On November 1, 2011 this picture reached the first placed and was then of course to be seen as the main picture. On November 2, 2011 however, the picture was wiped off the face of earth for seemingly no apparent reason, pure propaganda.

Incriminating evidence:

Lets take a closer look:

November 2, 2011: Later the same day, another table bit the dust:

November 3, 2011: The third coming of the holy table.

November 5, 2011 updates:

November 9, 2011:

November 10, 2011:

December 18, 2011:

It has been a while, but once more the table returns!

December 20, 2011:

May 21st 2012 update

During the course of past half year many tables have risen and fallen, only to be risen again. Among those risen were these brave ones:

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“Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away.” -Elvis Presley

With these words of wisdom in mind, this group was created. The truth has to be said, James is the table.

Join if you support James the table.
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Lulu Hall of Fame Quotes:
“metal fans are threatening to shoot me, and that's only because I showed up.” -Lou Reed
That and Lulu, Lou...

“They haven't even heard the record yet, and they're recommending various forms of torture and death.” -Lou Reed
Lou obviously never heard of the ethic of reciprocity. One should not treat others in ways that one would not like to be treated.

“No-one wants 'Lulu Part 2', but on Radio Lou, in my head where I hear these songs, I want more of it” -Lou Reed
Could it be? Lulu Part 2 possibly set for release on 21.12.2012? The end of time is near.

"Just shut your fuck off"' -naseh-bahrami
Raging Metallica fanboy in defense of Lulu.

"I think this thing needs a champion. This is for people who are literate," -Lou Reed
And deaf.

"What?' It's like Iggy Pop making a record with ABBA. You're sitting there going, 'Where's the connection here?'" -Alice Cooper
Alice Cooper on Metallica collaborating with Lou Reed.

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Verknüpfte Künstler

Shoutbox

Sage etwas. Melde dich bei Last.fm an oder registriere ein neues Benutzerkonto (es kostet nichts).

MrChimney

He is the table.

Dienstag Nachmittag
Jednororzec333

http://www.lastfm.pl/music/James+Hetfield/+images/77789394 :3

letzten Monat
TuomariNurmio

it's been quiet now awhile so a new table picture has been uploaded, vote it up http://www.last.fm/music/James+Hetfield/+images/77872870

letzten Monat
Raphael_Ramone

up http://www.lastfm.com.br/music/Metallica/+images/77269098

letzten Monat
EastRazor

ONLY THE TABLE TRUE BELIEVERS !

April 2012
PartySanCTG

Tablened?

April 2012
TuomariNurmio

http://www.last.fm/music/The+Table/+images/76432802

April 2012
Andy_warhola

et voila, another day, another table: http://www.last.fm/music/James+Hetfield xD ... hope you great folks will see it in time too.

April 2012
TuomariNurmio

http://www.last.fm/music/James+Hetfield/+images/74709484 this was upload ages ago

April 2012
IBrokeTheOath

One of you pussies upload a table pic again.

April 2012
TuomariNurmio

[2]

April 2012
Lionheartattack

Of course? It's a cruel (digital) world we're (un)living in. It's now obvious that no Metallica album has never meant anything to anyone, only because they released the song The View. Before that song everything was fine. What are you hinting at? Are you stupid? Of course it ruined the whole legacy of Metallica! ;P That's what we're saying here all along. Now let The Four Tablemen ride or choose your fate and die! >:(

März 2012
GolyJelen

You suck. Imagine world without Metallica, no Kill em All, no RTL, no Master, god, just think about it. One song can destroy whole Metallica's splendor?

März 2012
KeIemvor

My Table of Misery

März 2012
Lionheartattack

What's the Table of the Day?

März 2012
Rockofages32

Low Man's Table

März 2012
aquamarinestone

some kind of shit here

März 2012
Lionheartattack

The Table Jack Built.

März 2012
AtTheApostasy

Table Magnetic

März 2012
Rockofages32

The Table that Never Comes

März 2012