Post a lie about the person above you!

 
    • estuaay schrieb...
    • Benutzer
    • 31. Mär. 2012, 22:28
    ... is 111 years old.

    “When a guy's a cutie, you gotta tap that booty."
    - Betty White. "Hot In Cleveland"
  • Looked into a mirror... it cracked.

    Potatoes taste really nice. Just sayin'.
  • He hates Batman.

    How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.
  • Loves dem insane clowns.

    Potatoes taste really nice. Just sayin'.
    • warrigo schrieb...
    • Benutzer
    • 2. Apr. 2012, 18:09
    hates licking his hair

    • xShackled schrieb...
    • Benutzer
    • 2. Apr. 2012, 18:47
    We're like, complete opposites

    Bluebird, don't sing that song
    No one wants to sing along
    • warrigo schrieb...
    • Benutzer
    • 2. Apr. 2012, 19:08
    hates cats, with a passion

    • xShackled schrieb...
    • Benutzer
    • 2. Apr. 2012, 21:18
    Shares that passion

    Bluebird, don't sing that song
    No one wants to sing along
  • Pilots hot air balloons

    “Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music”

    "You may not be interested in The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table, but The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table is interested in you." - Leon Trotsky.
  • is a professional spider wrestler.

    Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
    Then the worms came….Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

    -Sometimes you make me so mad that I want to throw you in the middle of on-going cars. But then I realize, I would probably kill myself just to save you...-
  • is actually Stephanie Meyer

    How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.
  • Is actually the mother of Frank Bruno.

    Potatoes taste really nice. Just sayin'.
    • JNHNDRK schrieb...
    • Benutzer
    • 8. Apr. 2012, 18:40
    Is actually the father of Frank Bruno.

    Edited by JNHNDRK on 14 Aug 2481, 18:32
  • is actually frank bruno

    a friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile

    The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table
  • is actually Stephen King

    How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.
    • CigarFire schrieb...
    • Benutzer
    • 9. Apr. 2012, 11:53
    invisible when no one's looking.

  • was born and raised in Transylvania

    How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.
    • Oreiora schrieb...
    • Benutzer
    • 13. Apr. 2012, 4:57
    lives in the southern hemisphere ~

  • Sucked eggs back on the leper farm.

    Potatoes taste really nice. Just sayin'.
    • xShackled schrieb...
    • Benutzer
    • 22. Apr. 2012, 2:02
    nice little christian virgin.

    Bluebird, don't sing that song
    No one wants to sing along
  • lives in Kenya

    How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.
    • [Gelöschter Benutzer] schrieb...
    • Benutzer
    • 22. Apr. 2012, 20:03
    Is Egotistical

  • ^ Has no friends

  • has no hobbies

    How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.
  • watches clown porn 24/7

Anonyme Benutzer dürfen keine Beiträge schreiben. Bitte log dich ein oder registriere dich, um Beiträge in den Foren schreiben zu können.