Crocopeth

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Moderator: Opeth_Watershed
Gruppenstatus: Offen
Gegründet am: 8. Okt. 2008
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Crocopeth, Fucking up alligators since '08 and beyond

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What is Crocopeth? Long time ago, back when the Gods still roamed the earth. They gathered together in the holy Watershed of Blackwater Park, with the desire to create perfect music. The going was tough, rigorous and many of the deities screamed out, "Damnation!" in frustration. Morningrise came, and from this divine collaboration, The Perfect Band. The music was as perfect and delicate as an Orchid, yet haunting like Ghost Reveries. The music resided in spirits, and had been passed down through musicians for generations. These spirits are now in Deliverance to the band Opeth. They have take the divine powers of Crocopeth, but under a false identity... Still Life will continue, as long as few remember this tale and keep it close to their hearts and pass it to their children. Ladies and gentlemen, what you have heard from Opeth, is truly from Crocopeth; the band of The Gods. Thus the story has been passed...

There has been varying discussion of Crocopeth's glory, these... blasphemers have eluded to this great being as an alligator. This simply is just not true. I shall give to thee the story... behind the picture:
Apparently the treaty set forth by the Crocs and Gators had been broken, the Gators attempted to proclaim themselves ruler of all amphibious reptiles and lead an assault against the Crocs. The Crocs were an unsuspecting victim and lead to many casualties. In turn the Crocs brought out their ultimate weapon, to place those inferior gators in their place. So Opeth mounted upon the back of The Great Croc to raid the alligator fortress in florida. The campaign was of course successful and they made it through unscathed, since the might of CrocOpeth is unmatched by any being in this universe. (Although it's rumored that Axenrot's leg got torn off in the slaughter, this is unknown, but in either account the grace of Crocopeth rejuvenated any wounds sustained.)

Aktive Diskussionen

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"Where you from?" (120) Dezember 2010

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"Why join Crocopeth?" (23) Oktober 2010

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"The best and the worst" (7) Juni 2010

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"The League" Januar 2010

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2	Porcupine Tree	40
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4	Pink Floyd	27
5	Katatonia	27
6	Tool	25
7	Radiohead	24
8	Mastodon	24
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Sage etwas. Melde dich bei Last.fm an oder registriere ein neues Benutzerkonto (es kostet nichts).

Opeth_Watershed

Send them a link to this page! I don't have a damn facebook.

letzten Monat
laughtillyoucry

We need to spread the gospel of Crocopeth to the comments on this photo on Roadrunner UK's Facebook, because everyone there is claiming they're riding an alligator. (I also have to wonder why they're using a censored version of that macro.) https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=421353361216309&set=a.232451900106457.65599.121627154522266&type=1&ref=nf

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laank

epic

April 2012
Opeth_Watershed

Gatorland no longer exists, Crocopeth destroyed it in, The Great Gator Massacre of 2008.

April 2012
Kts2kool4yew

Living in Florida, I too have sat on an alligator (a real one at Gatorland) but I certainly did not look that awesome.

April 2012
resdras

L O L

Januar 2012
DreamInSong

Croccore!!

Oktober 2011
Opeth_Watershed

Only you, Akerstache make better music then Opeth.

September 2011
Opeth_Watershed

Devil's Orchard. Thoughts?

August 2011
paynexkiller

Yopeth, my people.

Juli 2011
Opeth_Watershed

New Opeth album on the horizon. I will have something to fap to finally!

März 2011
niQboy

Radiohead is indeed everywhere and it's spreading like wildfire.

März 2011
Opeth_Watershed

I think Radiohead is, more everywhere, then Metallica. My pressing question is... WHAR IS TEH ZEPPELIN?

Februar 2011
HNDICAT

OMG METALLICA IS EVERYWHERE

Februar 2011
bago269

Heavy Metuul kopeth l!!!

November 2010
t00LtillDeath

This group is Crocass!

November 2010
paynexkiller

Damn those gators for waring against the Crocs!

September 2010
BehnamSs

i love lespeth

September 2010
Flyghter

The story won me over, I'm a great fan of ancient lore and the stories must be preserved!

September 2010
metalcallout

Win a copy of In Live Concert at the Royal Albert Hall from Metal Call-Out: http://www.metalcallout.com/metal-giveaways/augustseptember-giveaway-win-a-copy-of-opeths-live-dvd.html

August 2010