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Well, the Happy Metal listeners are so retarded, therefore doesn't deserves any explanations



Unlike the traditional 80s’ German power metal or the contemporary American power metal, Happy Metal is characterized by the extensive use of keyboards and a male falseto vocal. Happy Metal is strongly influenced by classical (symphonic), medieval and/or renessaince music and can be described as melodic. The lyrics are inspired by legends, myths and fantasy literature and tell about warriors, virgins, dragons and swords, or another cliche statements like "life", "positivity" or "human being".

In the 90s, a subgenre of happymetal falsely labeled as “melodic death metal” began to rise, most notably in the Swedish city of Gothensuck. Bands of this genre retain the same gay instrumentation of happy metal, but use pseudo death metal vocals to disguise their gayness. Examples include : Arch Enemy, Dark Tranquility, The Haunted, Soilwork, In Flames and others.

Bands that have words such as “dragon” or “power” in their names or start with an A and end with -ia are very likely to belong to the happy metal genre. Most of them come from Italy, Finland or Sweden.

The genre name “GAY METALl” should not be considered ofensive or associated with homosexual people but rather serve as a useful mental shortcut for such concepts as “epic symphonic melodic neo-classical fantasy epic power metal”.

NOTE: some people tend to tag nu-metal or pop-rock bands they dislike as “gay metal” to ridicule them, but non-metal bands shouldn’t be tagged as metal.

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Well, Power Metal and Melodic Death Metal isn't Metal really, it's just a pseudo styles of Metal, called this for their "fast guitars" and gay-ish vocalization. Indeed, styles like Gothic Rock, inclusive Brit Pop are more mature, less gay-ish and have more to say than this child music.

Insist: Our group isn't a Metal group really, Metalheads SUCKS. People like Metal don't :)

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  • leiki-kuollutta

    What the fuck is "happy metal"?

    letzten Monat

  • grid15

    Knew I'd pass when I saw "IS GAY" on the graphic, then saw the charts! Where to begin?!

    Dezember 2011

  • jandalf_

    This is the most ridiculous group I ever saw on last.fm. Fuck, I just laughed my ass off. :D Guys, I wish I would have your problems, then I wouldn't have any.

    September 2011

  • CountingHours

    Posers... [2]

    Juli 2011

  • ElHuevas1428574

    Posers...

    Mai 2011

  • SeverbNR

    As soon as I've seen Korn and Slipknot in the top charts I resigned.

    Februar 2011

  • wingkon

    korn in charts

    Januar 2011

  • becker_90

    Some melodeath is fine.

    Oktober 2010

  • nilzzzberghman

    I agree though, sympho gaytarded "epic" fantasy metal is fucking stupid. And on another less serious note, I also agree that At the Gates is not metal, it's obviously pop rock.

    September 2010

  • nilzzzberghman

    I stopped liking this group when I saw the stuff about melodic death. I find eighties power metal and all that woopiedoop stuff to be much happier then melodic death. In fact, melodic death isn't happy at all. Except if you're thinking about the gay cheery COB keyboards. COB sucks ass. This group could just as well be called "we only like abrasive untasteful metal and like yelling SLAYEERRRRRR!!!1!!11 at small children." Or something. Anyway, dis grup sukks koks.

    September 2010

  • WolfieboyMachi

    Epic phail group.

    September 2010

  • spikedylacid

    wtf kind of group is this..... sum ppl got 2 much time on their hands

    Juli 2010

  • Ankz666

    This what i call lol news :D very cool charts yo! btw Limp bizkit is best anti - happy metal band. Description should be "Well, the anti - Happy Metal listeners are so retarded, therefore doesn't deserves any explanations" : /

    Juni 2010

  • Henry994

    Such a fail group. And LOL @ charts, most members of this group listens to bands like System Of A Down, Korn and Slipknot, but mocks the German Power Metal bands.

    März 2010

  • PartySanCTG

    Hmm, a group entirely devoted to the idea that Wangst should be the basis of metal... no thanks.

    März 2010

  • beneaththemoon

    that's so true!

    März 2010

  • johlu_snuff

    So... you say anti-happy and listen to Avanged Sevenfold and CoB... that's lame dude... and you FAIL saying melodeath isn't metal, it's metal, and best metal bands come from Sweden... and I'm just sayin', but Arch Enemy rules and true metalheads don't need to discriminate agains't gay people... I still remember one guy that, don't know... created death metal, and was gay and proud of!? NOT JOINING

    März 2010

  • Nayr_

    Lol.

    Oktober 2009

  • Apollyon_

    Also while you say melodeath is not metal,infact it is,the only genre that ain't metal is CORE and Nu Metal Teen angst mallcore garbage. [2]. This group is either the best troll in-joke ever, or is the highest concentration of FAIL I've witnessed in a long time.

    September 2009

  • Wonderglue

    Also while you say melodeath is not metal,infact it is,the only genre that ain't metal is CORE and Nu Metal Teen angst mallcore garbage.

    September 2009
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