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Dear fags

By joining this group you are agreeing with the opinion of many, that metallica suck ass.

The real story:
Metallica USED to be a kick ass thrash metal band back in the day of...

Dear fags

By joining this group you are agreeing with the opinion of many, that metallica suck ass.

The real story:
Metallica USED to be a kick ass thrash metal band back in the day of awesome thrash metal..then in the 90s the real metallica were abducted by aliens and the aliens sole purpose was to destroy the core fanbase of Metallica as they believed Metallica's original sound to be a threat to one of their planets or something.
Anyway, the 90s came around and they started putting out albums that sounded like blues-grunge hybrids and instead of singing like any normal person, Hetfield decided it would be awesome to yodel and add "EE-AHHH" at the end of every sentence..oh and he contsantly said baby live too which isn't that good amirite?

Of course I am..anyway the real Metallica came back from anus probing and other violations of their personal space and thought "WTF MAN" and well, they decided they would try to go back to their old sound but the ALIENS stole their AWESOME and the end result was St Anger.

While metal may still be in the name of this band it's pretty obvious the evil aliens stole all their metal and harvested to better bands like Megadeth and the almighty SLAYUUUUUUURRRRRRR..along with Trivium...so should Metallica be called Metallica anymore? Or should they just rename themselves mediocallica or some shit..I don't know.

Anyway, it's obvious young bands can emulate the metallica sound better than Metallica can do themselves..for example Trivium, I'm not a fan but Matt Heafy can yodel better than hetfield..oh and he plays a Dimebag guitar..how awesome is that shit!?

Alot of you will be quick enough to come on my page and trash talk my music taste because it's not as METUL as yours or because Metallica are number 11 on my top artists...well I still listen to the pre-alien era..any problems with that? then just go back to your mothers basement and get back to trash talking people on Halo 3 or something, seeing how you don't have anything better to do in life.

As alot of you are aware, Metallica are recording a new album..but since the AWESOME got taken out by the aliens and well, they have a monkey playing bass(not that he's a bad bass player) for them now..I highly doubt it'll be good..but who cares..fuck Metallica

Anti-Metallica for life.

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  • Omnigraph

    Metallica suck cock and are sellouts [2]

    2. Dez. 2012 Antworten
  • BlackMetallizer

    Metallica is unfiairly underrated.

    3. Nov. 2012 Antworten
  • Mikhail19

    Сирожа ты и тут, лол

    28. Dez. 2011 Antworten
  • kiddwikkid

    "Metallica USED to be a kick ass thrash metal band back in the day of awesome thrash metal.." - disagree here..IMO, Metallica NEVER used to be a kick ass band...they sucked arse from the get-go..Mustaine, however, was always a star, an entity..

    19. Dez. 2011 Antworten
  • simonitroX

    Metallica is a shame to be called Metal. Period.

    8. Dez. 2011 Antworten
  • serega_ozz_deat

    You do not like and do not respect MetallicA? Yes you complete asshole!!!

    23. Nov. 2011 Antworten
  • KeIemvor

    "metallica needs to learn from Slipknot" They already did, listen to St. Anger.

    26. Okt. 2011 Antworten
  • MetalicIron

    metallica needs to learn from Slipknot

    12. Jul. 2011 Antworten
  • csehszlovakze

    all hail black metal!

    22. Mai. 2011 Antworten
  • ASTAROTH_V

    Fuck metallica, Madonna is a bitch but she is better than metallica.

    4. Mai. 2011 Antworten
  • PrestoBitch

    whatever > shit = megadeth > metallica

    3. Mär. 2011 Antworten
  • darmik89

    na przypadek tej grupy szkoda słów,założyciel grupy jest przygłupem i tyle...

    16. Jan. 2011 Antworten
  • MissNatx3

    Buhahahahah *zieeeeeeeew* : )

    4. Dez. 2010 Antworten
  • suoomi666

    Jeju, każdy tworzy swoją muzykę, a ludzie, jakby mieli mało problemów, wymyślają sobie kolejne, tworzą np. tzw. anty-grupy >.< I po co ?

    23. Nov. 2010 Antworten
  • AcidPL

    cipy zazdroscicie im poprostu

    19. Nov. 2010 Antworten
  • Alchemist6

    to all the Metallica haters out there SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB ASS BASTARDS

    24. Okt. 2010 Antworten
  • HxCstranger

    FUCK METALLICA! there isn't any consistency in this music

    23. Okt. 2010 Antworten
  • TomasikPL

    Justin Bieber sold milions of records too.

    14. Okt. 2010 Antworten
  • Darkhaku

    FUCK HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who has sold millions of records, who has millions of last.fm plays? Who is the most popular Metal band in the universe? Who is filthy rich? Metallica. What have the haters done? Umm... Bitch and whine!

    7. Okt. 2010 Antworten
  • MissNatx3

    A co mi tam... Powiększę tą grupę i uj ! :DDDDD

    5. Okt. 2010 Antworten
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