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- XJ220RACER schrieb...
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- 29. Apr. 2012, 5:58
Granted, but now I gotta tell you, that's a pretty lame wish. Way too defensive and you get nothing out of it.

I wish to find a pot of gold.

Comment, ne pas te faire confiance, toi?

[quote][b][user]XJ220RACER[/user][/b] sagte: Granted, but now I gotta tell you, that's a pretty lame wish. Way too defensive and you get nothing out of it. I wish to find a pot of gold.[/quote]

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- LaLoqueHumaine schrieb...
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- 29. Apr. 2012, 7:53
Granted, but the Leprechaun starts a killing spree around you to take it back, adding a 7th movie in a fairly bad (if sometimes funny) franchise.

I wish I could swim with dolphins !

"Life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman, you only call her a bitch cuz she won't let you get that pussy"
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[quote][b][user]LaLoqueHumaine[/user][/b] sagte: Granted, but the Leprechaun starts a killing spree around you to take it back, adding a 7th movie in a fairly bad (if sometimes funny) franchise. I wish I could swim with dolphins ![/quote]

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- leighdobson schrieb...
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- 29. Apr. 2012, 11:23
Granted, but they are dumb dolphins and they dive too deep and you are crushed by the pressure of the water.

I wish I had moar moneyz.

Potatoes taste really nice. Just sayin'.

[quote][b][user]leighdobson[/user][/b] sagte: Granted, but they are dumb dolphins and they dive too deep and you are crushed by the pressure of the water. I wish I had moar moneyz.[/quote]

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- Kennoth schrieb...
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- 29. Apr. 2012, 13:19
Granted. You now have a shitload of monopoly money.

I wish I had a decent job.

Oh, shed a tear for the loss of innocence, for the forsaken spirits who aches... in us. Cry for the heart who surrenders to pain, for the solitude of those left behind!

Think you got what it takes?

[quote][b][user]Kennoth[/user][/b] sagte: Granted. You now have a shitload of monopoly money. I wish I had a decent job.[/quote]

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- G_alan8 schrieb...
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- 30. Apr. 2012, 0:39
Granted, but you can never listen to Korn again because your boss hates them.

I wish I get all A's this semester.

[quote][b][user]G_alan8[/user][/b] sagte: Granted, but you can never listen to Korn again because your boss hates them. I wish I get all A's this semester.[/quote]

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- foxypancakes schrieb...
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- 30. Apr. 2012, 0:50
Granted, but everyone makes fun of you for being a nerd.

I wish the ocean was made of iced tea.

[quote][b][user]foxypancakes[/user][/b] sagte: Granted, but everyone makes fun of you for being a nerd. I wish the ocean was made of iced tea.[/quote]

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- XJ220RACER schrieb...
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- 30. Apr. 2012, 2:07
Granted, now all of the beautiful fishies and dolphins die and Earth's entire ecosystem is messed up due to your thirst for iced trea.

I wish my laundry did itself.

Comment, ne pas te faire confiance, toi?

[quote][b][user]XJ220RACER[/user][/b] sagte: Granted, now all of the beautiful fishies and dolphins die and Earth's entire ecosystem is messed up due to your thirst for iced trea. I wish my laundry did itself.[/quote]

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- humanfeelings schrieb...
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- 30. Apr. 2012, 14:31
granted but they don't know what temperature to use so all your clothes shrink! :(

i wish i was an expert

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[quote][b][user]humanfeelings[/user][/b] sagte: granted but they don't know what temperature to use so all your clothes shrink! :( i wish i was an expert[/quote]

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- Rhyme79 schrieb...
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- 30. Apr. 2012, 14:40
Granted, you're now an expert on teapots. Congratulations.

I wish I could write a really good essay in ten minutes flat, so then I can do something more fun and less stressful.

