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- KarnEvil9 schrieb...
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- 8. Jul. 2006, 22:12
Favorite Quote

Okay, it doesn't have to your favorite, but just one that you like. And please, one quote or scene per message, so you don't use them all up at once.

[during a romantic dinner]
Lois: [seductively] You know, I'm not wearing any panties.
Peter: Don't worry. We can always throw that chair out.

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[quote][b][user]KarnEvil9[/user][/b] sagte: [i]Okay, it doesn't have to your favorite, but just one that you like. And please, one quote or scene per message, so you don't use them all up at once.[/i] [during a romantic dinner] Lois: [seductively] You know, I'm not wearing any panties. Peter: Don't worry. We can always throw that chair out. [/quote]

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- XtotheZ schrieb...
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- 20. Jul. 2006, 19:53
Is not a Quote, actually is a song, tell me if you remember this one, is from the episode when Peter play for the Patriots, lol

Shipoopi

Now a woman who'll kiss on a very 1st date,
Is usually a hussy,
And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out,
Is anything but fussy,
But a woman who'll wait 'till the 3rd time around,
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground,
She's the girl he's glad he's found,
She's his Shipoopi.

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
The girl is hard to get.
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.

Walk her once just to raise the curtain,
Then you walk around twice and you make for certain.
Once more in the flower garden,
She will never get sore if you beg her pardon.

Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do,
Si, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do.

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'.
If you get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on her way to supper,

Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do, si, do,

Now little ol' sal was a No-gal,
As anyone could see,
Look at her now, She's a Go-Gal,
Who only goes for me,

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'.
If you get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on her way to supper,

Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do, si, do,

Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
The girl is hard to get,
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.

(Musical/Dance Break)

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
The girl is hard to get.
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.

You Can Win Her Yet!

Watch the video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNm19RqlJME&NR

[quote][b][user]XtotheZ[/user][/b] sagte: Is not a Quote, actually is a song, tell me if you remember this one, is from the episode when Peter play for the Patriots, lol [u]Shipoopi[/b] Now a woman who'll kiss on a very 1st date, Is usually a hussy, And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out, Is anything but fussy, But a woman who'll wait 'till the 3rd time around, Head in the clouds, feet on the ground, She's the girl he's glad he's found, She's his Shipoopi. Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, The girl is hard to get. Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, But you can win her yet. Walk her once just to raise the curtain, Then you walk around twice and you make for certain. Once more in the flower garden, She will never get sore if you beg her pardon. Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do, Si, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do. Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'. If you get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'. Once more for a pepper-upper, She will never get sore on her way to supper, Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do, si, do, Now little ol' sal was a No-gal, As anyone could see, Look at her now, She's a Go-Gal, Who only goes for me, Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'. If you get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'. Once more for a pepper-upper, She will never get sore on her way to supper, Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do, si, do, Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi, The girl is hard to get, Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi, But you can win her yet. (Musical/Dance Break) Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, The girl is hard to get. Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi, But you can win her yet. You Can Win Her Yet! Watch the video here: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNm19RqlJME&NR[/url][/quote]

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- Red-XIII schrieb...
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- 21. Jul. 2006, 21:57
LOL Shipoopi!!

One of my fave quotes:

Tom: "A bit of breaking news; a local family is forced out of their home by ghosts! Who are they gonna call?"
Diane "...Ghostbusters, Tom?"
Tom:"No Diane, their insurance company. Thats just stupid, what you said."

They're always beefing. Also, is it only Brian that can hear Stewie or what? Sometimes the others act oblivious to him speaking. Has anyone else noticed that?

[quote][b][user]Red-XIII[/user][/b] sagte: LOL Shipoopi!! One of my fave quotes: [b]Tom:[/b] "A bit of breaking news; a local family is forced out of their home by ghosts! Who are they gonna call?" [b]Diane[/b] "...Ghostbusters, Tom?" [b]Tom:[/b]"No Diane, their insurance company. Thats just stupid, what you said." They're always beefing. Also, is it only Brian that can hear Stewie or what? Sometimes the others act oblivious to him speaking. Has anyone else noticed that?[/quote]

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- KarnEvil9 schrieb...
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- 21. Jul. 2006, 22:45
That's a good question about Stewie. I've often wondered if Lois understands him and she's just tuning him out (at least the specific content), or if she just hears baby gibberish.

