Caramel Jack take their constitutional

‘Ere, Missus, Now. No mention of Kenneth Williams, please. Caramel Jack are taking their constitutional in the Constituitonal Club in historic Lewes ( Lewes of „big arrows“ and „chalky deposits“ fame )… ooo Matron!… it should be good, especially if you’re a member ( stop it! ) because then it’s free to get in otherwise you’ll have to dig deep in your pockets ( !! ) and cross their palms with something hard ( !!! ) and golden (…err…eh? ).
Evil Edna will administer wet wipes and Mavis will clean up after it’s all blown over ( Matron! No! ). Bring your own Moog ( did you see what I did there? ).