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[quote][b][user]Rhyme79[/user][/b] sagte: Granted, you're now an expert on teapots. Congratulations. I wish I could write a really good essay in ten minutes flat, so then I can do something more fun and less stressful.[/quote]

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- Kennoth schrieb...
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- 30. Apr. 2012, 14:49
Granted. Your essay ends up being so great, that you get abducted and recruited by CIA to work for them as an analyst, and you will never see your friends or family again.

I wish I could nail some relatively good looking girl.

Oh, shed a tear for the loss of innocence, for the forsaken spirits who aches... in us. Cry for the heart who surrenders to pain, for the solitude of those left behind!

Think you got what it takes?

[quote][b][user]Kennoth[/user][/b] sagte: Granted. Your essay ends up being so great, that you get abducted and recruited by CIA to work for them as an analyst, and you will never see your friends or family again. I wish I could nail some relatively good looking girl.[/quote]

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- Pinopi19 schrieb...
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- 30. Apr. 2012, 16:05
Granted. You figure out that it was a gay-looking man.

I wish I have Nokia 700 mobile.

[quote][b][user]Pinopi19[/user][/b] sagte: Granted. You figure out that it was a gay-looking man. I wish I have Nokia 700 mobile.[/quote]

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- Rhyme79 schrieb...
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- 30. Apr. 2012, 16:24
Granted. You become one of those people that are too obsessed with their phone to bother looking where they're going. You step into the road whilst uploading something inconsequential to the cloud and get hit by a double decker tour bus. All of the tourists need counselling to help them deal with the mind-scarring event. Thankfully you survive, and realise that life is too short and precious to spend it wishing for material gain and over involved with anti-social forms of 'communication' technology. You rediscover your friends and family and never use wi-fi again.

I wish I had my own private island.

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[quote][b][user]Rhyme79[/user][/b] sagte: Granted. You become one of those people that are too obsessed with their phone to bother looking where they're going. You step into the road whilst uploading something inconsequential to the cloud and get hit by a double decker tour bus. All of the tourists need counselling to help them deal with the mind-scarring event. Thankfully you survive, and realise that life is too short and precious to spend it wishing for material gain and over involved with anti-social forms of 'communication' technology. You rediscover your friends and family and never use wi-fi again. I wish I had my own private island.[/quote]

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- xShackled schrieb...
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- 30. Apr. 2012, 21:48
Granted. You're trapped on your own little island near the north pole, with nothing except from the few clothes you're wearing, and you end up freezing to death.

I wish i had the willpower to go get ice-cream and not just sit here thinking about it.

Bluebird, don't sing that song
No one wants to sing along

[quote][b][user]xShackled[/user][/b] sagte: Granted. You're trapped on your own little island near the north pole, with nothing except from the few clothes you're wearing, and you end up freezing to death. I wish i had the willpower to go get ice-cream and not just sit here thinking about it. [/quote]

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- foxypancakes schrieb...
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- 2. Mai. 2012, 12:53
Granted. But you recently have become lactose intolerant and the next few hours are dreadful.

I wish Neige from Alcest would cuddle with me.

[quote][b][user]foxypancakes[/user][/b] sagte: Granted. But you recently have become lactose intolerant and the next few hours are dreadful. I wish Neige from Alcest would cuddle with me.[/quote]

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- Kennoth schrieb...
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- 2. Mai. 2012, 18:28
Granted. However you make a shocking discovery when you discover that he's actually a woman.

I wish foxypancakes would cuddle with me.

Oh, shed a tear for the loss of innocence, for the forsaken spirits who aches... in us. Cry for the heart who surrenders to pain, for the solitude of those left behind!

Think you got what it takes?

[quote][b][user]Kennoth[/user][/b] sagte: Granted. However you make a shocking discovery when you discover that he's actually a woman. I wish [user]foxypancakes[/user] would cuddle with me.[/quote]

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- xShackled schrieb...
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- 2. Mai. 2012, 18:46
granted, but only in your fantasies c:

I wish the charger for my phone was here and not upstairs.