[riding a circus elephant]
Peter: Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.

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[quote][b][user]KarnEvil9[/user][/b] sagte: That's a good question about Stewie. I've often wondered if Lois understands him and she's just tuning him out (at least the specific content), or if she just hears baby gibberish. [riding a circus elephant] Peter: Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change. [/quote]

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- XtotheZ schrieb...
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- 22. Jul. 2006, 2:59
I got one from Stewie

Stewie: "So Broccoli, mother says you're good for me, well i'm afraid i'm not good for you!"

Or this one of Peter, just awesome lol

Peter: "A guy at work bought a car out of the paper, then 10 years later, BAM! herpes"

Another one of Peter:

Peter: "Eh, your wife is a vegetable, you'll have to bate her, feed her and care of her for the rest of your life"
Guy: "OH MY GOD!"
Peter: "No, no, i'm just kidding, i'm just kidding, she's dead"

The last i remember LOL:

Peter: "Lois thinks i'm bad with money"
Cleveland: "Yeah, you're like the white version of a black person who's bad with money"

[quote][b][user]XtotheZ[/user][/b] sagte: I got one from Stewie Stewie: "So Broccoli, mother says you're good for me, well i'm afraid i'm not good for you!" Or this one of Peter, just awesome lol Peter: "A guy at work bought a car out of the paper, then 10 years later, BAM! herpes" Another one of Peter: Peter: "Eh, your wife is a vegetable, you'll have to bate her, feed her and care of her for the rest of your life" Guy: "OH MY GOD!" Peter: "No, no, i'm just kidding, i'm just kidding, she's dead" The last i remember LOL: Peter: "Lois thinks i'm bad with money" Cleveland: "Yeah, you're like the white version of a black person who's bad with money"[/quote]

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- Bog1 schrieb...
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- 26. Jul. 2006, 5:10
Haha All of these are good, but the best scene is where Stewie plays Marco Polo with Hellen Keller.

Hellen Keller : *Silent and Oblivious
Stewie (while swiming around her): Marco... Marco... Marco...

[quote][b][user]Bog1[/user][/b] sagte: Haha All of these are good, but the best scene is where Stewie plays Marco Polo with Hellen Keller. Hellen Keller : *Silent and Oblivious Stewie (while swiming around her): Marco... Marco... Marco...[/quote]

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- Bilbo_ schrieb...
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- 26. Jul. 2006, 11:01
My fav is from 406 Petarded episode:
when they play "trivial persuit" and peter is asked to say "what" :D
another one is when stewie beated up Brian for not givin` him the money from the bet.So Stewie beats up the dog and says "yeeah, thats what happens man, thats what happens..."

[quote][b][user]Bilbo_[/user][/b] sagte: My fav is from 406 Petarded episode: when they play "trivial persuit" and peter is asked to say "what" :D another one is when stewie beated up Brian for not givin` him the money from the bet.So Stewie beats up the dog and says "yeeah, thats what happens man, thats what happens..."[/quote]

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- XtotheZ schrieb...
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- 26. Jul. 2006, 19:52
Bilbo_ said:
another one is when stewie beated up Brian for not givin` him the money from the bet.So Stewie beats up the dog and says "yeeah, thats what happens man, thats what happens..."

i love that one too! is so cool, even with a gunshot to the leg, stewie rocks, lol

[quote][b][user]XtotheZ[/user][/b] sagte: [quote][b][user]Bilbo_[/user][/b] said: another one is when stewie beated up Brian for not givin` him the money from the bet.So Stewie beats up the dog and says "yeeah, thats what happens man, thats what happens..."[/quote] i love that one too! is so cool, even with a gunshot to the leg, stewie rocks, lol [/quote]

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- somuch schrieb...
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- 27. Jul. 2006, 18:05
Peter: Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

[quote][b][user]somuch[/user][/b] sagte: Peter: Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all. [/quote]

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- Red-XIII schrieb...
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- 27. Jul. 2006, 18:09
KarnEvil9 said:
That's a good question about Stewie. I've often wondered if Lois understands him and she's just tuning him out (at least the specific content), or if she just hears baby gibberish.

