The Never Ending Story!

 
  • he offered you a large sum of money to lick fleas off of his penis, upon hearing this proposal you

    • [Gelöschter Benutzer] schrieb...
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    • 21. Nov. 2011, 12:46
    ...sell the story to a certain newspaper, for twice the sum you were offered. Two reporters soon arrive in an old car, and proceed to...

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    • 21. Nov. 2011, 13:36
    alter the story in a fashion that makes it complete fiction thus profiting when selling it as a novel about a gay vampire and his fuck-buddy werewolf who try to do a threesome with a girl but ultimately gives up 'cause she's just too...

  • into straight men. Then the sky turned green and fire extinguishers rained down from the sky. You thought that was odd because...

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    • 23. Nov. 2011, 6:40
    why would fire extinguishers rain down from the sky, like why the fuck would they do that, thinking about why, you conclude that there's no reasonable explanation and you probably should've found a place for cover. but too late, you get hit in the head with one of the extinguishers and you get knocked out cold and you end up in a coma several years later you wake up and.....

  • the world is suffering post apocalyptic issues. mutants rule the world and aliens are currently overtaking society, so you decide

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    • 24. Nov. 2011, 3:54
    to get the fuck out of here, but then a giant

  • goose approaches you and demands you answer his riddle, which was

    • V1nc3ntK schrieb...
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    • 24. Nov. 2011, 14:00
    so obscure and twisted that it cannot be written down in human language, only experienced in person, which meant that

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  • it was almost impossible to figure out the damned riddle. Instead you trade him some sexual favors in exchange for your safety

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    • 24. Nov. 2011, 14:27
    and since he is a giant goose, you waddle away from the encounter very gingerly, climb into your bobsleigh and push off

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  • . Unknown to you at the time, Kuwait had been invaded by Marshmallow Men of desolation that had been sent by the giant goose. They started to...

  • dry hump the president of Kuwait. By the time the paramedics arrived...

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    • 26. Nov. 2011, 17:47
    ...one of the forum threads ( last two letters ) was broken, so the paramedics called for the mods to fix the current-post pointer because it wouldn't display beyound page 125. Whatever. Meanwhile the Marshmallow Men drank some Red Bull while watching television, which was also...

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    • 26. Nov. 2011, 21:31
    ....his batmobile so he drove it to Tom Hank's house. They watch Family Guy for 2 hours and then went to a Best Buy to brag about an upcoming meeting with....

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    • 27. Nov. 2011, 12:45
    the president of THE WORLD who was visiting town to promote his new movie in witch he saves the world from a horny devil elephant bent on impregnating the entire population of earth with his demon seed, this of course was a shit load of propaganda. and the president OF THE WORLD was just trying to convince everyone....

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    • 27. Nov. 2011, 17:10
    ...that everything was alright except for that the sun was going to turn blue and that the new language of THE WORLD was...

  • Welsh. This was particularly problematic because hardly anyone outside of the UK will even know the Welsh language exists. However, in an unrelated event, the moon grew some hands and started...

  • ...rubbing Jupiter's naughty places until Jupiter jizzed all over the Earth. Everyone thought it was going to be the end of the world when they saw these giant globs of white viscous fluid coming toward them, except instead...

  • ...because Jupiter is so fucking huge each of it's sperm cells are the size of blue whales. They also had a conciousness and so instead of letting all the earthlings die, they had built an ark on which they collected two of every species, which they then took to a new planet which, coincidentally, was exactly the same as the Earth was before Jupiter nutted on it. But then...

  • the story ended. Or did it?!?

    No it didn't because...

  • seven wise men hid a golden dildo for our hero to find! our hero, being..

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    • 21. Dez. 2011, 18:34
    ...Snow White herself, asked the seven dwarves where they had hidden it. Unfortunately, six of the seven dwarves were asleep in the castle at the top of the beanstalk, and the dungeon master was busy in the machine room looking for a golden crown somewhere in a swamp. So she went to the grave digger's cottage in order to look for...

  • the block of wood that holds the key to everlasting orgasms. She was really keen to have this because...

  • if she couldn't find her dildo, this was a good alternative. time was running out for Snow White due to the fact that she

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