Bluebird, don't sing that song
No one wants to sing along

[quote][b][user]xShackled[/user][/b] sagte: granted, but only in your fantasies c: I wish the charger for my phone was here and not upstairs. [/quote]

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- leighdobson schrieb...
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- 2. Mai. 2012, 19:01
Granted, but it electrocutes you and you die :o

I wish I had a talking cat named Rupert.

Potatoes taste really nice. Just sayin'.

[quote][b][user]leighdobson[/user][/b] sagte: Granted, but it electrocutes you and you die :o I wish I had a talking cat named Rupert.[/quote]

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- Rhyme79 schrieb...
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- 2. Mai. 2012, 19:28
Granted but Rupert only speaks Innuit.

I wish I had some food in the cupboards so I can make something nice to eat.

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[quote][b][user]Rhyme79[/user][/b] sagte: Granted but Rupert only speaks Innuit. I wish I had some food in the cupboards so I can make something nice to eat.[/quote]

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- theletterzed schrieb...
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- 2. Mai. 2012, 23:14
Granted but you only have the ingredients for lutefisk.

I wish to be fluent in 5 languages.

[quote][b][user]theletterzed[/user][/b] sagte: Granted but you only have the ingredients for lutefisk. I wish to be fluent in 5 languages.[/quote]

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- Fuelie79 schrieb...
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- 3. Mai. 2012, 5:48
Granted but those languages are pig latin, gibberish, sign language, klingon, and ubbi dubbi.

I wish I could stop procrastinating...

[quote][b][user]Fuelie79[/user][/b] sagte: Granted but those languages are pig latin, gibberish, sign language, klingon, and ubbi dubbi. I wish I could stop procrastinating...[/quote]

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- humanfeelings schrieb...
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- 3. Mai. 2012, 19:09
granted, but you won't be able to relax ever, just workworkwork forever!

i wish the person below me accidentally double-posts

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[quote][b][user]humanfeelings[/user][/b] sagte: granted, but you won't be able to relax ever, just workworkwork forever! i wish the person below me accidentally double-posts[/quote]

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- DivineRadioJam schrieb...
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- 4. Mai. 2012, 8:56
Granted, but now the forum is stuck in a loop because I have to corrupt my own wish which I wish for after corrupting your wish. The result is chaotic and just before the servers crash the mods are able to intervene to make sure last.fm doesn't die.

I wish everybody was happy.

[quote][b][user]DivineRadioJam[/user][/b] sagte: Granted, but now the forum is stuck in a loop because I have to corrupt my own wish which I wish for after corrupting your wish. The result is chaotic and just before the servers crash the mods are able to intervene to make sure last.fm doesn't die. I wish everybody was happy.[/quote]

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- DivineRadioJam schrieb...
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- 4. Mai. 2012, 8:56
Granted, but now the forum is stuck in a loop because I have to corrupt my own wish which I wish for after corrupting your wish. The result is chaotic and just before the servers crash the mods are able to intervene to make sure last.fm doesn't die.

I wish everybody was happy.

[quote][b][user]DivineRadioJam[/user][/b] sagte: Granted, but now the forum is stuck in a loop because I have to corrupt my own wish which I wish for after corrupting your wish. The result is chaotic and just before the servers crash the mods are able to intervene to make sure last.fm doesn't die. I wish everybody was happy.[/quote]

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- xShackled schrieb...
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- 4. Mai. 2012, 15:34
Granted, but nobody really knows that they're happy so they still act all sad and grumpy.

I wish i had something yummy to eat.

Bluebird, don't sing that song
No one wants to sing along

[quote][b][user]xShackled[/user][/b] sagte: Granted, but nobody really knows that they're happy so they still act all sad and grumpy. I wish i had something yummy to eat. [/quote]

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- V1nc3ntK schrieb...
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- 5. Mai. 2012, 14:58
Granted. And it is delicious. As a condemned person's last meal should be.

I wish I was at Wembley stadium.

[quote][b][user]V1nc3ntK[/user][/b] sagte: Granted. And it is delicious. As a condemned person's last meal should be. I wish I was at Wembley stadium.[/quote]

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