Exactly! Although, in the Panic Room episode when Peter admits to not liking the movie The Godfather. Everyone sorta retaliates to his confession, and Lois says something like "...I agree with Stewie". I don't think the writers have their mind made up about that one yet :D.

Peter in Sideboob hour:
"Look at that sideboob...
Check out this sideboob...
How about that sideboob? That turn you on? Well it shouldn't. 'Cos that's my sideboob."

[quote][b][user]Red-XIII[/user][/b] sagte: [quote][b][user]KarnEvil9[/user][/b] said: That's a good question about Stewie. I've often wondered if Lois understands him and she's just tuning him out (at least the specific content), or if she just hears baby gibberish.[/quote] Exactly! Although, in the Panic Room episode when Peter admits to not liking the movie The Godfather. Everyone sorta retaliates to his confession, and Lois says something like "...I agree with Stewie". I don't think the writers have their mind made up about that one yet :D. [b]Peter in Sideboob hour:[/b] "Look at that sideboob... Check out [i]this[/i] sideboob... How about [i]that[/i] sideboob? That turn you on? Well it shouldn't. 'Cos that's [i]my[/i] sideboob."[/quote]

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- KarnEvil9 schrieb...
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- 27. Jul. 2006, 18:32
Speaking of The Panic Room episode, I don't know the exact quote, but I love the part where Peter says something like: "I got the idea while watching that movie, The Butterfly Effect. I wanted someplace where I could hide and that movie couldn't find me."

Another one I loved, but which I don't know the exact quote, was when Chris was being interviewed on TV, and he asked the interviewer if he could say hello to his mother. She said sure, and he turned to Lois just out of the picture and said, "Hi, mom!"

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[quote][b][user]KarnEvil9[/user][/b] sagte: Speaking of [i]The Panic Room[/i] episode, I don't know the exact quote, but I love the part where Peter says something like: "I got the idea while watching that movie, [i]The Butterfly Effect[/i]. I wanted someplace where I could hide and that movie couldn't find me." Another one I loved, but which I don't know the exact quote, was when Chris was being interviewed on TV, and he asked the interviewer if he could say hello to his mother. She said sure, and he turned to Lois just out of the picture and said, "Hi, mom!" [img]http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif[/img][/quote]

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- mattsmithgb schrieb...
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- 1. Aug. 2006, 10:29
peter fishing

can anyone help me. there was a brilliant episode featuring a huge fish which peter caught and there was an old sea captain with wooden arms and legs that warned him about it. i wanna remember the name of the fish because there was a superb quote...

Peter(talking about the guys wooden arms and legs): did (insert fish name here) do that to you? (which had been implied all episode)

Sea Captain: no. my father was a tree

[quote][b][user]mattsmithgb[/user][/b] sagte: can anyone help me. there was a brilliant episode featuring a huge fish which peter caught and there was an old sea captain with wooden arms and legs that warned him about it. i wanna remember the name of the fish because there was a superb quote... Peter(talking about the guys wooden arms and legs): did (insert fish name here) do that to you? (which had been implied all episode) Sea Captain: no. my father was a tree[/quote]

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- zebee schrieb...
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- 15. Aug. 2006, 8:46
I think the fish's name was "daggermouth".

I laughed my ass off after hearing peter saying: "Wait! I got an idea! -- An idea SO smart my HEAD would explode if I even BEGAN to know what I was talking about."

The expression on his face contributed greatly to the moment.

[quote][b][user]zebee[/user][/b] sagte: I think the fish's name was "daggermouth". I laughed my ass off after hearing peter saying: "Wait! I got an idea! -- An idea SO smart my HEAD would explode if I even BEGAN to know what I was talking about." The expression on his face contributed greatly to the moment.[/quote]

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- [Gelöschter Benutzer] schrieb...
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- 16. Aug. 2006, 13:51
Peter: Brian, I've got a secret message in my alphabets. It says "Ooooooo".
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] sagte: Peter: Brian, I've got a secret message in my alphabets. It says "Ooooooo". Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.[/quote]

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- BionicChronic schrieb...
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- 17. Aug. 2006, 6:36
Peter:Holy crip its crapple!

[quote][b][user]BionicChronic[/user][/b] sagte: Peter:Holy crip its crapple![/quote]

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- Empi schrieb...
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- 28. Aug. 2006, 10:12
Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

[quote][b][user]Empi[/user][/b] sagte: Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.[/quote]

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- FelixTHM schrieb...
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- 28. Aug. 2006, 21:21
Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

[quote][b][user]FelixTHM[/user][/b] sagte: Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you. Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump? Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch. Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different. Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells. [/quote]

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- Skitatic schrieb...
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- 29. Aug. 2006, 10:47
Empi said:
Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

I have a shirt that says that!

[quote][b][user]Skitatic[/user][/b] sagte: [quote][b][user]Empi[/user][/b] said: Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.[/quote] I have a shirt that says that![/quote]

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- FelixTHM schrieb...
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- 31. Aug. 2006, 21:51
I have a dashboard doll that says that when you move him too much or make too much noise... or press the button. I have Brian too! [yay]

[quote][b][user]FelixTHM[/user][/b] sagte: I have a dashboard doll that says that when you move him too much or make too much noise... or press the button. I have Brian too! [yay][/quote]

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- Ushum-Gal schrieb...
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- 5. Sep. 2006, 21:02
Peter: "Women are devices built by the holy christ for our entertainment." (I think this is correct)

[quote][b][user]Ushum-Gal[/user][/b] sagte: Peter: "Women are devices built by the holy christ for our entertainment." (I think this is correct) [/quote]

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- blue_haze schrieb...
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- 8. Sep. 2006, 0:39
Quagmire - I LOVE horses!

Stewie - That's what YOU sound like

[quote][b][user]blue_haze[/user][/b] sagte: Quagmire - I LOVE horses! Stewie - That's what YOU sound like [/quote]

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- crazyorhigh schrieb...
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- 16. Sep. 2006, 15:19
When Lois is a model and she come through the door and says.

'Hi Peter, I had a wax today and lets just say you are clear for landing.'

And then from no where you hear

'Giggidy'

Just classic, Love Quagmire.

It's Friday night, I'm gonna fuck or fight, that's right.

[quote][b][user]crazyorhigh[/user][/b] sagte: When Lois is a model and she come through the door and says. 'Hi Peter, I had a wax today and lets just say you are clear for landing.' And then from no where you hear 'Giggidy' Just classic, Love Quagmire. [/quote]

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- [Gelöschter Benutzer] schrieb...
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- 29. Sep. 2006, 21:08
cant touch this (peter version) ahah da best

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] sagte: cant touch this (peter version) ahah da best [img]http://images.porninspector.com/a/ass-traffic/gallery01/13.jpg[/img][/quote]

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- vcreedS schrieb...
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- 30. Sep. 2006, 4:01
"Meg.... Hefty Hefty Hefty! Wimpy Wimpy Wimpy!"
-Peter
-On meg using a garbage bag as opposed to a condom

Yippy Whippy!

[quote][b][user]vcreedS[/user][/b] sagte: "Meg.... Hefty Hefty Hefty! Wimpy Wimpy Wimpy!" -Peter -On meg using a garbage bag as opposed to a condom [/quote]

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- vcreedS schrieb...
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- 1. Okt. 2006, 16:42
DAmn you, Damn the broccoli and Damn the Wright Brothers!!

Yippy Whippy!

[quote][b][user]vcreedS[/user][/b] sagte: DAmn you, Damn the broccoli and Damn the Wright Brothers!![/quote]

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